Skankity skank skank

So what qwertyness ? let skanks express themselves...let the dark passenger out for a little while....many complain how conservative my country is, now someone is complaining how ridiculously hedonistic it can be. I have lived in western countries most of my youth, and I tell you, what goes on under the radar in here, make me feel so sinful, and I have partied in all sin cities, from vegas to ibiza.

And about the fashion victims you mentioned...I envy them for their self confidence...cheers

No.. we don't talk anymore. He just called 3x a couple of weeks back. I already felt something that first day I met him. ;)

It's all good.

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hey, my flip flops were cute AND I could walk in sand in them :) there's nothing QUITE so attractive as watchign some girl toddle her way across a stretch of sand with all the grace and dignity of the brand new pony who'll probably one day be diagnosed with some sort of learning disability.....

I don't control that janey janey and never mention to him that I said that eh?

Gypsy, tell him to come out! Good for him! So, now we're all on the same team!!

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"a free show of tums, bums, rouge and mascara."

And apparently those were the GUYS, lol!

When we 90-year-olds get together and go to a beach party we'll be easy to spot. That'll be us wearing the sensible shoes.

ROTFLMAO!! Qwertyness, you da Queen!

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I was promised hot aussie wakeboarders. I was mildly dissapointed.

and large groups of boys follow the Boy Brain Rule:

1 boy, alone in a room, has one complete brain to himself.

put a second boy in that room, and they have to split the brain- each gets 1/2 of a brain.

three boys in a room, each has one third of a brain.

and so on, and so forth.

sort of explains Doha ;)

Ah.. I want to ask you about err.. you know. I'll send you a PM.

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were few tall gals that i liked .

Gypsy i agree wid u

;)

looking cute or natural is more attractive than looking skanky

There were ABSOLUTELY NO cute men. They were all wearing too tight pants and not enough buttons on their shirts.

she meet a very generous Pope

Gypsy, did you find any cute guys last night? Nada eh?

Where were the hot Aussies?

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What happens with too many guys and not enough gals...

You can't teach experience...

I will surely got to the Next Party to OGLE at the Skanky Dressed Babes there:)

Thank you very much for the Great Report:)

BTW - Some people who doesn't have any thing to show is Jealoues with those who got something to show :(

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well, in Qatar, even if you're not dressed like it's for sale and the rent is due tomorrow, you can still start brawls apparently..........

Gypsy said "Why why why do we girls feel the need to dress like this? "

We do?? :-0

/I'm boring. I can't be bothered to dress like that. In fact, I prefer not to attract any attention at all [but still I get it, cos this is Qatar and anything that looks female, remotely or otherwise, is (in whose words was this?) fawned over (by the wrong kind of guys)]. I prefer comfy and really don't care what other people think.

//Oh yeah.. I forgot, I'm old. Nearly 90 too

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Personally I prefer to look cute, rather than skanky.

I met this girl who's only 15 and you wouldn't dare imagine she's of that age because ooh-la-la with her 10 kgs of makeup on her face, she's on her way to being a proper pro. ;0

.. with black pumps to compliment her pro look. haha

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Brit, I think it's perfectly natural for girls to want to dress up and look their best, and feel sexy. We do this for ourselves, not for men,

However these girls didn't look their best and I got the impression they weren't doing it to make themselves feel good either.

perhaps, so maybe the whole I'm-wearing-all-this-makeup-to-cover-up-my-ever-so-distinguished-mustache was on purpose

This was my thought also. Having worked in the Middle East for a while, it is clear that females can basically turn up dressed in fatigues , anorak and gum boots and they will be regaled by the males..

So, is it a lack of self esteem or a means of "outdoing" their peers asnd trying to "stand out" in the crowd..

You can't teach experience...

not so much hooker as Drag Queen.

Unconvincing Drag Queen.

and yes janey, i do belive we share a name :)

Why why why do we girls feel the need to dress like this?

qwerty! Are you who I think you are? Because if I think you are who I think you are, then I think that we may have the same name????

Well, during the last beach party (PVD's gig) wowwwwwww, there were chicks wearing metallic bikinis!! Waaaahoooooow!! And of course, hooker makeup to match!!

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there is no shortage of rolls pouring out of lycra wherever you go. for some reason, the consciousness of young people has been polluted with the notion that the more overweight you are, the tighter your clothes should be.

i'm sure jerry springer is somehow to blame for all this, although he must have had accomplices.

it's like an eclipse - just look away.

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hahaha

nice one vegas bet they will post them on facebook

there is a group 4 that even t go check it ;)

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qwertyness fleshy nd discustingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

bet they dont hv mirrors bck home

besides janeyjaney, if I recall correctly your stuff actually FIT you- whereas some of those girls were, ahem, a little too fleshily endowed for their lycra.

Aha!! OMG where the hell was I?

I didn't see the brawl.. Boo! Underage guys I've noticed have their shirts off. WHY again? Oh to attract underage girls who couldn't control their alcohol intake! haha

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Yes janey janey, but you weren't wearing a purple wrist band as a dress.

No man, it's stupid.

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Ouch. I was wearing hot pants and a pink tube top. :S No heels haha I was wearing slops.. barefoot even on one occasion.

I must say there were a lot of minors last Thursday...

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high heals at beach still not practical but as always attractiveeeee

Angela was pretty hot when she was younger, so Ill pay you that one...

But seriously High heels at the beach are pretty impractical, what happened to the days when a 16 year old could wear a pair of jeans, a bonds T-Shirt and a pair of blundstones, still get into a club with out being asked for ID and still pick up......

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french manicure and high-heels: HOT!..YUP

but high heels in a beach party?????

Its a hard choice.. The sexy Angela lansbury or a free show of tums, bums, rouge and mascara.

OK.. I'll take Angela..

My god, that sounds hilarious! I cant believe that sort of stuff would go on here! I guess they need to take every opportunity to advertise themselves - its not like they can walk the streets looking for business over here!!:)

Yeah brit, sounds like we missed quite a show. Maybe even better than those reruns of "Murder She Wrote".

they shld restrict age to 21 nd above

there were all under aged

I dunno....at 21 (all of three years ago I realize) I'd figured out at least how to find a quiet corner or secluded bush, or better still make it home to my toilet before i ralphed.

I have no idea why these little girls feel the need to dress like that unless they're just looking for a good price. I don't know any women who dress like that....then again I know women, not girls.

if ur out with friends ull have fun no matter where nd what will happen

never go to such parties alone

;)

you saw all the thong and the ni.... whats left the camel toe

You're right. i would have "blushed" at the sights.

As an aside.. i wonder why, ladies deel the need to dress like that, especially here, where they surely know , they will be fawned upon, even if they were dressed like the Amish!

"seriously- isn't the drinking age here 21? wouldn't they have smartened up a bit by then?"

Smartened up? By 21? hahahahaha ...Right!

Oh, I'm SO glad I'm not the only 90-year-old here on QL :-)

oh dear :(

I had fun!

I KNOW! considering how much expats here drink...

but I've seen less-sloppy nights in Halifax, which has the most bars per capita in all of Canada!

seriously: if you're going to drink so much you end up sprawled in a heap somewhere, wear pants so no one has to see your thong.

its just because you are such a shy chicken you never show up thats why we didnt invite you. :/

What always amazes me about these events is people's complete inability to handle their alcohol. There are always people passed out on the floor and stumbling around like fools.

Now I'm from the UK where getting drunk is a national past time, but I've never seen so many people so completely unable to hold their booze all in one place!

Why wasn't I invited ??

I always miss the best goings-on..

Well you'd fit in with the other pervs who.am.i ;)

lol. Haha! Anyway, Qwertyness, the 90yo lady, invite me next time or at least tell me when is the next party. Okay?

cheers,

paul

for the drinks you have to go buy f****** coupons was amazing a small bottle of water was for 20riyal bulllllcrap

Yes.. probably the latter... would have regretted it judging by the comments on here! :o)

didnt go or would regret like me for wasting time energy and 100 for nothing.

I was thinking of going... kind of glad i didn't now! Have heard this about many of the parties and clubs out here...

but with more booze and fewer clothes.

also for a country that's not exactly lovng-of-the-homosexuals there were a lot of people there rocking the drag queen makeup.....

i couldn't imagine jack sparrow in the beach party. ;)

cheers,

paul

The pirate was priceless. And don't forget the big bloody brawl at the end of the evening. It was like being in Junior high all over again. :D

hate that place :/

well yes...or I could have stood there and laughed, then turned and laughed at the hairy man wandering around dressed as a pirate (seriously- flowy white blouse and far-to-tight-oh-look-there's-your-junk pants). It's more fun to make fun than to help haha.

besides, if not publically ridiculed, how else will they learn to hold their drink or stumble to a bathroom/private bush like the rest of us? ;)

seconded gypsy- i'm new here, but when did this place get stuck in a musical-time warp? Is it 1994 here and I wasn't informed?

And because it's in a hotel it doesn't really have to conform to the conservative nature of the country. Hence why there are people there sunbathing in bikinis all day.

how was the music, the rhythm? Haha!

qwertyness, don't worry. you don't sound 90.

more like 20. ;)

cheers,

paul

The music was typical geriatric house from 1992.

well you could have just stepped ahead while they were bending down to vomit and kicked their oval shape azzes tellin them am helping you to let it out all

These events generally are skankity skank skank, but I kind of figure what do you expect at a beach party?

exactly. and darude, it's sort of hard to miss when they're tumbling drunkenly down stairs to vomit in the sand in their itty-bitty-teeny-weeny-tops. hard not to mock as well.

seriously- isn't the drinking age here 21? wouldn't they have smartened up a bit by then?

oh great- now i sound 90 :)

I think a lot of these girls were from the Uni's. There really needs to be stricter carding to keep these baby pro's away.

I guess people took the opportunity of flashing themselves since it was called "Beach Party" Quite sad with all the events happening around town tht most ppl still don't know how to have a good time & instead make asses of themselves..

i was there! i didn't expect some girls to look like total sl*t! i pretty much agree with gypsy and qwertyness..

girls in mini-skirts, french manicure and high-heels: HOT!

cheers,

paul

what were you lookin at ????

The girls n-----

There's nothing wrong with the hotel, I like it a lot. There's just something wrong with these girls fashion sense.

oh no, it was still fun...I was just wondering how nipple-tops and hot pants fit into a conservative country

my golly, i hate myself!

i missed the party! ugh!

cheers,

paul

and was in la la land by 12 midnight...guess I maade a right choice?...lol

it was all messy my eyes were on the stage girls going in there alone to dance and boys getting in the crowd getting advantage to have nasty dance with girls i saw few.

Damn i was better at Irish shouldnt have gone there.

Told you guys i dont like that f***in hotel its just )(*%*)($%$%*&(*&% :/

the last 2 beach parties I attended was ok..or I wasn't observing that well ;-)

Sorry qwerty...

herds of baby hookers as far as the eye could see....

You weren't there azzy, I gotta agree with qwerty, I'm no prude, but Thursday night looked like a prostitute convention.

are you missing the skunk skanky dont worry he will get back next week from his vacation.

so anyone could wear anything they want...as long as they can carry it with grace and finesse. If they were cavorting with someone else in the public....then you get shock...lol

For the stilleto though?...yup, definitely out of place :-)

I read on the internet somewhere that speedos were IN right now. Especially if you have extremely hairy upper thighs.....Was the internet wrong? My bad....

:)

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