Who is Certified Idiot here !!!

SPEED
By SPEED

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Hey Grab your Certificate be become a 1st Certified Idiot in QL?

http://fatloss4idiots.com/?hop=roeib&tc=123&ov=1342375941&gg=1054365421&

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By anonymous• 16 Jan 2008 18:30
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

That is what I called having involuntary vowel movement in reverse and in a hurry!

That has to be real embarrassing!

Who in the right mind will use jeans for the treadmill?

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 10:57
SPEED

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By Vegas• 16 Jan 2008 07:29
Vegas

Well one has to be tactful...

Right???

You can't teach experience...

By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 07:27
SPEED

hahhaha .... Oh Vegas !

I got your point now... lol

I read it again and again (man u made me feel like Idiot) ;-)

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By owen• 16 Jan 2008 07:26
owen

near the heater? :D

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By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 07:25
SPEED

Ah owen ... i slept only for 4 hrs !! u know my best place to sleep where ?

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By Vegas• 16 Jan 2008 07:20
Vegas

I never sleep lol...

You totally didn't get my point speed...LOL

Never mind

You can't teach experience...

By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 07:01
SPEED

This tells me something now ;-) how would you know that !! hmmm

hey Da ? who else knows about yr back end portion ?????????? ;p

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By owen• 16 Jan 2008 07:01
owen

ewwwwww...early in the morning this is what will i read....:/ and speed, don't you sleep?... jass...thank you..:D

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By jassKat• 16 Jan 2008 06:58
jassKat

Hmm speed, where do you see this portion?

The only portion you get is Darude's back end portion :P But who would want that, with those fleas and all :D

tra la la

By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 06:41
SPEED

heheheh .... Special Portion !! women has 2 portions ;-) oh Da which Portion is your best ? hmmm i will go for (secret)

Oh la la Jass .... ;p

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By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 06:39
SPEED

Vegas ,,,, same question am asking from Pope .... who are the idiots for whome Agati is using his 3.5 ver, of Einklesh ;-)

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By jassKat• 16 Jan 2008 02:31
jassKat

Dont worry owen, my special potion is for Speed and Darude only "D

tra la la

By Vegas• 16 Jan 2008 01:09
Vegas

Which are you talking about???? LOL

You can't teach experience...

By SPEED• 16 Jan 2008 01:01
SPEED

English ver. 3.5 for Idiots ? who are those idiots for whom he is using his modified English ;-)

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By anonymous• 15 Jan 2008 21:42
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Mr. Aghati for sure is a bona fide Certified Idiot.

He is notorious in using his Modified English version 3.5 for idiots.

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By Vegas• 15 Jan 2008 20:28
Vegas

Yay for Buttercup...

She seems to be missing though???

Where are you???

You can't teach experience...

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 20:14
SPEED

I think Buttercup can help u ;-) see if she is already certified too ;p

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By Vegas• 15 Jan 2008 19:47
Vegas

I need a translator for this site...:(

You can't teach experience...

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 14:38
SPEED

hahaha ... anyhow who got the Idiot Certificate ? Any woman has applied yet or still asking your hubby for a Credit Card for payment ;-)

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By owen• 15 Jan 2008 11:03
owen

lol...will do a body search for all women on the scene...feel better now?...:P

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 10:48
SPEED

hahhaha ... you got the point ;-) (oh i forgot you are a women too)

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By owen• 15 Jan 2008 10:45
owen

what would be the prob if a woman would collect your BODY PARTS?..don't worry we will conduct inventory, to make sure all parts are accounted for..:D

Qatar is at 8 Degree Centigrade

Traveling Speed on Road : Slowed 7 Times

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 10:29
SPEED

hmmm enjoying the chilly weather ? today it's the temp is 6C - 7C, if it touches 2 - 3 for sure we will see snow fall (I love snow, oh GOD pls send some snow :p )

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 10:26
SPEED

oweeeeeeeeeeeen ..... don't send a woman to collect my parts ! you know why?

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By spicemom• 15 Jan 2008 10:11
spicemom

good morning all ......it sure is chilly outside.......brbrbbrbrbrr(shivers)

ife's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By owen• 15 Jan 2008 09:50
owen

horrifying and and ...got no words to describe it..lol, i will send someone to pick up your remains and give you a decent funeral..now we are getting morbid..:P

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 09:49
SPEED

no no ..... i am already in Jass hit list ;p ! she is working on a nitrogen liquid to dump me in and see my parts scattered (horrifying) !

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By anonymous• 15 Jan 2008 09:34
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

My Confession Booth is open for all those insipid mental attitudes.

You could confess while I wear my headset while jamming to some good old Jazz. Make sure you use the chalk and the black board to write, If you required special attention.

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By owen• 15 Jan 2008 09:28
Rating: 5/5
owen

naah...our jassky here is open minded...*worried here still, crossing my fingers* ...besides, should she make a potion (or poison) i will share it with you...:D

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 09:09
SPEED

lol ... you want me to edit my post before she reads it ;-)

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By owen• 15 Jan 2008 08:37
owen

oh oh..i hope jass doesn't read what you just comment speed...else she will make a potion for me making me a permanently idiot here...:D

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 08:27
SPEED

owen ,,, you knew who recommended your name, then why did you say Idiot ;-)

hey tell me the secret of her... now ;p

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 08:24
SPEED

See my scary thing worked finally ;-) hehehe ...

no it's a genuine website you may visit : http://fatloss4idiots.com/?hop=roeib&tc=123&ov=1342375941&gg=1054365421&

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By owen• 15 Jan 2008 08:16
owen

now which idiot recommended my name? ...:D jass????? ..lol im a certified idiot with my special kind of way..:D

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 08:03
jassKat

No, I was at work and scared something bad was going to pop up... knowing you, I had the right to be wary :D

tra la la

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 08:00
SPEED

tell me seriously, have you gone thru this website ?

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:58
SPEED

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:55
SPEED

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:55
jassKat

I'll leave the farting to Owen :D

tra la la

By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:55
jassKat

Just replace Jessy with Speed, and Diana with Darude and you get the real way the conversation happened :P

tra la la

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:53
SPEED

You know women, even thou they are slim still they will look at every part of their body to see if any part such as A** n B**b if any size is increased or not ........

Jessy: Calling her friend, Diana

Jes: Hi, Diana am very nervous today

Dia: Ahh...h darling what happened?

Jes: today i noticed by butts has increased by 2 inchs

Dia: OMG, thats something really serious

Jes: Yea (weeping)

Dia: Ah sweety, don't worry just join the fat loss for Idiots

Jes: wat?????? for Idiots ! R U IDIOT ?

Dia: Yea I am a Certified Idiot

(joke by certified joker) ;-)

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:47
jassKat

Ah but Da, hippos can just crash through walls :D I'll be seeing you soon...

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 15 Jan 2008 07:46
DaRuDe

dont worry hippos cant get through window. they need those huge kingdom gates.

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:46
Rating: 4/5
jassKat

speed, I will just send it through the air vents :/ It will be invisible, but still very effective!

tra la la

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:43
SPEED

Ah i cannot watch out (no window in the office), so if i cannot watch out then trouble also cannot come in ;-)

by the way how much you lost yesterday ?

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By DaRuDe• 15 Jan 2008 07:41
DaRuDe

Serious trouble??? i want to make it worst. serious is nothing :/

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:40
jassKat

You two better watch out, or there will be serious trouble :/

tra la la

By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:39
SPEED

Yea i knew that first ,,, but i don't need it as you have seen me ;-)

If i contest for this certification i will be vanished ... lol

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By SPEED• 15 Jan 2008 07:37
SPEED

How are you doing Guys n Bals (oh i mean Gals) ;-)

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:37
jassKat

ah, but you were the first to name :/

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 15 Jan 2008 07:33
DaRuDe

Right then speed knew that :D

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By jassKat• 15 Jan 2008 07:24
jassKat

Da, it takes one to know one??

tra la la

By spicemom• 15 Jan 2008 06:52
Rating: 2/5
spicemom

could've have fooled me >chuckles

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By anonymous• 14 Jan 2008 23:19
anonymous

Haa.....

By Mom_me• 14 Jan 2008 21:22
Rating: 3/5
Mom_me

The concept is good. It tries to fool the body metabolism by making a few changes in diet intake.

By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2008 20:32
DaRuDe

you are most welcome pleasure is all YOURS :D

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By jassKat• 14 Jan 2008 20:31
jassKat

I will take this as a compliment :/

tra la la

By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2008 20:24
DaRuDe

does deserve alot of credit for that so dont you dare to snatch that post from her or will crack ur balls :/

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By SPEED• 14 Jan 2008 20:23
SPEED

hahaha .... i was really expecting someone to vote for a female first ;-)

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By DaRuDe• 14 Jan 2008 20:21
Rating: 4/5
DaRuDe

she deserves this certificate :D

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