but for a smart girl you dont need to say anything she will leave you the moment you loose interest on her!! but the fact is there are lots of foolish emotional girls in this world..
If u really realy REALLY wanna get rid of her and FAST tell her u slept with her "BROTHER" and that he was the pitcher and u were the "CATCHER" hehehehe
Landloverreview: Trust me dude, I am really making an effort on the forum to "HOLD Back", you might faint of half the sh*t that i know. :))
Btw has anybody noticed that this thread has not many posts from opposite gender. Although the topic was girls, and QL has mostly "women" ....... hmmm i wonder why? :P :P
CL: Another way would be, ask somebody to call you in the middle of night. Get up in a shock (Pretend as if you were asleep and make sure the girl sleeping next to you wakes up too). She'll ask who called, Just say " No one love, for a moment i thought its my wife" :)
Of qaws it would have to be well away from QAWS as I wouldn't want any of those gorgeous, friendly, vaccinated, well-mannered, lovely with children dogs that everyone should adopt beqaws they are so lovely and deserve a better home dogs to dig her up.
Chocolate and champagne...........laced with arsenic. She will never see it coming. Then a quick trip out to the desert with a shovel...and Bob's your uncle! Nice and easy with no mess.
eat 2Kgs of raw Onions and 1KG of Cabbage half hour before meeting the gal, then slowly slowly start burping and farting...she will run away frm you as if there is no tomorrow....:)
Tell her you are a complete slime ball, have no sense of commitment, no respect for women and value playing around far higher than taking her feeling into account.
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OOooo gypsy :( :(
Don't feel bad... You are so true in what you say :P Just missed this line ... and so many desperate guys who are so easily manipulated by gals too :)
I saw someone offering a fortune (Merc'75 and a steel ring) to someone.... Just imagine :P :P
Huh.. Gypsy gal.. No wonder you're still stalking me.. Not smart enough, eh? :P
You guys are full of ideas...
but for a smart girl you dont need to say anything she will leave you the moment you loose interest on her!! but the fact is there are lots of foolish emotional girls in this world..
but the girl in picture luks pretty..
coz you got STD and she's the only one you're seeing/dating.
You'll get a slap in the face...but she'll get rid of you.
:P
i agree. the women are totally on read mode.
x's or current, they are trying to remember if any of the comments here was spoken by their guys.
lol i pity the guy whose girl is on QL. he'll be surprised.
come to think of it, we are betraying our BROs! hahaha
@ MarcoNandoz
If u really realy REALLY wanna get rid of her and FAST tell her u slept with her "BROTHER" and that he was the pitcher and u were the "CATCHER" hehehehe
Yup mate I am turning the red signals into green with little orange in between. ((:
I think the gender you talking about are now busy Re thinking about their Xs... ((:
That is risky! :) She might get rid of you! :P :P Concentrate, play safe :D
Another Best way to get rid of a girl .. see below:
http://qatarliving.com/node/8956031
ROFL deadman.. good one... you're a quick learner, i give you that !! :D
for further tips: join my classes after midnight :P
Aiwa.. its ok, im here for you and not planning get rid of you so soon.. :P
tell her your GAY :)
Landloverreview: Trust me dude, I am really making an effort on the forum to "HOLD Back", you might faint of half the sh*t that i know. :))
Btw has anybody noticed that this thread has not many posts from opposite gender. Although the topic was girls, and QL has mostly "women" ....... hmmm i wonder why? :P :P
Oh hold on deadman..now ur talking about extra_marital relationship.. ((:
Whoa, am all out of ideas after reading the ingenious ones by everyone. But woe to the poor woman whom kiwiinqatar wants to get rid of O.O
*backs away slowly, and runs for it!*
CL: Another way would be, ask somebody to call you in the middle of night. Get up in a shock (Pretend as if you were asleep and make sure the girl sleeping next to you wakes up too). She'll ask who called, Just say " No one love, for a moment i thought its my wife" :)
Xena... Oh come on, I have seen that movie too "He's just not that into you" .. Don't tell me it was YOU who used that line.. haha :D
Deadman.. LOL, i was about to say that line in my first comment.. but then i thought lets do it a nicer way :P
btw.. "love making" is a bit too decent for me.. i'd rather use the F word .haha :D
The girl in the Opening picture looks like Steffy Forrester in Bold & Beautiful who has the similar character s.t. related to the topic.
be despo:)
Of qaws it would have to be well away from QAWS as I wouldn't want any of those gorgeous, friendly, vaccinated, well-mannered, lovely with children dogs that everyone should adopt beqaws they are so lovely and deserve a better home dogs to dig her up.
the desert would be the perfect place to hide a body....
Then I remembered US spy satallites;-)
lol Kiwi reminds of the movie American Psycho!
Chocolate and champagne...........laced with arsenic. She will never see it coming. Then a quick trip out to the desert with a shovel...and Bob's your uncle! Nice and easy with no mess.
xena, be careful, some macho men like weak women..:)
A man on a date with his girlfriend asked if she was ok with Pre-martial sex, The girl said she was fine with it.
The guy replied is it ok if I sleep with your best friend before we get married.
That was the last time he saw her!
My favourite line.... for a man.....
"I am so sorry this isn't going to work out, but it's not you... it's me" :-(
CL: Anything you say man, its nice to see you all jolly and happy here :P Take your time... but don't forget that the Hell awaits you :)
Lolz! One name can be good enough, if you time it properly. Like when you've just finished, say "O i love making love to you (Name of some girl)" :)
Tahsin do yr wife know about this girl hope she does not read yr comments
Deadman.. Yo dawg!! :P
If she knows that already then say, "Sorry (another girls name) i meant (Say another different name) Sh*t .... Whats your name babe?" :P
go straight to the point. girls appreciate it more if you'd say it to her face.
Then bring with you another girl (one that you could hire as a tempo girlfriend), 30 minutes before, and act sweet with each other.
When the girl comes and sees you with another woman....she leaves.
Though depending on the length of relationship and how close she is to you, you might expect a scene in the Restaurant.
If she has no problem with it, then be very happy (3-some) or be very suspicious (she might also have another boyfriend).
eat 2Kgs of raw Onions and 1KG of Cabbage half hour before meeting the gal, then slowly slowly start burping and farting...she will run away frm you as if there is no tomorrow....:)
with all the necessary ideas to get rid of someone as well.
u ask i gave
Deadman..Actually BG loves Cats...u know wt I mean? (:
lol deadman, BG is an ape of a man..:) ape practice both ways..:)
Baburao: I pity you man... you really have a DARK side. First the "AIDS" and now the "GAYISM" come on, what monkey business are you really about? :P
after too much thinking just tell her ur not interested in women anymore :/ hehehe she will run away
don't take a bath & brush your teeth for week before u meet her. :)yaaaks
Have tried all that..but she wants the money!!!
Aoy: Though i like your last sentence, but please.... I ain't your "YO" hip hop rapper guy.... I am the Dead Man! :P
yo deadguy, u shudve put "best way to end a realationship"
im starting to feel the women squinting their eyes and eyebrows touching wen they read your post title hahaha lol
after looking at the OP pic on top no man wud be ready to get rid of a beautiful girl like her inviting us LOLS
Brit: I doubt that will work :P
CL: what if she knows that already ? :P
MacroNandoz: What if she likes that too? :)
Khan Bhai!: Some people don't get affected when you treat them respectfully.
UKEngQatar: Do you actually remember birthdays? :P Really? :)
Baburao: You want that word to spread>?? If it happens its end of your world. Bad Bad Idea..
Its again depends on the following
1. Girl's age : Its easy to lose a teenage or young bird than a matured women.
2. Your relationship span.
If it is just at first few dates easiest way to get rid of a girl is
Start with something negative as for girls your first sentence you say after meeting do matters the most.
Talk more about your pet than her...most important of all is "dont pay for your dinner" ((:
If she is a matured women and ur relationship was a little longer...just be calm for while and dont show any affection.
tell her u have aids
TB.. If you do that, she'd love you even more :P haha
Just forget her Birthday once and its over!
Tell her you are a complete slime ball, have no sense of commitment, no respect for women and value playing around far higher than taking her feeling into account.
respectfully that the relationship is not working any more and you both have to move on!
@marco
thats probably one of the worst ways to get rid of a girl!!!
easiest and best would be what brit said!
make her feel that u r a stalker
stop buying her hala cards
Tell her you slept with her mom :P
CL u mean incomplete stories...:P
Tell her " I Love you a lot (Add another girl's name)" :D
Tell her your mother is coming to stay with you.
We, men, shouldnt apply this very often here as the ratios are quite twisted and finding a good one is like finding a needle in hay stack...:)