smile everyone!!!
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
SERVICE PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
LOL hehehehehe Know I'm laughing at your reply Surfat.
I agree with Jauntie.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
raise my VOICE TO A LEVEL LOUDER THAN NORMAL! Darn, I need to loosen these corset laces...LOL
AHH, the wonders of cut and paste...I get these things in email all the time and thought, like moonbeam said, we needed a bit of lightness in here for a bit. Last week was a wee bit on the overweight side with posts.
Yes my dearest jauntie...I should make you one of my maids in waiting..what do you think? Is that politically correct? We could be closet drinkers and then when it was time to address the commoners(just kidding folks!) they'd never know what we said cause we couldn't talk. We'd be speaking British Texan...good grief, help the monarchy!
I think the Red Pope WAS being humourous back at Scarlett and taking a dig at political correctness! But then I guess you could have explained that yourself, couldn't you RP, your eminence ..
Oh my - I guess the written word doesn't travel too well ...
smile,
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Hi Red Pope,
This is a joke! To many people in Qatar with no sense of humour and driving skills!
Enjoy life to the fullest instead of moaning and groaning about everything!
You are as old as you feel and if you feel this old that you can not laugh anymore book yourself a place in a retirement far far way from Qatar!!
Lighten Up Buddy!!!
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT?
Scarlet you should try your humor in a comedy show with a bunch of ants crawling up your legs.
Quit screaming at me when you are writing is not political correct.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT?
Scarlet don't write in Caps letters is an insult to my ennoblement..
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
back in the good ol' US of A now sinned?
nice to see you again, wherever you are :o)
LOL! I love the beer gut one! PML!
I think we need some laughs after the heaviness on the site the last few days! :)
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." Mahatma Gandhi
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