University opens porn course
For those thinking of "further studies".........
A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.
The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.
One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."
When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom
The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.
More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.
Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.
Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score
"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."
Ananova
What kind of sick mentality is this?
Anyone who goes to this course is obviously VERY VERY sad
Tiwan becoming very strange country.
britexpat you said: "I have poor vision"
this means that you can not see beyond your nose, then people should consider you brainless.
I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D
Sick they are!!!
NADAN
Verisi do you mean the posts should be like mini skirts. Long enough to cover the topic and Short enough to keep all interested!
shameless.
be humble
pls don't troll
this thread is about porn
how hard could it be to stay on the topic? :-p
Is that a muffin coated with black currant syrup?
It changes automatically, edifis. Slide show. Damn Windows 7.
What has happened to MD the master of ______ . Why is he changing his avatar every other day?
No, StoneCold, that's not what I mean.
You mean Degree in Sexology, MD. Now where does all the water goes
The world would be a much better place if we had fewer Assistant Professors like this one 8-|
LOL, Britex....I wonder if Louis Braille had invented his system by feeling the bumps on French dolls!
A Master Degree in Sociology, edifis, just for the beginning.
I have poor vision, but can use braille with my China Dolls..
MD, no fineprints please! You only asked about clear vision and I said "yes". So I should qualify.
And besides like this there could be no end to the qualities required!
The class is a mixed between ladies and gentlemen? Then its a chaos. Lights off..please.
What about your mind? Do you have a clear mind, too?
I do not wear glasses so I have clear vision.
edifis, it is necessary that you have a clear vision to do that job. Do you have this?
taiwan is drawing attention all over-next you're going to flock the country.
Propaganda raised by their economic "spin doctors".
The U.S. succeeded with "out of the blue viruses"..and it is still ticking.
Very enviable job MD! I too want a job like that!
When I was at university working at the Institute for Mass Communication we regularily had to analyze pornographic material in magazines and in videos. Our verdict led to prohibition or not.
I'm open to a lot of things being taught in schools and university. but I think porn is going a bit too far. I mean you'll have a class full of aroused people. It would make the classroom uncomfortable. And what benefit does that serve to take a class on porn.
PEACE BE UPON YOU live more you see more(arabic saying)
HMM
There is a Acedamy for "Sledging" in Australia.
Now im confused whether to go to bihar first or taiwan. Any suggestions poeple?????
Galitsin can be the proffessor in the Arts faculty.
have more than 200 replies lolz..
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I am well versed in porn, I get my company magazine every month and that is jam packed full of c*&ts!! lol
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I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say
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Mind you all, people, what some people in the East label as "porn" may not really be considered as a "porn" at all in the West. For example, many people in some Asian countries consider "Playboy" magazine as pornographic. So take the news with a pinch of a salt.
Woow its a nice course. I can ba a good student for this type of study.
is there any thing to analyse in these kind of movies? I'm surprised!
I don't know which one is a harsh porno confession.
Either listening to a men confession about his porno career in fifteen minutes or a woman's confession about her porno career summarize in two hours.
Shameless univershitty!
Next time they should introduce a jerking off competition in their annual sports!
you got it right, flanostu....good morning!
so i'm guessing the subject about the missionary position is not about doing volunteer work for some religious group
with that course being offered...ill study hardest on how not to pass...coz i will enroll the next semester again and again and again...hahahaha.
"give the man a half of a fish, you'll feed him for a day. teach the man how to catch fish, be sure to let him sign a franchise clause."
PM, Human Sexuality is Hard. All those diagrams and technical/medical names.
Porn is apparently much easier.
Lolxxxx Herooooo...
...does the world offer jobs that has the qualifications of a 'pornography graduate'? And if there was, how much are they willing to pay for the job?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
World is definetly going crazy. The signs of craziness is getting more and more clear every day.
Anyhow the topic was great. I enjoyed reading the posts and giving my comments.
Peace.
I remember your early film.. Weren't you "King Dong" from Alabama ?
miss that too arecel! You'll never get irritated w/ people from staring at you because they won't really mind. Of course, we consider ourselves foreigner in this country so we have to obey rules.
In my early days of my youth, I was proud to be a full time porno star and know, I'm a Saint and a Virgin......
ciao..
lol arecel, now stop thinking of it and get back to work :-P, i'm gonna get to doing some work too... later tater!!!
colt45, my lips are sealed. lol..the boss is wondering why i am smiling infront of the laptop. as far as he know, making status reports are not exactly known to elicit laughter..nyahahaha..
Ask no questions and you will be told no lies... ;-P
i am about to ask, "so what's the d_? then i remmeber something. nyahahaha..no further comment , your honor! (pretending to know nothing mode)
No... pretty huge... :-P
colt45, phd? permanent head damage? peace!
YAY... I just got an offer from the University to be instructor... and yeh I have a Phd you know (or so I think)... now don't ask wat that is... ;-D
my, my, my...
Wonder if they do show and tell
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brit unfortunetly ur underestimating me ;)
so r u arcel
ahahahahah
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lol..yeah, that's a good question britexpat. can you still, ahemm, stand and deliver?
:)
u asked for qualification and i have to prove :)
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Are you going to have the "srength" to give a 15 minutes analysis after watchig the films?
leb-expat, okay, okay, okay. damn, but you're persistent...
arecel
free lance :)
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1.am.me, that's what i liked and missed about our country. the fact that we can do almost anything, criticized everyone including the president and dress down..i missed wearing shorts while malling or strolling..sigh...
lifeisbeautiful, of course, that would be hugh hefner! but i'm sure we can arranged for visitng professors and lecturers, eh?
leb-expat, you're enrolled in taiwan, remember? so then you can't star in a movie made by the Filipino enrollees. unless you're cross-enrolling? hmmmm...
It was your question...regarding the wipes...and since women have PL's...
Shows that you really care for Men...Appreciate
lol arecel! I once watched a short film in UP Diliman but it's not actually porn. You'll literally see "everything" and all the students would go crazy and yelling! For them it's just a matter of art. Film makers were really broadminded in such case. I bet none of these movies would ever come across Doha! hahaha! Coz even the simplest kiss will be deleted from the film! =)
arecel Miss registrar
it seems i have to be the star of that movie to proove my skills gain ;)
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arecel Miss registrar
it seems i have to be the star of that movie to proove my skills gain ;)
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What's the name of the Class Teacher again? lol...
Life is Beautiful...Indeed!
i.am.me. ,and the movie will be shown in cinema one or any indie festival. what will happen to our christian image ? (wink,wink..)
What on earth's happening here?! I never thought Mass Communication could ever get this massive! Can't imagine if we do also have this curriculum in the Philippines! Man, a lot of students would definitely shift to Mass Comm other than any other course!
I suppose their final requirement will be a full length porn movie group project! lol!
After reading this I can Truly say I'm a Self Educated Man :P
Another reason to luv the Thai now..
ha ha... just imagine how that will sound!!
'OK CHILDREN...GET ON WITH IT...'(english translation)
mortal_earthling, due to public demand, practicum for 3 months is required for every enrollee. satisfied now? lol..
I wonder if there are any practical sessions for this?? lol
@ britexpat
lol nice catch.
I am pretty sure, now this school gonna make money Hand Over Fist. :p
i did know who found the class and found him lacking in qualifications...any application out there?
heheh
if ur handling the registrar u shld know who founded these classes
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we women don't need them.. we already have something better and more absorbent it's called a panty liner...(sorry did I just go a little to far??;P)
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
leb-expat, yeah, i handle registrar and is quite strict about it.lol. so on to your qualifications..im waiting..
Mis-Cat.. I am afraid they dont.. Bring your own just like any other stationary item..
Vegas has some good brand that he was mentioning the other day.. the non scented ones..
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appreciate your concern...will check and keep you updated :)
People taking this topic real serious...
Miss cat, our class slogan is come as ur
:D
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arecel, if ur in registrar
that means u only handle registration and administrative stuff only
hahahahahah
u keep the work for professional ppl :D
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Do they supply the wet wipes or tissues or do you have to bring your own..;P
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
lead? and your qualifications for doing so?.... what's your undergrad degree? i am the school registrar. nyahahaha...
who said soo ??
m going to lead the 410porn class
its the one they give in masters ;)
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ow? phd already? so britexpat, andrews, leb-expat and the others are novices? nyahahahaa....
This course for novice
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no prob. ur enrolling also?
oppppps sorry arecel
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t_coffee_or_me, the last time i checked, i AM a lady...good morning!
Why non of the ladies commenting
Wake up ladies
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Andrews ..There is no direct flight from here to Taiwan so going via London while visiting a few Gentlemen's clubs there..lol
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UK I thought you booked ur ticket for Taiwan..
To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.
must give a 15 minute presentation
Easy.
analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip
Very Easy.
from an academic perspective.
That's impossible, you would be reacting to the clip yourself.
no, avishai? hehehe....good luck on your studies. btw, is their a practicum or internship involved?
I am off to London Tonight.. Yes to my favorite Bar..yes lovely jubely...
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UkEng...
heard tat b4, but newayz good one ...:)
Where are suddenly the posts started to disappear in QL..
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Two Women Arriving In Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be
alive.
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arecel, there's always room for learning! new ideas and specially new gadgets...lol
^_^
WTH is going on? we can't say our opinions any more??
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So do we hav to get Pen, Pencil and Rubbers to attend this course ?? Will we get some kinda certificate as well ??
lol! c'mon guys, you don't need to study this. i bet you're all expert when it comes to porn! phd's., right?
ooooooops...repost
WTH iam doing here...will complete my masters in Taiwan...
How much is the coorse and when are they opening enrolment?
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intelligent u should attend Porn101 first and when u reach porn410 we will be waiting 4 u
coz i guess we will fail it on purpose :)
ehheh
peacee
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Yes Britexpat. You are always right and you sound intelligent too. So this means now in QL there are two intelligent. Wellcome Britexpat.
Cant wait to join and do some hands on. Anyway how different are the sounds in German, Chinese and Hindi. Can you bother to explain little bit. I wanted to learn some basics before goining the course.
Peace.
For example, the moans, groans, yelps, screams in German sound very different from those in Chinese or Hindi.
interesting course, do they offer actual participation?
^_^
Britexpat do we really need language skills.
Peace.
Yes! Obviously the Expats have to overcum the language barrier..
I heard there will be some extra coaching classes with hands on experience for overseas students. Is it right Britexpat.
Peace.
.........ohhh!!.........thtz weird!!.........
LEB-XPAT I will join with you. We all should follow Britexpat. So the number of students have grown to 53. Anyone else interested.
Britexpat Ramada and Chinese Dolls sounds nice idea to me. Practical experience is more important then going through books.
Peace.
Perhaps the Ramada could start a similar course here using the Chinese Dolls for practical exercises..
Guys who's joining me to attend this course next semester ??
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I don't think many needs a degree, alot are Doctor (Ph.D) naturally...
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
any Lesbo class there??
This is one for you. You need all the people enroling on this course to come to your confessional.
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Since Allah has given me a brain, it would seem like a sin not to use it.
Britexpat is the expert for this type of news, AKA, national Inquirer, NATIONAL lampoon and starz magazine. Gossip is his main stream news advocacy.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3158640.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
You'll have to enrol for next semester. The current one is full..
Psychoes
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@britexpat
Interesting news.
I would be great if you put the link to this news.
After Doha, here i come Taiwan! :D