SMILE... II

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch.

After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the
table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By
then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place
to turn around.

The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.
He called his wife every bad name he could think of.

When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got out of the
car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her, "While you're in
there, you might as well get my hat, too."