Please Help! I need to find 99 life partners!
Why is it so hard to find 99 conservative life partners!
Is it because I'm so serious all the time that no-one takes me seriously?
I'm not greedy, I just want to find 99 women that will spend some quality time with (i.e. until I get bored)
I don't have much money, so each will have to go out to work everyday and bring the money back to me, as I'm too lazy to work.
By the way, I'm only slight weird and only have a minor twitch of the left face but other than that I'm only just below par.
Applications will be vetted and successfully vetted applicants are on a first come first serve basis (excuse the pun).
So Hurry!, send sclantily cladded pictures along with CVs and size statistics to my inbox!
Only serious female applicants aged 18-30 need apply!
Also no previous applicants need apply!
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Hey, it must work for all these wierdos, or else why would they keep posting these threads. I just thought I'd give it a go! :-P
QT, I believe that's what 1976 refers to as the 'modern psycho'!!
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Hahaha.. LOL at Dweller.. yea, QT.. oh wait, maybe 1976 is your brother!!
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I bet it's some sicko depraved fella pretending to be a desperate woman and actually getting off on the reply emails he gets!
Sick!
*shudder*
Mama always told me...careful what you ask for!!
QT she might be nice, hey? Or pass her onto 1976 at the very least.
Yours forever, lol. She doesnt waste time!
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
lol
were you born in 1976?
Shame there were no photos!
Here's the msg:
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Hello Dear,
I saw your profile today in this site and i stopped to take a very good look at it.
I want you to know that i will be intrested to know you better because you sounded very sweet and i will like us to become friends and know eachother the more.
Here is my email address
([email protected]) send
me an email today please!
Yours forever,
xxxxx or you contact me here,,,,,,([email protected])
(Remember that distance,age or colour does not matter in a real relationship but love matters alot).
I am waiting for your reply now!
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I mean, WTF?
OK lady, you're lucky I removed your personal email details!
This thread was a joke, a snipe at those crazies out there of which you are obviously one!
Now, don't contact me again unless you can send the scantily cladded Photos aswell!
well QT wise women said ...GO FOR IT MAN ....and yes those thread is making me sick ...I hope they learn the lesson to not putting such a topic again ....NEVER ...!!!!
I am always for sheesha.
Novita, when was the last time u watched "The bald and the beautiful"?
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VukPop, where r u man?? dont u want to get a sheesha lol...
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Great idea! Welcome to gang!
Lol Drac
".....Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People people...."
"Shiny happy people" by REM
Novi....Thank you thank you....Oh yes The Baldhead Boys will rock again this weekend:)
99 life partners?. why not 100 if you are that smart?.
"shinning" ideea,QT :P
:-P
There was a dealer here and then decided to stop the business. I know in Lebanon they are very heavy duty cars
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Good luck wiht that QT, we cant find one, u need 99 lol.
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Diamond ... dont worry ... he will recover quickly !!!
KH, yes, but have you seen the Lada AutoVAZ concept car? Very nice!
lol Flanostu, scary thought!
Vuk, baldhead boys will be on show again this weekend :D Lol
Yea man welcome to the gang, Qatar version of Backstreet Boys, Baldhead Boys. Yo!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Erm QT, I think you ought to go and have a lie down.
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mallrat!!! don't worry, they're both good to rub.
skoda 1000 MB
i think i still have my grand'pa car!
"i am in! i am in the ganggggg!" :)
.dazed and confused...
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QT, i have kawra taxi!
:S
flanusto, which head is bald, lol.......
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but during cold war they are used as civil vehicles. The luxurious among them is the Lada
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you have to if you want to be in...
"...my gang, my gang, my gang!"
"slightly woman"???.
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Aren't the old eastern block cars supposed to be made as solid as their tanks?
No offence Dracula, I'm sure Dacia cars were popular back in your home town! :-P
We can get you as far as more than 99 of that these days.
We must hire Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell in this. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
QT bald head? welcome to the gang.
Try replacing the Skoda with Tavria or Dacia. It might work
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what's about compresion and piston? OK? :)
Dracula, I have a bald head and an old skoda, d'ya think that'll help?
Novi, Trading is closed for another few hours!
98 with warm milk??(37,5*)
Try the waterhole at the sheraton, you will find about 98 of them there............
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log off ... or you will loose some more money (again !)
-you need a nice cap and a 4x4 car :)
QT.. really?
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I'll send some warm milk upstairs.
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You know you want the job just like everyone else! :D
Torque 8-)
*yawn*
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Send your application in! I'll see what strings I can pull! :-P
*he says with an innocent look*
:-P
...applications to... ;-)
I hope you'll run the interviews in a thoroughly professional manner, would you buy a car without a test-drive, no? I didn't think so...
Torque 8-)
Aaaahahahahahahaha, QT....too funny!!!!
Cracker!!
Im 66 but I look 19, Mr. QuTeypie...hehehehehehe...I cant smile because of de Potox but that shouldnt matter...nah?
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
...tell them to hurry!
Yes Novi, for that reason you wouldn't pass the vetting process!
:-P
and it is pun intended ...
I am sorry QT ... i am not blonde ...
So how many applicants received thus far QT....??!!
Torque 8-)
Better mention the wooden leg and the war wound which stops blood circulation to certain organs of the body at critical moments.. Some women may find it a turn on..
No time to waste!