Chocolate Size Doesn't Matter
• You can GET chocolate.
• "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
• Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
• You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
• You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
• You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
• If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
• Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
• You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
• Working hours without upsetting your work mates.
• You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
• With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
• Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
• You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
• Good chocolate is easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
• You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
• When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
