What is this world coming to ??????

britexpat
By britexpat

Just made a cup of tea. Sat down and opened a new box of McVities Digestives (Originals) AND They're all broken... How can I dip crumbs ???

How can someone sell a packet of broken digestives ?

Is there no decency left in this world?

Signed

Mr. Angry from Doha

By anonymous• 5 Oct 2009 08:00
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

IMHO,there's one simple explanation for the sub-standard rubbish the people in this country have to be content with & pay hard-earned cash for...a general lack of awareness...there is or there ought to be some local authorities who regulate this stuff,i.e standard of goods coming into & being sold in the local market & their prices...as is obvious by the current state of affairs,these authorities obviously belong to the above mentioned unaware category...to give you an example,why else would megamart,which is a fair sized popular supermarket not a little corner store, be continuously allowed to get away with selling near expiry products @ ridiculous prices???...please don't tell me no one else has noticed this???...if not,next time you're there,do a date check on the megamart 'exclusive' stuff,i.e stuff that you wouldn't find in other super/hypermarkets,which is the main reason a lot of us shop there right?...well these guys obviously buy this stuff from the close to expiry racks/stocks abroad & sell it here @ full price...the product isn't available anywhere else so you don't have a choice do you?...in that matter,respect to Marks & Sparks,they discount stuff that's close to expiry although they don't make a big deal about it & that's very commendable,what megamart does instead is buy the stuff @ those low prices & sell it here @ full making double profit...off you & me...a lack of awareness combined with a lack of choice because of that lack of awareness,it's a vicious cycle...& sadly,i don't see things chamging for the better in the near future,simply because most things here are a monopoly & unless that monopoly is broken,allowing & bringing in competition,NOTHING's going to change...one needn't look beyond Qtel for an example,called them the other day for a problem with my office line & the response was...very prompt & efficient,to say the least,words that weren't associated with Qtel until a little while back but one new player in the market to break the monopoly & my complaint is noted,i get an SMS with my case no: in a couple of hours & a technician actually turns up without having to make,what a while back would've been at least 3 more calls to get them to send someone...Qtel is the same,it's the market equation that's changed,forcing them to adapt & that's what's required in every arena in this country,healthy competition...until then...we just crib about the state of affairs on QL eh?...

By grandkruizer• 4 Oct 2009 23:34
Rating: 4/5
grandkruizer

The bakala shop near my house has 3 fridges, 1 for coke, 1 for pepsi, 1 for dairy and a 4th one where they keep 'near expiry' juices and energy drinks whose names no one would've ever heard. One day I noticed this and I was like wat the *beep*!!!

A shelf full of 'near expiry stuff! multicolor! Daaaym!

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 22:58
Dracula

ohh..I see..

anyway, dont tell her the naked true! OK? :)

By FranElizabeth• 4 Oct 2009 22:51
FranElizabeth

nooo.. that's LEEK marmalade:)

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 22:46
britexpat

Between you and me - She's Welsh and thinks it helps her slim :O)

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 22:43
anonymous

Talk, talk and just talk. Someone go and get the guy a new box of digestives...

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 22:41
anonymous

instead of soakin them in butter you wrongly dipped them in tea, its your fault Brit

Rolling pins are dangerous kitchen weapons, which were used by wives to hit thier men

By FranElizabeth• 4 Oct 2009 22:41
FranElizabeth

Don't be knocking it til you've tried it!

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 22:40
Dracula

grapefruit marmalade??????

this is gold!

By FranElizabeth• 4 Oct 2009 22:34
FranElizabeth

Alexa- you're right. It makes me want to weep.. being a vegetarian is NO fun in this country. I'm currently attempting to grow my own tomatoes and become self sufficient! (Badly- I have to say;)

Harry- M&S is overrated.. sorry if I just blaspheme.. I suppose my grapefruit marmalade is pretty damned good ..

By Harry99• 4 Oct 2009 22:26
Harry99

Bring your biscuits from home or buy them at Marks and Sparks..

By FranElizabeth• 4 Oct 2009 22:23
FranElizabeth

YESSSSSSS! And I wear one proudly in my button hole at all times, Look'ew:)

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 22:20
britexpat

Ah, but these are "imported" vegetables remember.. Have you found any leeks yet ??

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 22:20
britexpat

Ah, but these are "imported" vegetables remember.. Have you found any leeks yet ??

By FranElizabeth• 4 Oct 2009 22:12
FranElizabeth

They used to sell off biscuit crumbs in Woolies for 10p a kilo bag:)

And as for the veggies here... they resemble what could be found in the waste bins from our school dinners.

By qatarisun• 4 Oct 2009 21:54
qatarisun

Alexa! these are MY thoughts! I cannot stop wondering, WHERE, in which garbage bin they find all this crap that they sell in the shops for these ridiculous prices??

and how come, while locating just in the middle of all fruits and veggies producing countries, qatar gets garbage of garbage of it?

Can someone explain to me, why syrian tomatoes and lebanese avocado in toronto look and taste much better than in Doha?

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 21:19
britexpat

The need for Profit and the lack of redress....

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 21:10
Dracula

Be strong gadarene!

May Force be with you!

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 21:06
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

On the face of it,this great town has everything...but then...REALITY BITES...you get the McVites but by the time it gets to you it's all crumbs & you still pay full price for it...you get the Mars bar @ every corner store but one that's made in some dubious former Soviet republic & it tastes like crap...of course you can have the real thing from megamart PROVIDED you're willing to pay Qr. 6.50...FOR ONE BAR...There's KFC but they don't sell the mash potatoes...there's McDonald's but no breakfast McMuffin & no milkshakes...there's Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf but no Belgian Chocolate Latte...& i could go on for a while but i'm guessing you'll get my drift...sorry Brit,i feel your pain...

By qatarisun• 4 Oct 2009 20:59
qatarisun

oh, btw, about a chocolate.. it IS a chocolate time!!

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

By heero_yuy2• 4 Oct 2009 20:55
Rating: 3/5
heero_yuy2

It helps to NOT crumb your biscuits into smithereens when delivered. I have been eating a hell of a lifetime of chocolate-covered biscuits and you can be sure theres a fine quality of not crumbing when delivered in packets everywhere.

In your case, I cannot help you now for getting your McVities crumbled. You dont even adapt to the modern times.

Either you go with the new or still suffer the crumbled consequences.

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By qatarisun• 4 Oct 2009 20:52
qatarisun

So what? Other day I have bought a watermelon in Giant... it was peeled and cut,covered with the plastic, looked nice.. it turn out to be completely spoiled and soured.. i even was going to go back to the store and throw this watermelon to the manager’s face not because of 18 riyal but just to let them know what do they sell, .. but my hub just laughed at me, and ordered me another one, from the near-by grocery...

What is this world coming to ?????? tsk, tsk, tsk.. Draccy, do you have an extra gun? or all of them are taken by the disappointed customers/clients/ broken-hearted filipinas?

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

By eng256• 4 Oct 2009 19:49
eng256

Thanks britexpat for stating this thread. You are truly voicing teh world's concerns

By Harry99• 4 Oct 2009 19:27
Harry99

Some people will never understand the importance of dunkable biscuits in the overall scheme of things :(

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 19:25
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

I think we all need to see the photographic evidence of you trying your first - swooning in the famous pink Kia.

As for Elle, *sigh* fantastic. They do manage to scrape through on a few things I guess. Take a look at Miranda Kerr if you get the chance and its not blocked by QTel.

We had Julian Clary in NZ on tour and he said that he remembers one thing from each country he visits. For NZ it was a brand of ice cream called Frosty Boy. The unfortunate advertising line was "often licked, never beaten" for some reason this appealed to him. Can't understand why though.

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 19:05
britexpat

Well, they did give us Kylie Minogue and Elle Macpherson.. So, I shall take your advice and try it. Although, telling my friends that I have a smile on my face because I just tried a "Tim-Tam" may worry them..

Thankyou for the advice..

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 19:03
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

QVAT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM, Qatarkiwi....

we use to call it in Transylvania "BAT-BIT"(our cousins are former vampires, feeble minded, lazy and slow too)

A "BAT-BIT" is like a hot girl in the UK but with more chocolate.

Bite one corner of the girl's neck and then the opposing corner of the neck.

Then use your fangs like a straw to bring the aforementioned tasty blood through the neck.

Then shove the whole bloody thing in your mouth for a gob full of melted sweet heaven.

Amen britex, may be bleesed with chocs days!

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 18:51
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Brit, may I suggest an alternative to help ease the pain of the crumb conundrum.

Although we all know and acknowledge that our Australian cousins are former criminals, feeble minded, lazy and slow, every now and then they have a good idea. This one is called a Tim-Tam slam. A Tim-Tam is like a Penguin biscuit in the UK but with more chocolate.

Bite one corner of the biscuit off and then the opposing corner of the biscuit. Then dunk one corner in your tea or hot beverage and use like a straw to bring the aforementioned tasty beverage through the biscuit. Then shove the whole bloody thing in your mouth for a gob full of melted choc heaven.

May not quite be up to the tragic circumstances of the crumbs of McVities, but will help develop some quality cellulite if adhered to at least twice a day.

Best of luck on your quest

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 18:49
britexpat

... Chapter 143, verses nine to twenty-one.

And It came to pass that St. McVite did cast his gaze upon the Cookies of Java drinkers and became quite agitated at their yuckiness.

And St. McVite raised his Hand up on high, saying, 'O People of QL and those who dunk amongst us, bless this Thy Holy Chocolate Digestive that, with it, Thou mayest dunk in Thine dark and mysterious brew without fear of it crumbling to tiny bits'

And the people did grin and rejoice. And the trusted did feast upon chocolate covered and plain digestive round things and gave thanks for the bounty.....Amen !

By grandkruizer• 4 Oct 2009 18:48
grandkruizer

I totally agree with you about my limited knowledge on biscuits and the 'art of dunking', but I still stand by my statement on the 'yum' factor. It tastes way better than digestive. And my mom doesnt get mad @ me for makin a mess.

Rolls Royce is German now and so is Leibniz!

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 18:43
Dracula

Lady A. and QS:

Should I hide my " Doha Suicidal Map" from britex's eyes?

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 18:33
Dracula

ROFL, QS..you cracked me up like britexpat's digestives! :)

By qatarisun• 4 Oct 2009 18:17
Rating: 5/5
qatarisun

khalas brit, world is useless without McVities Digestives.

so is your life... ask Drac for the gun..

btw, what McVities Digestives are?

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."

Oliver Wendell Holmes

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 17:55
Rating: 3/5
Dracula

Apologies accepted and I am deeply sad regarding broken digestives!

Maybe it's a holy sign for you!

You should convert and to accept "chocolate covered biscuits" as part of your beliefs!

Amen! :P

By anonymous• 4 Oct 2009 17:48
anonymous

It's time for you to forget McVities and try something else. I suggest "Eugenia" (ask Drac about). Or like MD and me, plain ol' Jack! He never fail me... :P

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 17:47
britexpat

My sincerest apologies for causing you any distress related to your beliefs..

Whilst I have in the past experimented with covering the wife in Chocolate and have taken to having a bath filled with milk (Full cream for silky smooth skin), I have never imagined to combine the two.

I consider myself a man of this world and like to learn about all cultures. Therefore, I will endeavour to try your suggestion in the near future or as soon as I can drug and bind my better half..

By ajinpt• 4 Oct 2009 17:36
ajinpt

HHey drac, i thot that was a bathtub of blood!!! Its really interesting that u cud taste the difference between a chocolate and a drop of blood. But still, i liked the idea of spending money on chocolates and milk for a BETTER family life...;p

---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 17:27
Dracula

Have you even try to dunk a CHOCOLATE covered wife in a full milk bathtub??

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 17:25
Rating: 2/5
Dracula

i suggest to stop this hatred and bashing thread!

It's a part of my BELIEFS: the biscuit should be "chocolate covered"!

Although sometime I use to cover my wife with chocolate but i want to ASSURE you that it's not perversity and only a nice way for a better family relationship!

By deedee• 4 Oct 2009 17:21
deedee

the name alone puts me off. But I love tortilla chips and have the exact same problem so I feel your pain. It's really hard to dip tortilla crumbs in salsa.....

By mjamille28• 4 Oct 2009 17:19
mjamille28

same as the way you dunk an oreo in milk i guess.. :P

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 17:18
britexpat

You heathens.... How can one seriously dunk a CHOCOLATE covered biscuit ?

Is there no sanctity left in this perverse world ?

By Dracula• 4 Oct 2009 17:15
Rating: 4/5
Dracula

Amen to milk chocolate covered digestives!

By Dali• 4 Oct 2009 17:09
Rating: 5/5
Dali

Milk Choclolate covered digestives, if you will!

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 16:31
britexpat

How little you know about biscuits and the art of dunking :O(

Your suggestion is like comparing a Rolls Royce to a Hyundai... I urge you to try Digestives...

By grandkruizer• 4 Oct 2009 16:20
grandkruizer

Have you tried Leibniz Whole Grain biscuits? Try it.. It is more yum! and wont crumble. Available @ AlMeera and Carrefour.

And it has nothin to do with Lebanese!

By ajinpt• 4 Oct 2009 15:59
ajinpt

Ohh that was sooo sad to know even a Biscuit could break YOUR heart..:-(.yeah, I feel sorry for U, man.

---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!

By mjamille28• 4 Oct 2009 15:52
mjamille28

lol brit, whoever said i was kidding? :P

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 15:51
britexpat

This is a serious matter. I don't get a "crumb" of comfort from the overwhelming support. We need action..

By mjamille28• 4 Oct 2009 15:45
mjamille28

i feel for you... off with their heads! :P

By Darly• 4 Oct 2009 15:38
Darly

I sympathize with you, but i prefer my cookies.

By Dali• 4 Oct 2009 01:54
Dali

Chop Chop Old Chap,post haste!

T'is not just the Englishmans culture at risk

The honourable Mcvitties may crumble a-waste!

Trot along then, Terri Ho, now be brisk!

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.

By britexpat• 4 Oct 2009 01:43
britexpat

Finaly, someone who understands the enormity of the issue. The Ambassador has assured me that he will take up the matter with the local supplier- Sheikh Rattle & Roll.

By CuriousButDetermined• 4 Oct 2009 00:10
CuriousButDetermined

lol..

this is so typical..check before you buy and usually, you need to remove the first few packs and get something from the middle..those usually are not broken...u should know this trick by now..

instead of blaming the darkness, light a candle!

By Dali• 3 Oct 2009 23:45
Rating: 2/5
Dali

Whether it was 'High tea' or 'Afternoon tea', denying an Englishman this quintessentially British tradition and birthright is an irreverent matter not to be taken lightly!

Somebody contact the Queen and tell her the civilized world as we know it is coming to an end....because of the man handling staff of the family food center :o

Quick pass Britexpat a cucumber sandwich until the ambulance arrives!

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 23:25
anonymous

Sue the makers

By heero_yuy2• 3 Oct 2009 23:00
Rating: 5/5
heero_yuy2

You should try Chips Ahoy! next time with a cup of tea. It's American and only gets half-broken in packets. LOL

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By britexpat• 3 Oct 2009 22:48
britexpat

You're right ..

HobNobs are the he men of biscuits.. No wilting in the brew for them. however, the digestives are the weaker cousins, but sometimes much tastier........

All depends on the mood :O)

By adnan_nk• 3 Oct 2009 22:44
adnan_nk

i always pick my McVities where they placed right behind the end of shelf. always save and crispy ;)

` c h i n g a A a l i n g `

By pmcorrea• 3 Oct 2009 22:26
pmcorrea

I've recently discovered digestives. They are quite a nice snack though I hadn't thought of dipping them in my morning coffee till now. Thanks brit.

By anonymous_guy• 3 Oct 2009 22:23
anonymous_guy

ya brit, it happen to me also, when you take a biscuit out it breaks into powder

By Dracula• 3 Oct 2009 22:13
Dracula

The rose is gone!

What's next??

By thalib01• 3 Oct 2009 22:09
thalib01

what a small world you live in?! :-)

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:56
anonymous

Brit, try something a bit more substantial next time. Hob Nobs? The chocolate ones are especially good at tea resistance and gentle melted loveliness...

By sonaam• 3 Oct 2009 21:53
sonaam

mISS sEXY OF dOHA ?????

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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु

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By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:52
anonymous

Be flexible, brit.

By britexpat• 3 Oct 2009 21:50
britexpat

Sorry.... It has to be the real thing...

Proper Digestives are only made by McVities....

By britexpat• 3 Oct 2009 21:50
britexpat

Sorry.... It has to be the real thing...

Proper Digestives are only made by McVities....

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:48
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

hi brit, try marie biscuits.. from miss sexy of Doha

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“Pick the ROSE, not the THORNS"

By Dracula• 3 Oct 2009 21:37
Rating: 2/5
Dracula

the WHOLE packet broken?

S A C R I L E G E!

By FranElizabeth• 3 Oct 2009 21:35
FranElizabeth

I need a biscuit and some tea now!!

By Alumnar• 3 Oct 2009 21:32
Alumnar

... cereal boxes... fruit... vegetables.... ANYTHING gets thrown around in this country!!!!!

By FranElizabeth• 3 Oct 2009 21:27
FranElizabeth

apology accepted;)

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:26
anonymous

I'm sorry, Fran. Was just trying to suggest a way out of the misery brit is in. No nationalism meant.

By FranElizabeth• 3 Oct 2009 21:23
FranElizabeth

How can you say that, Man? Where's your sense of solidarity? Global awareness??!

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:23
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I use Jack Daniel's in the afternoon. No need to dip anything.

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:22
anonymous

I don't think so, brit. It's a 'British' problem, not a 'human' problem!

By wacky_baby• 3 Oct 2009 21:22
wacky_baby

i love my HobNobs :) and yeah i get pissed off when they are broken off the package

By britexpat• 3 Oct 2009 21:20
britexpat

I've wasted a whole teabag and was looking forward to a dunk..

I wonder if I can report this to the Human Rights people in Doha ?

By FranElizabeth• 3 Oct 2009 21:20
FranElizabeth

It's an outrage, I tell you.

By Harry99• 3 Oct 2009 21:12
Harry99

I had the same problem with HobNobs :(

By anonymous• 3 Oct 2009 21:11
anonymous

What now, brit? I can feel with you.

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