Sleeping at Work
10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."
AND THE BEST OF ALL:
10. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
Can you add more??
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Those were really fun to watch! Thanks for the entertainment :D
Prasctice sleeing with eyes wide open. never get caught.
its good that my staff not on that site other wise i willbe in truoble to say to them why they sleepy so that they will give me alot of reasons
and dont meet anyone from my staff ok
just be calm and u willbe ok
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Glad you like it...
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Im doing it now... hahaha... it made me laugh.. im not sleepy anymore.lol
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arsan...lol, very entertaining...:D
witty reason when caught sleepin?...hmmm, can't think of any, i have to be on the situation and we'll see..:D
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[img_assist|nid=31962|title=8|desc=Move your hand and body...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
[img_assist|nid=31963|title=9|desc=Then move your shoulder like this...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
[img_assist|nid=31964|title=10|desc=Make an aggresive move...forget what others said...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=100]
[img_assist|nid=31965|title=11|desc=All your stress will be gone...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
[img_assist|nid=31967|title=12|desc=Move your head in a circle...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=129]
[img_assist|nid=31968|title=13|desc=Look in the mirror while you make a move...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=90]
[img_assist|nid=31969|title=14|desc=Go angel...go angel....|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
Hope you like it...;D
If you feel stress and sleepy at the office, take 7 minutes of your time, switch off your phone, follow these exercises correctly...
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[img_assist|nid=31954|title=2|desc=Follow this move to ease your shoulder and neck muscle|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
[img_assist|nid=31955|title=3|desc="Saturday Night Fever"|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
[img_assist|nid=31958|title=4|desc=Move your body to the right...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=129]
[img_assist|nid=31959|title=5|desc=Move your body to the left...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=129]
[img_assist|nid=31960|title=6|desc=Just follow...|link=none|align=left|width=180|height=180]
To be continued...
poor glasses ;)
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I will tell my boss that I just broke my glasses so I need to get closer to the paper to read it...lol
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exactly...
but when you are caught like this, what will be your witty explanation??
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Work is like a game!
When people play games, they keep score. And when they look at that score they know how they're doing - whether they're winning or losing. If they're winning, fine; if they're losing, they need to adjust.
"People want to see how much they can keep pushing, how much they can improve. They like to look where they were a month ago and see how much progress they've made. To use a golf analogy, they want to get their "handicap" down. They want to improve on their performance. And the great part, as I see it, is it's not just a matter of 'How much am I getting paid?' but 'How fulfilling is my job to me personally?'"
So it doesn't mean you are doing a great job when you managed to utilize all your working hours at work, when you are not being productive at all... its useless.
When you feel you've done a good job for the day, you can release your tension by stopping by at QL ;)
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I think you are my biggest fan! :D
you are preaching to the indoctrinated. :D
I was taught at school that even to scratch my school desk was stealing, let alone the graffiti and vandalism that goes on these days!
I don't think children think that way nowadays and it continues into their adulthood.
When I was about 20 I was working for a man who went CRAZY at me one lunchtime because I made a cup of coffee using the coffee and milk he left out for us to have at coffee break time. He read the riot act at me, informing me in no uncertain words, that it was HIS coffee and milk and I had no business to use it for my lunchtime drink.
Quite took me aback, I can tell you!
Miss Jauntie on Commandment No. 11 :D
Cheers!
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"I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never find a companionable solitude"
As jauntie said ....
We have to be flexible, this is a way to be sane or we all will go mad n work will suffer....
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
you got the point..i ment who ever paying you his money to do acertin job
Could not have said it more better
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
I sort of agree with you there, but there's no fun if you can't sneak a wee bit of a laugh whilst at work otherwise you end up with miserable employees and a rapid turnover of staff if you are too strict.
However, having said that, I would never DARE get 'caught' playing games or chatting on line when I was at work, even if I had time on my hands. The important word in that sentence is in the 11th Commandment.
No 11. If you break all of the above, make sure you don't get 'caught'.
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you signed acontract with the comp. to do ajob for eight hours..and they will pay you the sallery..but if you take abreak of 1or2 hours to chat or to play..etc. then thats steeling
Even the owners dont have right as they has to answer to the shareholders, their family etc.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
even the m anegment don`t have the wright to do so..only the owners of the company who pay the salery have that wright
This is an art on how to juggle work n play
but u have to know
All work n no play makes one a dull person.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
I have long wondered where I could get a job where the management would allow me free access to the internet to play all day! Or even for PART of it!
However, I'm a firm believer in that old saying:
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
thats the point.even you leave your post and vivit aco-worker for acup of cofee..you are steeling what`s not yours
Even chatting from work on QL is stealing
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
if you sleep at work then you are steeling whats not yours..
there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning,
Lord,"
and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord,
it's morning."
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
you can simply wear sunglasses and spare yourself all the hassel
Lucky me then my boss never visit my office.so i dont have to pretend.
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