See what happens when you Drink!
A BOOZED-up visitor to a wildlife park was ripped to pieces by EIGHT crocodiles in front of 50 horrified tourists.
He was dragged into the water by one of the beasts after he leaned over a rail to stroke it.
Seven others then tore him to bits in the attack at Lake Carpintero sanctuary near Tampico, Mexico.
Fire department spokesman Ramiro Alos said: “It’s unheard of for eight crocodiles to join forces in killing a man.
“It’s the most savage attack in living memory in Mexico.
“There are no remains and we can’t identify him. He must have suffered horrifically.
Please: Never, ever try and stroke an Aligator or Crocodile
I can just imagine the moron..
He thinks.. "This is a cute croccy, let me stroke it.." Ooops...
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder !!!!
....for a while so decided a drunk man would do, the other females then joined in & turned it into an orgy of pure lust!
Torque 8-)
And I thought drinking while driving was dangerous...
Might as also add "Don't drink and be politically correct" in our new language...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Ahh.. there goes my lunch. :(
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I'm sure the nutase would've thrown a stone or something at the crocs before trippin and fallin over... Although Jauntie's question abt how long ago they were fed is also a very good question:)
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it is hillarious to see how some folks behave when they are drunk.......lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
into the zoo anyway,Security ?
I drink and it doesnt affect me.....(much)
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
i know somebody who crawls like a baby when he gets so drunk...
hmmmmmmm me thinks a drunk would do that........he wants to go wild in the park (me thinks)then again who knows wats goin on in that head of his.......la la la la
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
i dont think its about the crocs,.. the man was just too drunk and stupid to do that.. everytime you drink, it should go straight down into your belly not up to your brain,... coz then your brain turns into [mod note: no swearing] if you let it go there...
Who gets drunk and goes to a wildlife park anyway?
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
when were the crocs last fed!?
Also puts pay to my joke, the punchline of which is: 'so then I grabbed it's tail'.
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first it's dont drink and drive now add this to the list as well pls.......:D
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
never drink and go to play with the biest ..
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well said, mr paul!
Umm Paul thts probably coz he had no idea what he was doing coz he was too pissed drunk maybe !!! U know tht feeling dont ya :P
ouch...not a good way to go.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
that the guy didnt have the bleeding brains he was born with, to know that what he was gonna do was idiotic....
What sane person strokes a fierce animal ?
People just get more stupid as the years pass.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Happened on the 11th August I think..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1570136.ece
that hurts :(
any idea about when did it happen?is it documented or not?