American Woman :-)
Yesterday evening I was at Home Centre paying off my purchases at the cash counter, when this pretty-looking woman with her strong American accent comes up besides me and is thrilled at her purchases. She is like "Awesome" and "Woo-hoo" and almost had all of the Home Centre salesmen around there attending to her.
The best part was when they told her the delivery would be only on Monday, she was like, "OMG, Nooo!!! I can pay you like QAR 500 more if you deliver it tomorrow" But none of her charm, nor her generosity worked. Then she went on, "But what if there is any cancellation, will I get it earlier?" "Why don't you do delivery on Friday?" "What are the chances there will be any cancellation and I can get my stuff earlier?" There I was thinking, "Get real biyatch, you want it so bad, get an effin private mover to collect it from here and deliver it, that would be cheaper than QAR 500"
I stood there kinda amused, while the other 2 lebanese women, who had been waiting for about 10 mins to get the attention of at least one saleman, got pissed off at the interest being shown to this American woman. I was not very happy as well, because they screwed up some stuff of mine and then to top it all, this woman and her "I just fell out the Happy Tree" attitude wasn't helping :-(
I just wish I knew the name of the "Happy Pills" she was on, I could do with a few right about now :-P
Well colt, if you would have done the needful, you might have found out what AWESOME really means! ;)
Alas you didn't...so you won't.
Pretty and american then its just the right excuse to keep the Lebanese or any others for that matter on hold.
I was paying off for the furniture I bought as well as getting some customer service issue I had with them sorted out :-P
I think Ima hit that joint a lot now, just to look around you know, they have some pretty decent stuff :-))
And NO, she was a brunette ;-)
she want a 4X4 bed....dont forget the 2 lebanese chicoos
Colt45.. Yep we all want to know what you were doing in Home Centre to come across a American (was she blonde) and two Lebanese chics?
Also confirm what the American lady wanted to be delivered so desperately, my bet is a double bed?
Ima stick to the PM's then :-P
on one and all
this is not weekend effect...this is colt effect
Lol! Jeffrey? Is this the weekend effect. xD
I am kinda excited too! WOOOHOOOO! :P
Expatgeezer: I do my best to avoid the northern monkeys, apart from my hubby of course ;-)
WOO-HOOO!!!!
I registered on another site already :(
Says women! xD
Sour grapes???
Sneesy n colt book a room kids are around QL nowadays.
Snessy British girls reserved and quite? Looks like you never been up northeast of England?
Yeah Colt, stop using this site to pick up women!
Says who? :-P
A case of sour grapes? :P
Awesome!
My Cuban Shotputter (who is nearly American) used to plat Cowboys and nurses..
Woooo Hoooo!
u can join in for a date...just register it
Okay that's not a dating site, cut it out. xD
Excuse me, but I think my brains have taken a day off :-P
colt you should be saying Splendid!
I just get so carried away sometimes :-P
Oh dear! I will pull out if you don't tone it down. Remember, British girls are reserved and quiet! ;-)
AWEEESOMMMEE!!!! WOO-HOOO!!!! :-P
Yep, it's a date :-) xXx
Next week we're having lunch... and you know where that is gonna be at... right??? ;-)
WK - Read the post thoroughly, you will see what I was doing at Home Centre.... and me thinks too that she "may" have just been a "wannae", but her accent was quite strong and an NY one at that too ;-)
Snessy booty call for lunch eh?
;) lots of freaks in here man hahah
i'm glad you took it as a joke because it was.
Aaahhh! This explains why you've been too busy for me Colt...Get your booty outta Homecentre and meet me for lunch.
I'm not sure everyone is into old people like you CarTuner :P
only if you offer your motha
Stop feeling hmfaysal, such things in public is not allowed...oh no wait man and man holding hands is allowed, man and woman holding hands is not allowed.
Are you offering yourself CarTuner?
Cartuner,
Man, you feel me
What an incident.
some people need to get laid in here
If home centre is a place where dumb pretty ladies hang out and scream out of enthusiasm, well then I might hang out there often too.. Let me know Colt if this is the reality
WK... Exactly
cOLT What were you doing in home centre?
I still can't figure out what were you doing in Home centre?
American WOMEN STAY away from MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
American WOMAN MAMA LET ME BEEEE!
Don't come knocking AROUND my door! I don't wana see your SHADOW no MORE!
jackmohan2007, you mean she needed that double bed so desperately?
Not playing with you Colt.
(p.s. She might be reading this post, and not going alongside with colt will get me her attention) :-P
LOVING IT! I EFFING ENJOYED THAT!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!
Colt maybe she has a reason to get the stuff delivered soon... maybe thats why she is paying QR 500.
Anyway... it was an Awwwweesommmeee post... lol
''when this pretty-looking woman with her strong American accent comes up besides/next counter me and is thrilled at her purchases. She is like "Awesome" and "Woo-hoo" and almost had all of the Home Centre salesmen around there attending to her''
YOu had a pretty good look at her (either she was in front or behind you what is beside you?)
archiecomics, yes there are plenty of wanna be Americans ladies out there! Maybe she thought if she puts on a strong American accent with her good looks might do the trick, but I guess it did not work :(
Colt45 you should have suggested that it is cheaper to get a delivery guy for less than QR500 from the Furniture souq..:) The only problem is that Home Centre Yard is in the Industrial Area!
Geezer....I am your sunshine..your only sunshine...i'll make you happyyyyy when skies are grey!
that was my ex-girl friend...she is not an american...but an indian,,.only thing she painted herself
No comment! as the word American is in the post! :)
Archie, Colt was hiding behind the two lebanese ladies.
u were beside her or behind her...:P
Yes isnt it AWEEEEESOOOMMEEE! :p
AWEESOMMEEEE!!! thread ;)
OMG Jervis you are now dreaming of it too!
Jervis why you thanking brit? did he volunteer his palms for the job?
I could do with some beating-off...... from her :-P
Colt you'd really enjoy her beat you off with her lamps wouldnt you...AWEEEEESOOOMEEE!
She's gonna wanna beat me in the head with those huge-a55 lamps she bought.... AWEESOMMEEEE!!! :-P
She could be on QL reading this....AWEEEEEESSOOMMMEE!
You're right on that one!!! Sometimes I think I needa think with my other head :-P
You know what gets to me.... "AWEEESOME", which is repeated in every sentence :-))
And then she needed something else and two salesmen dart off to get it for her. As sson as she sees them with it, off she lets it out again, "Isn't that just AWEESOMEEE"!!!
I could have chocked myself than be there to listen to her, "AWEEESOMEEE" :-P
Rizks you are missing the point to the post...he let a pretty looking...possibly dumb woman who was willing to pay 500 bucks for two men to "come" early! I mean where do you find such women in today's world?
how u came to know she was an American woman ?
she might be frm Australia, Honolulu, Nagaland or China ? :(
Was it Tattooed on her forehead tat she was frm America ?
I know right... :-P
On my way back home, I was thinking, "I need to post this on QL for a good laugh" It was hilarious at some point :-))
I was on the phone for a bit and then kinda pissed off with the customer service guy on the other end :-(
Yeah sometimes none of my heads work :-P
RofL smokey.....
Are you serious? Did you not notice she was "pretty-looking" and you stood there listening to her? Why didnt you give her your card and say "I do furniture shifting" that way you'd have known where she stays as well!
Colt...trust you to never use your brains when it matters! Inspite of have two heads! :(
Why would it, she was pretty and all upbeat about her purchases, I just need to know the damn happy pills she was on :-P
u have mentioned the nationality here.....hope it doesnt trigger for any bashing ? :(
and by the way, WTF were u doing in the counter ?
Mouth watching the lebnanese and American ladies there ? :)