What's with this guy and his questions?

chocolate
By chocolate

Was just reading these kinda strange questions all from PaulR-

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Why is he asking these kinda questions?

By anonymous• 24 Jun 2008 12:22
anonymous

Why does donald duck wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the bathroom... although he is always naked ?????

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By anonymous• 24 Jun 2008 12:05
anonymous

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By avinis• 24 Jun 2008 12:03
avinis

Do you've answers too for those silly questions?

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By anonymous• 24 Jun 2008 11:28
anonymous

Why, Why, Why....

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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By King Edshel• 23 Jun 2008 20:11
King Edshel

he almost got the truth, .. plz keep answering him ...

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 19:58
ladymeh

you mean courteous, that's so nice of you. thanks for taking notice of my posts.

At least there's something we can get into when we don't have anything to do but sit in a chair and wait for time to pass by, fast... thanks QL

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By Secguy• 23 Jun 2008 19:47
Secguy

ladymeh not giving back just being curtious....

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 19:31
ladymeh

haha, you are giving me back my Hi??? hmm, ok

well, QL is nice. thanks for all the valuable infos

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By Secguy• 23 Jun 2008 19:23
Secguy

Hi back to you too...

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 19:19
ladymeh

Hi there Secguy, ;)

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By Secguy• 23 Jun 2008 19:06
Secguy

Well keepm posting and you'll find they....... Hello.....see it works.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 18:37
ladymeh

I just want to have friends in this new world...

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 18:34
ladymeh

typo: something its boring = something is boring

sorry guys.....

i've been a member for some weeks already and its just even now that i get to post some comments on forums coz i already am bored too...

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By ladymeh• 23 Jun 2008 18:32
ladymeh

yeah, i think we all are in this site coz we've got some time to spare, if you think something its boring then so be it, they might be having some fun being boring... cheers

"Give your hands to serve, and your hearts to love"

By Peppermint• 23 Jun 2008 18:25
Peppermint

i thought they are green! lol!

Don't settle at being ordinary. Life is too precious. Enjoy. Have fun. Spend. Travel. Shop. Love. Fight. There's nothing wrong with being REAL.

By anonymous• 23 Jun 2008 18:16
anonymous

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By Peppermint• 23 Jun 2008 18:13
Peppermint

mr. paul maybe it will turns blue! =D

Don't settle at being ordinary. Life is too precious. Enjoy. Have fun. Spend. Travel. Shop. Love. Fight. There's nothing wrong with being REAL.

By Harry99• 23 Jun 2008 18:05
Harry99

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

By anonymous• 23 Jun 2008 18:01
anonymous

What do the French call a French kiss ??

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By Peppermint• 23 Jun 2008 17:56
Peppermint

then dont read it as simple as that! =D

Don't settle at being ordinary. Life is too precious. Enjoy. Have fun. Spend. Travel. Shop. Love. Fight. There's nothing wrong with being REAL.

By tallg• 23 Jun 2008 10:25
tallg

They're in the quizzes section, so no harm done. If they bother you don't read them, and definitely don't start a whole new forum topic about them ;-)

By Paul R• 23 Jun 2008 10:13
Paul R

Is that a challenge ? How many irrelevant questions in a day !

By chocolate• 23 Jun 2008 10:11
chocolate

Is there is a prize for the most questions asked also?. Mr Qatari?

By Paul R• 23 Jun 2008 10:10
Paul R

No one made you read them.

By Formatted Soul• 23 Jun 2008 10:09
Formatted Soul

If you are bored why boring others too???

By Paul R• 23 Jun 2008 10:05
Paul R

Coz I'm bored !

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