Something to make you smile for the weekend....
Tips
2007 Investment tips for all of you with any money left. Be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks this year.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W. R. Grace Co. These will merge and become: Hale,
Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Fed Ex is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ...
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
T*tty T*tty Bang Bang
Hi Scarlett,
You were right. My message was not posted yesterday! But at least you had the opportunity to have a good laugh!Good one!
It didn't make me smile...
I LAUGHED THE HELL OUT...HAHAHAHAHHA
good one
clever one, Scarlett :o)