Woman's Remote is finally here ::::::::::::

Queen dee I could not reply earlier. What I said was just the nature of men. It is not connected to sharing everything in a marriage.

Marriage is an institution that has to nurtured and worked on continuously to give it some semblance of perfection though no marriage is perfect.

The key is to work around the flaws of both and be honest about it.

Vic signboard is gone :)

What was written was

HINDUISM

.....JAINISM

.....BUDDHISM

......SIKHISM

.........ISLAM

..CHRISTIANITY

BTW What is written on the sign board?

Rizks--only for women and another qualification is the age bar. Should be under 45. This to stop the males eloping!!!!!

when alot is not revealed i dont see this marriage/relation going anywhere mehnis so better off without it dont u think? nothing based on weak basis would continue healthy

Vic it's a sign board posted by Indian Army in Kashmir, really liked it so kicked the cat.

Khawaga ;-)

OMG........gender bashing.....I know FU may WIN.....

BAN marriages propoganda!

Which woman controlled you to change your Avtaar....WK....all cats changed!

WK: all evidence to the contrary. Did you read Visper's post on another thread?

queen dee there are a lot that is hidden from a woman by men. As for your points which you made:

Control the sack is a misnomer as if denial is there the man will look elsewhere

You are allowed to get away with whatever it is --perceptions!!

admirable job of woman. No one can do it better. cleaning cooking bearing children and a lot lot more

Women only know of the income as revealed. A lot many men never do reveal.

There is a saying. Never ask a woman her age and never ask a man what he earns.

Khawaga: Every woman controls me :(

WK: clearly no woman controls you, so what are you talking about?

queen dee don't remind us of the bitter truth that women control everything :(

let me narrow it down for you guys:

-we control the sack

-we get away with whatever it is

-crying is not blackmail, its just emotional expression

-never forget we cook do laundry clean pick up ur clothes off the floor carry ur children for 9 months/each

-and we make sure we spend so much so u cant afford another woman :D now thats what i call a tactical woman ;)

Hey Vic this will not be useful for newly married. Its recommended usage is after 7 years of marriage. If used earlier there are dangers of the husband running away or eloping

let me narrow it down for you guys:

-we control the sack

-we get away with whatever it is

-crying is not blackmail, its just emotional expression

-never forget we cook do laundry clean pick up ur clothes off the floor carry ur children for 9 months/each

-and we make sure we spend so much so u cant afford another woman :D now thats what i call a tactical woman ;)

Hey Vic this will not be useful for newly married. Its recommended usage is after 7 years of marriage. If used earlier there are dangers of the husband running away or eloping

after several years it is some sort default service

Family Control 'micro chips' under manufacturing process (including remote, latest installation/uninstall features) ;D

it look a like a Bath Tub!

This is required ONLY for NEWLY MARRIEDS.....

After several years the machine is finely TUNED to act per default programs ;D

Women already control men, why do they need a remote :-/

After that age is it Men Oppose ??

The Hulk may look stupid but he's not stupid enough to take someone else's headache onto his own head.

Not really Queen dee . I am just promoting better understanding. Guys will love you and do their best till they think they 'possess' something invaluable.

rizks sharing is caring..the more the merrier haha

Then he is 'dead' Rizks.

Yes deepb a hulk smash could work. But what if the wife elopes with the hulk??

Wat if a guy has two wifes or 3 ?

hehe mehnis yes i know the 9 words used by us :P but really we just get to a point where we simply give up with u guys :D

(does it by time that men get better or do women just lower their standards? :P) hehe

Only one Rizks. Polyandry is not to be encouraged!!!!!!!

HULK SMASH

Mehnis does a couple get only One Remote or TWO ? :)

Well Rizks the inventor of this dream t of marriages being happy and content. He felt that putting this power in the hands of a woman would be good since she would use it sparingly and judiciously.

Damn !! i should electrocute the inventor of this bloody device....lol

So Rizks is planning to erase the control values.. Hey galpreind, choozy and who ever concerned please take note.

FOI Rizks these control values are engraved and thus cannot be erased by water sweat nailpolish remover petrol varnish etc.

Hmmm tats strange !!

Wat if the words written in tat remote vanishes due to too much use, sweat etc ? :)

Wat if we jumble up the whole words here and there ?

Wat will the outcome ? LOL

Queen dee. See this thread http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1038795

AH Rizks I am getting what you are thinking. Is there a way to destroy this ?? Well it is made water proof, hammer proof, and can with stand pressure upto 50 tons of force

Only misuse and continuous low charge can make this inoperable.

Replacement is not guaranteed and may not be available due to huge demand.

We ask u to repeat urselves so that we can hear ur voices again...we do it purposely... :P

mehnis: ever wonder why we get mad and frustrated sometimes like most of the times?!!

my god, u guys think we talk too much but its not true we just have to repeat ourselves coz u didnt hear us the 1st time loool so u think we talk alot but all we r doing is saying the same thing repeatedly. along other things nad so on but yet: conditions apply* :P

wat if water spills on tat Remote....LOL

Do we have to undergo the same long procedure to acquire a replacement ?

Very true Queen dee. Nothing can replace the human emotional quotient. This device is great if sparingly used!!!!!!!!

lol...

On the Contrary, if a man isn't content, and has to be a slave all his life, there will be more frustration amongst men too...

geez!!

I mean, sometimes, i feel if u gals want somethin, PLEASE ASK/TELL US!! No hidden signals, messages etc please... That'd be a good start I guess...

well not really mehnis, not everytime i would want romance up and sex is low and the opposite is true. it simply should be fulfilling, change in a relation is very good and very nice even from the simplest things like putting on a different type of lingerie or body lotion. going wild every now and then triggers the hunger of giving to get more

Rizks don't get ideas about your galpriend using it on you instead of her husband. It works only with a digital marriage certificate.

It is a weapon of peace Speedy. This way there will be less angry and frustrated women in the world.

Mehnis this remote is always ON as u mentioned.

Wat if it comes in someone else hands ?

It can be misused....LOL

@Mehnis: You have created a WMD...Weapon of Masculine Destruction!!! :P

It is always on Speedy. No woman will want to 'off' this remote.

Queen Dee this is exactly why the remote functions of up romance and down sex are there. They are used in tandem to achieve the ultimate experience ---every time

I guess Passion,Intimacy and commitment are 3 most important things in a relationship...all 3 are required to make a relationship work...

when we want to be involved sexually with our partner that is we search for the intimacy satisfaction not the intercourse itself, guys on the contrary they do IT(intercourse) in a loving way (husband/wife healthy love relation) but really need to work harder on the intimacy part, it's just that's how men are lol

BTW,Where is the "ON" button?

No good if u can't "on" anythin!

LOL good one... :P

That is why that model was a failure Khawaga. Too many exhausted men on the streets afraid to go back home.

No Queen Dee I said I can teach you new tricks to keep your husband running in circles around you. As for me there is not 'down boy' syndrome with me!!!!!!!! Always keep them panting for more is my motto.

Hey Rizkksss ;)

If memory serves, the other version of this remote included a sex up button and no one raised your concerns...

Well this gives a woman control on runaway harmones on a male and adjust for a bit of Romance. But if you notice Khawaga there is no ''I WANT it now"" button.

That would endanger a man's life if a woman turns into a nymph and say 'now' then again 'now' and then 24/7. Imagine what would happen to that poor guy!!!!!!!!

im a female mehnis lol so it really wouldnt help me those tricks in seducing a woman :P and i do just perfectly fine with my hubby :D

and mehnis "down boy not today" wait till tomorrow u dont have to pour ur anger here on all of us :P

Quite a lot Queen Dee. Can teach you some tricks too!!!!

"Down boy. Not today"???? Oh Mehnis! You poor thing!!!

"down boy" lmfao hahaha i like that..okay guys so what else u know abt girls' romances and love? :P

Well some crude home made devices tend to malfunction drmana. that is why a total product is being offered now. You up-down arrows might interchange anytime!!!!!

Hey Rizks not every woman likes to hit the sack the moment you get your hands on her. That is why the =>Romance button is there along with

hahahahaha........Mehnis, you are late. I have already got similar remote custom made for me with few differences :-P

Ah that down option is when the adrenalin and sex harmones are running very high and the woman needs to say 'down boy' not today.

Dinner option is there on the menu and the sub menu will have certain prefixed choi es

SeX arrow is down ? why ?

Manufacturing defects ? :(

Damn these chinese products.....

Mehnis: a smarter woman would know when to choose her battles and let you watch the sports match and catch up with you afterwards.

Also, I see a flaw in your design. The sex control only has a "down" option. Should go both ways. And can I change the "make me a queen" button to "make me dinner"?

Well Khawaga the 7 year precondition is there so that the husband does not run off or elope or commits suicide. After the 7th year of marriage he has no choice anyway.

Another factor is that in the initial years of marriage the husband says yes to everything and is a devoted slave in any case. So usage will be very limited.

Visper u can use only One not Two....lol

can i use that too?:D

Khawaga a smart woman would 'charge' this when it is 'convenient' to her and use it with full power when such things as a sports match is on.

deepb: good point. Of course, the nice lingerie will still be there after the game...

No, but a nice lingerie might work....

SEVENTH??? If I got married today, I wouldn't be able to use it for very long before I reached the age cap. Guess I'm better of remaining single.

Mehnis: you really think you could be coaxed away from a sports match by "tones of love, compassion and affection"?

Khawaga get married first and QL will gift it to you on your 7th wedding anniversary!!!

As for batteries there are none. It works on a new technology called women's power. It gets charged whenever a the owner using it uses words in tones of love, compassion and affection. The more such words used softly it gets charged fully.

hehehe Mehnis....

Mehnis: sounds like yet another empty QL promise...

I know what you meant Rizks. You want to gift it to your married galpriend so that the husband runs away and you can have an open field. We are aware of such intentions and we will carefully screen all galpriends too.

Well Khawaga QL will make it available to all its sweethearts!!!!!!!!

Mehnis u blind Crow,

i dont want tat damn remote for myself its to gift my galpriend....:)

by the way, how many batteries it has - 2 or 4 ?

Mehnis: such electronic devices that are of benefit to women are not sold here in Qatar.

Rizks-Unless you get a sex change you cannot buy this. Yes this will be made available in Doha only on QL. On pre-bookings only. The manufacture is kept secret since there is huge demand all over the world.

The price of each piece is going to be calculated on the age factor, number of years married and with a no-nagging certificate.

I need to wake up. I think I'm in a nightmare.

Mehnis i am under 18, and under my office roof.

By the way, u have not answered by other queries ?

M not married !

Can i gift it to my galpriend ?

How much does it cost ?

Is it available in doha ?

Were is it Made ? Made in China or Home made ? :)