Who’s Smarter
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
What'd You Think?
"Keep Smiling"
Its quite relaxing to have a drink.... after such a horrible crash...
go girl!!!!!
Be careful men
Live and let live...
woman
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and
observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making
sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
That what u called WOMEN POWER!!!
"Even if LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."
& The poor idiot fell for the wine and woman story
He He He..................... LOL!!!
sorry i did not remeber the older bc i am not older than u.
"Keep Smiling"
did u remember my old avatar? was red devil. but got banned by Qatari as QL is family site. so yeah... woman = evil that looks like an angel.
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
evil = women is it true?
"Keep Smiling"
Women are smarter than the Man, lol
men are smarter but when womens comes infront with open feelings then the men fails...
evil = woman, oooppppsss i mean woman are smarter then men
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
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