Work vs. Prison
IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.
Hmmmm.... I think I'm gonna KILL someone!
Anyone up for a volunteer ??
Just got load of issues and thoughts to think of. I bury myself with work these days so when I go home at the end of the day, I'm too tired to think. Internet trolls and creatures are NOT in my list to think about.
(sorry for hijacking, B...not intentional)
:-)
Me think you having a PMS.
ZOMGLOLROLF
Qatari, people with IQ below 10 should not be allowed to post in the site, mkay.
H. Bennis
Mystica
I agree with you, but that kind of story line has KILLED REAL PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE! We don't need some disgruntle soul walking around planning to kill someone not even Joking.
PS
Bennis you are welcome to my confession booth, after I set my bullet proof booth just for you and I fit my bullet proof vest set including my 45 caliber side arm, just in case you decide to get a little obnoxious and aggressive.
Don't forget to go through my metal detector and x-ray machine first. Just being cautious with you Mr....
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
So have you manage to make your 'i phone' of yours working yet?
Whatever it is that makes you feel low, try to amuse yourself by listening to music or thinking the good time you had or play disco music and start dancing, it will help you to feel better. If anyone is troubling you, learn to ignore it. remember the more you pay attention to them the more it pleases them! relax! take a deep breath and release the tension. ;-)
Azzy is actually asking Bennis if he's pissed off with someone at work! she's not the one you have to comfort but Bennis! he! he! he!
Bennis, I know we all want to be famous, don't we?
Sorry, RED_POPE...still not yet time for me to confess anything :-P
I know I'm kinda feeling low, not depressed and not angry tonight...
Come my depressed child to my confession booth and tell me your reasons for being angry....
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
I was thinking the same thing, swear to ya!
Let's see who's our PIMP ?? ...of course RED_POPE I am so blind!
/getting my master plan for murder ready/
H. Bennis
P*ss*d off with someone at work????
Calm down! if you're planning to kill someone, make sure it's someone's popular, known or important like Magellan! so you'll be in history! joke!
Sometimes the doors of prayers are open and you never know when until you wish to kill someone and go to jail,... I'm a little on the sensitive side tonight ;)
EDIT: REP_POPE
Do you ever get joke or do we have to explain 'em to ya ??
H. Bennis
A Prisoner does not use the internet or does not collect food stamps or unemployment.
I rather be at work and live with the company rules for 8 hours and get paid.
In prison If you work you will get paid at least 1 dollar per day including taxes.
I think the volunteer should be you and no one else. Just put yourself out of your misery, since you don't want to WORK and you will do society a favor.
Rest in peace you lazy Frokker!
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
would you really want to? i thought being at work is enuff for you :P
I wouldn't go to prison for that, will I ?
H. Bennis
Your cat? :D