Why women lie...
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell in the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen in the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied,
'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under
the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied,'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney,
you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm
not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so
the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in
the best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
You said, "And so
the Lord let her keep him"
which one - Her husband or Clooney ??
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
that sounds tiring...but dont tire yourseld much canary or else you'll end up having body pains the following day (like most of us had, after that partying followed by long drive)..:)
i have another christmas party to attend to this 24th as well at Ritz(so who said that im not up for the season...just a bit sad sometimes, missing my family home)
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Today is big party day in our office - we all collected together to make an end of year lunch, we are muslims, Hindu, Catholics and others and then all of them decided to have a game in stealing presents.
It is just to make the people happy, I was up at 04.00 am to make a noodle salad und up until midnight wrapping gifts and making sure we have everything for today.
The whole office is so excited it's like a fever - many of the Philippinos are not going home but have already Christams trees and I will put up one for my neighbours kids. So join in the Eid and Christmas spirit girl.
It's getting late, and I need to get some reading in, my book calls!! Goodnight DG and Owen have a wonderful day :D
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DG!!!!!!...that's the sweetest ever i heard today...but hmmmm, it would be much better if it came from a man..;D thanks girl..
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Yes, I have a special surprise planned for husband for Eid. I bought him the Planet Earth DVD series and ordered from the butcher his favorite cut of lamb :D He thinks I am an on call... but I just wanted to surprise him with a huge feast :D
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why not jass thanks...:)
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The funny thing was, we were skating with no problems but then this little boy came stumbling towards us at a very high speed and used my friend to stop. He managed to pull her down flat on the ice with him landing nicely on top of her. Of course, I was laughing so hard I fell down... almost on top of them both!
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Oh, very late...have breakfast meeting tomorrow. Goodnight.
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If it wasnt raining so hard right now, I would post a picture of all the lights for you....hopefully tomorrow evening will be clearer :D
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ROFL...youcha!...yes, I went there the other night quite late...it was wonderful as always...great atmosphere. No major accidents reported that night!
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Oh, I wish you a lovely Eid! Have you been to Rockefellar Square yet for Ice Skating? The best time is in the evening :D But watch out, my friend and I were there skating, and she broke her tail bone and had to sit with a special inflatable donut for a long time!
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Owen, I'll send some twinkly lights your way. Just look up at the sky tonight and you'll know that all the twinkling stars were sent just for you :)
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i could imagine jass..you know here, you would see my face all lit up if and when i see one house with christmas lights and christmas tree..:(
i want to go hommmmmmmeeeeeeee
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Oh bummer Jasskat. Sleep deprivation is something I know you know all about! Yes NYC is very twinkly and sparkly for Christmas and I'm actually enjoying the cold weather...it's a change. Looking forward to celebrating Eid here with the family.
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yes very adventurous :D
My view over looks the city, and right now there is a beautiful sea of christmas lights the goes on for miles...very enchanting!
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lol KH..sounds adventurous ha?...:P
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christmas lights...that's what i'm missing with this season..back home, the country is filled with enormous lights, all dancing in the cold weather, different colors, some even blinks accordingly with its music...sigh..missing christmas from my country..
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Will be in Doha waiting for the rain and the workers to finish waterproofing my house
I should be, I'm on call at the hospital, and have to be there bright and early....but cannot sleep!
Are you enjoying all the lights in NYC? I love how the Christmas lights really brighten the city :D
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Hello Jasskat, I should say goodnight...are you about to hit the hay like me? 12:40am here.
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morning KH...where will you be this vacation?
huh? mom scarlett, angelina and brat bottom of the river?
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It's certainly COLD...about to dive into my very warm, cosy, bed for the night...send some of that sun this way!_______________________________________________________
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came after MINE so therefore you obviously took yours from mine...ahem...
and, just a thought..what the heck are Angelina and Brad both doing at the bottom of the river??? Hopefully they were wearing scuba gear..
Good morning DG :D Yes, we woman are tricky like that...dont let the secret out!
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Dg, its lovely, sunny and COOL!!! Clear blue skies...we call them bluebird skies, back home...
speaking of back home...seems the northeast is having a time with the snow storms..hope you are all bundled up there DiamondGirl!
Morning KH, have a great day :)
S'right, hrscorp, us women just let you guys think you're in control. Your egos need it so much more...
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LOL, love it! :D
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men control the world, yet women control the men.
Don't we have a saying "lie is the men's salt"?
Good morning Scarlett, DG, Owen and whever is here and there. Even the lurkers....YOOOOOHOOOOOOO
Morning Scarlett, lol, that made me laugh. How are you and how is sunny Qatar?
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the biggest evidence of women lying is the fact that this story of urs was take from:-
Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied.
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!
Ahem! i rest my case
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
lol...talk about justifying why we lie...:D
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to do that...and I never lie, but we ladies can sure stretch the heck outta the truth...
from female to male coz you know females are liers :D
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Heck I am the ringleader, Da....its all in how you use words..
I agree so are you going to convert Scarlett :D
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