Story of 2 Cows
Friends.......enjoy this.....generally true........
best regards........rainbow_serpent
THE STORY OF TWO COWS
DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all the magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to resale the nonexistent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract attention.
QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realized that cows could produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows in the shortest
time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.
SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples the Gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of a curtain and a guy milking the cow on the other or to hire
females and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.
BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high Gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The Gov't tells you that there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the Gov't and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 month, decides to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same time and so cutting back on unemployment.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by Hezbollah.
EGYPTIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!
AMERICAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
FRENCH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you wanted three cows.
RUSSIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
BRITISH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AUSTRALIAN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You give one to the Americans and one to the British and you go back to shagging sheep!
i dont know abt that!!
but i got it right now!?
whATevER yoU giVE to LIfe, IT giVEs YOu BAck.
DO noT haTE anYBodY.
thE HAtrED thAT COmeS ouT frOM yoU, wiLL coME baCK to YoU.
LOve OTheRS & LOve wiLL coME BAck TO you.
But I am kinda lost why everyone typed Hoshin rather than Hashin
Hoshin, thanks for the addition...
whATevER yoU giVE to LIfe, IT giVEs YOu BAck.
DO noT haTE anYBodY.
thE HAtrED thAT COmeS ouT frOM yoU, wiLL coME baCK to YoU.
LOve OTheRS & LOve wiLL coME BAck TO you.
Brilliant Hoshin
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Dear Hoshin, your addition to the fun pack is so good I read it many times.Your humour is so funny yet so true of al these countries!!!
Thanx and Keep itup!
My Goodness, What a hilarious way to start a day? Story of Two Great Cows!!
I enjoyed every bit of it and have saved it.I liked especially the Qatar system, Russian System, Indian was the most hilarious and then the Pakistani!
Bravo for whoever created this.
Thanx Rainbow_Serpent and thanx Hoshin!!
Thanks guys for such a funny post in the morning...
that was really funny.. have a nice day to all! =)
Spot on both of you.
*** Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people appear bright until they open their mouths.
Just jotted down a few that came to mind... :-)
TURKISH SYSTEM
Both the cows pretend to be horses and demand they be allowed to run in the Derby.
IRANIAN SYSTEM
They show only one cow and demonstrate to the world how it gives enriched milk. They hide the other one and the whole world is concerned about what they are doing with it.
INDIAN SYSTEM
One cow goes to the US and produces as much milk as an American cow for quarter the feed. With its spare time, the first cow outsources the milking to the second cow back home in India.
PAKISTANI SYSTEM
The stronger cow declares election and then declares emergency before the other cow is even able to vote. The other cow revamps the judicial system, installs itself at its helm and demands a recount.
SINGAPOREAN SYSTEM
Both the cows ban milking because its messy. Then they fine each other for fun.
JAPANESE SYSTEM
The cows willingly milk themselves punctually and efficiently. They do this life-long.
CHINESE SYSTEM
The two cows export a lot of really cheap milk.
hahahaha .. that was raelly funny .. i like it ..
i'm from egypt .. yes both will vote for mubarak .. and so true about Qatar ..
that was really funny .. thanks for sharing ..
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