Tanked-up driver Lisa Mauerer, 41, was arrested by traffic police when service station staff dialled 999 because she was so drunk she tried to fill her boot with petrol.
So, what's the worst thing you've done when under the influence ?
I was not drunk at all, I remenber clearly, DARUDE one day, bringing me home after dinner. I felt like my face was glue to his windshield of his car, due to the excessive speed, he drove me home.....
Anyhow, If darude was a Formula Driver, he has a good chance to be notorious and famous driver.
Abusing and insulting a big time politician in a party. Good thing it was the end of the party and everyone else had left except a dozen of us. Apparently his security guards wanted to shoot me :P
I have no recollection of doing any of it so have to trust my friends' version.
Done a few of those in my time... recently had to send an apology mail to a friend's brother cause apparently I totally misbehaved myself, while flirting relentlessly with him... He's hot... what can I say;-)
Fortunately he knew it was the alcohol talking and was most forgiving:-D
it happened in dubai and i had decided not to take my car to the bar for obvious reasons..i was dead drunk while i waited for the cab to return home and then i saw a taxi approaching me. the driver looked unfriendly when i tried to stagger into the back seat.
he declined to take me home and asked me to get down. i didnt. my friend who was accompanying me dragged me out of the cab but i continued arguing with him. i dont remember what he said to me but i was so angry that i threw my cell phone at him not finding anything to hit him with!!
he called the police and i actually had to stay in bur-dubai police station for the night.
I boarded a Karwa taxi once and made the guy wander around the city as I couldnt tell where to go. At last, he stopped the car, waited for about half and hour (charged me 15 riyals extra, but it was all worth it :-P) for me to sober up.
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Flyingace....
LOL, Yawn. Off to bed, long day tomorrow
How dare you post a picture of one of my brothers on here rofl
This also Happens..... ;)
Is there a British Club here?
What British Club Meetup Snessy? Does the British Club organise piss ups? Please do let me know when the next one is.
I love the idea of having a lock on the phone.
Or in my case; years ago – drunk and having being dumped that night, writing a very sad, awful letter to the lad that dumped me.
The embarrassing thing was - I wrote the wrong address on the envelope and sent it to my mums’ home:-/
She was so proud of me (not).
Expatgeezer: I remember falling out of bed after the British club meet up at the Irish harp last year...that was fun!
DaRuDe told me about that.. he also "carried" you into the house didn't he ?
I was not drunk at all, I remenber clearly, DARUDE one day, bringing me home after dinner. I felt like my face was glue to his windshield of his car, due to the excessive speed, he drove me home.....
Anyhow, If darude was a Formula Driver, he has a good chance to be notorious and famous driver.
You'll be back .. They always are .. The lure of the sea, sand, sex and riyals is too much :O(
True.. I did my 2 years and am out :)
Rumours..That you had left the sandpit?
Oh ya, the same ;)
WK are you the same bloke I rescued onced from the Irish Harp..:)
And its about time they developed a breathalyser lock on mobile phones.
(gulps) lol ok then :-)
I was so wellied yesterday afternoon- can't remember going to bed ;-/
The thing is I did wash the dishes and tidy up before I did. Had a gingraine today though. So paid for my sins.
cabbage let me just say, you ain't seen nothing yet ;)
I can't imagine you being like that lol
You must have been wellied lol
Abusing and insulting a big time politician in a party. Good thing it was the end of the party and everyone else had left except a dozen of us. Apparently his security guards wanted to shoot me :P
I have no recollection of doing any of it so have to trust my friends' version.
Hi tinker! :))))) missed you too ;)
You are obsessed brit! ;)
Could it have been the Tequila ?
So , the Winker took out an injunction :O)
Yesterday was fantastic; we are in training mode for Thursday (St. Patricks Day) so a fair few was had :-)
Got a bit sad when we saw the news re Japan :-(
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, PM......whooooooooooooooosh lol
It was twice tinker.
exiled, now i'll not take U as a serious poster.
Done lots of silly things:
Took a swig from a beer can and it was full of fag ends.
Fell asleep under a table at a ball and was awoken by the cleaners :-/
Not really Xena, I ring my friends at 4 am lol!!!
It wasn't your fault Xena - really! ;) xx
in the habit of sending exes texts at 4am;-p
Done a few of those in my time... recently had to send an apology mail to a friend's brother cause apparently I totally misbehaved myself, while flirting relentlessly with him... He's hot... what can I say;-)
Fortunately he knew it was the alcohol talking and was most forgiving:-D
I am not allowed my mobile phone anymore when I get beyond the 'no return' point. That's all I can say! ;)
better to be drunk and rape someone rather than being sober and blow up a plane while holding a religious book buddy.
it happened in dubai and i had decided not to take my car to the bar for obvious reasons..i was dead drunk while i waited for the cab to return home and then i saw a taxi approaching me. the driver looked unfriendly when i tried to stagger into the back seat.
he declined to take me home and asked me to get down. i didnt. my friend who was accompanying me dragged me out of the cab but i continued arguing with him. i dont remember what he said to me but i was so angry that i threw my cell phone at him not finding anything to hit him with!!
he called the police and i actually had to stay in bur-dubai police station for the night.
the night i would never forget..:)
how people can connect murder and rape to alcohol is beyond me. there is no connection whatsoever.
get a life!
i like to drive my lada niva and telefone my friends
Guys i got so drunk with H2O once i passed urine like a fountain.and it kinda hard on the bowels.LOL
your comment is exactly what I was meaning in the previous thread.
What need was there for you to say that? This is a fun topic... if what a bit stupid, but Brit is trying to lighten things up.
What you have said is not true in 98% of cases, but your accusation generlises it.
There are about 10 comments on this thread... did any of these people even refer remotely to doing what you have stated?
You just opened it for bashing....
Isteki and avatar... the same being said for you.... if you have nothing thread related to say... don't say it at all...
btw, and out of this mess out there in QL.
britexpat i admit that i enjoy your topics, and i like funny QLERS comments too. :)
sorry for hijacking the thread but i had to say it.
Did we by any chance meet at The Nelson's Column in Blackburn ?
PMSL Flan
I've puked from the top balcony all the way down hitting each balcony on the way! I'm a classy bird!
People who drink are 18% more likley to get throat cancer, 28% more likley to have unexplained cuts and bruises but also 98% likley to have fun....
i took a piss in my friend's closet thinking it was the toilet for some reason.
luckily it was his shoes closet next to his main door entrance.
a fatty
I boarded a Karwa taxi once and made the guy wander around the city as I couldnt tell where to go. At last, he stopped the car, waited for about half and hour (charged me 15 riyals extra, but it was all worth it :-P) for me to sober up.
Come on QL.....