Who’s Smarter

tearstosmile
By tearstosmile

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.

Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

What'd You Think?

 

"Keep Smiling" Laughing

By Cool_Dude• 31 Mar 2008 18:34
Cool_Dude

Its quite relaxing to have a drink....  after such a horrible crash...

By shane23• 31 Mar 2008 18:11
shane23

go girl!!!!!

By anonymous• 31 Mar 2008 17:41
anonymous

Be careful men

 

Live and let live...

By lipstick• 31 Mar 2008 17:38
lipstick

woman

By Snowstorm• 31 Mar 2008 16:46
Rating: 4/5
Snowstorm

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

 

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and

observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making

sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.

 

 

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

By Snowstorm• 31 Mar 2008 16:37
Snowstorm

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

By wmhizon• 31 Mar 2008 16:35
wmhizon

That what u called WOMEN POWER!!!

 

 

 

 

"Even if  LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."

By RS• 31 Mar 2008 16:24
Rating: 3/5
RS

& The poor idiot fell for the wine and woman story

 

He He He.....................    LOL!!!

By tearstosmile• 31 Mar 2008 15:57
tearstosmile

sorry i did not remeber the older bc i am not older than u.

 

 

"Keep Smiling"

By dragonfly212• 31 Mar 2008 15:53
Rating: 2/5
dragonfly212

did u remember my old avatar? was red devil. but got banned by Qatari as QL is family site. so yeah... woman = evil that looks like an angel.

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

By tearstosmile• 31 Mar 2008 15:51
tearstosmile

evil = women              is it true?

 

 

 

"Keep Smiling"

By lima foxtrot• 31 Mar 2008 15:05
Rating: 2/5
lima foxtrot

 

Women are smarter than the Man, lol

 

 

By draj• 31 Mar 2008 15:04
draj

men are smarter but when womens comes infront with open feelings then the men fails...

By dragonfly212• 31 Mar 2008 15:00
Rating: 4/5
dragonfly212

evil = woman, oooppppsss i mean woman are smarter then men

Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.

By IPHONE UNLOCKER• 31 Mar 2008 14:53
Rating: 4/5
IPHONE UNLOCKER

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