Kids jokes-Get married - Joke of the Day

crazyfish
By crazyfish

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable

By dumb_and_happy• 7 Aug 2008 15:12
dumb_and_happy

hahahaha 2 funny!

By ida2008• 6 Aug 2008 15:33
ida2008

sooo cute.

"crazy world"

By ladymeh• 6 Aug 2008 13:34
ladymeh

we have been lucky so far, ...

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By brandylady• 6 Aug 2008 13:13
Rating: 5/5
brandylady

typical too :)

By crazyfish• 6 Aug 2008 12:23
crazyfish

well we have been lucky sooo far

heheheh ;-)

By Bahraini83• 6 Aug 2008 11:42
Rating: 3/5
Bahraini83

he should've planned for the name of the little one as well :D

By anonymous• 6 Aug 2008 11:31
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Good one...

By rainbowqatar• 6 Aug 2008 11:27
rainbowqatar

thats really funnyyyyy......

By Andrews• 6 Aug 2008 11:02
Andrews

hahaaha.............really funny

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