laugh and learn
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh**s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
yah i remember that..don't worry...will surely ask u a gift once i will be bk..
soniya...haha...but the offer expired after a week too :P but it converted into something for ur lovely daughter but with no expiry date to that offer :)
Yah rebel, motiv8er's comment reminded me of some of the comments made by SOMEONE ELSE for me long bk...lol
And when you're in deep sh**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>>> i agree with this, and cover your NOSE tooooooo!
ha ha Alrite Soniya - 3 days extra (10 days) take it and leave it pls ;-)
soniya...all the offers u get from QL members are only valid for a week :P coincidence ?? :D
..ok...
Sorry no Mumbai..only Doha..(offer valid for 1 week only)
Motiv8er, you haven't yet replied about the lists that i gave it to u? So have u turned back from ur proposal??? lol
Calm down rebel..These things do get happen sometimes...:)
Rebel - chill dude..go grab a coffee ;-)
soniya...me was just reminding fellow users to check before posting...u know that coffee thread was posted last week too.. :D
""And when you're in deep sh**t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!""
LOL
nice one frexie...
QL has become like those drama serials ..atleast 5-6 recaps before the next episode :P ,,,so so many posts getting repeated..no one bothers to use the searh bar b4 posting
Vsell- next time be more discreet wen you use the word Growing. some members (Colt) get excited rather quickly !
scratching his head..Who am I?? Where am I?? How did I land up here??
and there will be new comers on each day. Let them enjoy what we have enjoyed before.
Nothing wrong with that post, although posted before.
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lol motiv8er....
Since i am out of DOHA, would u mind to fly down to MUMBAI and give me a treat at the following RESTAURANTS of my choice?? here goes the lists:
1. TAJ LAND
2. JW MARRIOT
3. TAJ HOTEL
4. OBEROI
howz that??? :))
Soniya - dont say dat... all I wished was to give you an out of the world experience :(((
btw had we all gone according thru our profile pic..then u wud have been hunted down and out of dat pool longtime ago :-)
Motiv8er, thnx for ur invitation...But i prefer HUMANS over ALIENS,ur profile pic says it all:)))
double post
Soniya - why do you want to spoil your day goin out with Colt? let me take you instead to the rooftop restaurant at the sheraton.
Colt you too can join in..just to jump off from there :-P
Hey Colt..back off faggot ! you have lots of work to do now.. go read this http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mumbai-the-filthiest-of-all-metros-Study/articleshow/6273130.cms
Soniya - I want to dedicate that track for u..which goes like "you are my Soniya"
colt, yah no pblm if u wish to pay all the LUNCH BILLS..:))
not sure... why? you wanna have lunch with me? ;-)
Oyye colt ji, WK ki kah raha hai??
eng: colt, why didn't u reply bk to wk's comment?:)
colt, town?? hmmm..cool...When are u planning to fly mumbai??? :)
I am from town ;-)
how old are you on QL... what difference u feel betweeen the two countries uganda and Qatar.... ?
Soniya Colt is from Footpaths of Dharavi ;)
colt ji, ok i am from your city but i still don't know which part of mumbai r u from??? :)
oooOyyyee motiv8er, main appko yaad hoon??
eng: motiv8er, how dare u call me SONIA??? :)))
Stay away from Soniya... she's from my city ;-)
Reyz - I have a lifetime gate pass..anytime anywhere ;-)
Hey Soniya - how are you?
this is a nice story to point things out...
cheru, better than your dead snake sandwiches...Yaackk!! ... ;b
frexie, good one..
moti, you are after me here too... get lost from this thread ;)
Old one as mentioned by drmana.
reyz - now shut up :-)
nice moral of the story :D
i read it first time... begin to lol... ;b
Laughed at this many times before here in QL itself but still trying to learn something.