some thing for a change .... men bashing

oamonteiro
By oamonteiro

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

By Maria.m• 30 Aug 2007 22:35
Maria.m

As original as the Ape Man. (Just for laughs - the topic is about 'Men Bashing'.)

By Maria.m• 30 Aug 2007 16:07
Rating: 2/5
Maria.m

You dare not, lest they put YOU behind bars for 'drink driving'.

By anonymous• 30 Aug 2007 15:47
anonymous

Senti - it should be read as Dr. No Mr. Paul

By sentibhim• 30 Aug 2007 12:07
sentibhim

Now He become a DR.MR. Paul.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 30 Aug 2007 11:55
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Have you heard of our Mr. Paul applying to a medical school to become a doctor in Baharain?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favor of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical

By sentibhim• 30 Aug 2007 11:52
sentibhim

Don't worry i don't go to complain the police.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Aug 2007 11:45
t_coffee_or_me

This was just a ctr+c & ctr+v

just to lighten the mood no offence meant

By angel_eyes• 30 Aug 2007 11:42
Rating: 5/5
angel_eyes

Yes, this is something for a change and you try to degrade the image of a man...that was fun but I do have my respect with men... into which we (women) cannot live without though some of us don't want to accept this... but that is the truth, man and woman are created for each other...

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By DaRuDe• 30 Aug 2007 09:18
Rating: 2/5
DaRuDe

The rough draft is always prepared before the masterpiece.

So you mean we are rough and you females are smooth.

You Sure???? :D

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By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Aug 2007 09:14
t_coffee_or_me

After creating Adam

Experience makes perfect.........

By sentibhim• 30 Aug 2007 09:11
sentibhim

Old is gold.You don't know First is always original and original is pure.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Maria.m• 30 Aug 2007 09:11
Rating: 4/5
Maria.m

Ofcourse women were created after men. The rough draft is always prepared before the masterpiece.

By sentibhim• 30 Aug 2007 08:50
sentibhim

At least you realize women are created after men.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By ooo• 30 Aug 2007 08:46
ooo

Adam told God: "You have given me the flowers and sunset but I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away. Why God did you make her so beautiful?"

And God replied: "That's easy, I made her that way so you would love her"

And Adam: "It worked, but God I have one more question … she is stupid, God why did you make her so stupid?"

And God replied: "That's easy, I made her that way so she would love you"

By t_coffee_or_me• 30 Aug 2007 07:46
t_coffee_or_me

Interesting comments from the fairer sex....

By anonymous• 30 Aug 2007 00:28
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Not so nice of you to say that! I love my father, my husband and my son dearly! I don't want to think that way to them!

By rayyz• 29 Aug 2007 22:47
Rating: 4/5
rayyz

Hope you haven't had a sex change at this age! That was funny though.

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