So for all of you who thought you knew what I was........... :)

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch"
SMILE ...and say "Thank You!!"