Ouch!
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-To...
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
By MATTHEW STABLEY
A southern Maryland woman was hospitalized after her partner attached a sex toy to a power tool.
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
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Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
hehehehe
the headlines.............."Woman sawn in half".
Was he a magician by any chance?
LOL
You mean hubby's aint that 'powerful' his own 'tool'? Shame. LOL
Well at least somebody tried and we learn from their experiences anyway. Women should not use saw blades for pleasure. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
pool skimmer. i've heard so many tales of teenage boys who's bits and bytes are accidentally attacked by the evil pool drain............
then of course there's the many tales of girls who get hotdogs etc etc stuck up places. i suppose it makes pork sausages even more haram haha
The saddest ones are the men doing housework naked and "accidently" getting their todgers wedged in the vacuum cleaner hose..
Lol at foreign objects stuck in strange places.
HAHAHA. that sounds like the priest who just happened to be hanging curtains naked next to a lubed up potatoe........
oh the accidents that happen!
When I was an A and E nurse i encountered a few people who had 'just accidently sat down' on things'. The moral is, never leave a jar of vegemite on a chair. It could cause a terrible accident!
Better to be safe then sorry
This way others wont try it
Good to learn from other peoples mistake then our own
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Eeehhhh.. you never know…
And what if it became greatest Discovery of the 21st Century?? .. we criticize them because they failed.. otherwise...
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
well then the worst that could happen was she'd get drilled...which you know, is sort of the point, right?
Mr tickle on a power drill would be safer... eh, i guess.
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Dude, a power saw? man i could have seen that one coming...
exactly. if it is specifically designed to cut chunks out of you, well then, i THINK it's pretty obvious!
That's easy QS, Power saws DEIFINTELY WRONG!
qwertyness, and how would you know whether it's 'wrong' or 'right' unless you r experimenting?
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
actually, i THINK this is proof ther eis something VERY wrong in certain kinds of experimentation :)
if you MUST avoid the electric powered blades....... haha
BritExpat, there is the problem! If it was Hitachi then you have an inferior product. They should have had a Bosch for some good old German efficiency.
nothing wrong in experimenting.. :)
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“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Poorly thought through. Everyone knows that they should have used and angle grinder instead. A lot of tears could have been saved.
Is this time for QL to start a safety awareness programme?
watta...heck...
well I'm wondering why they went for the saw. I mean, there are so many other, less sharp and clearly poorly thought out, power tools to soup up, you know?
what kind of news are you guyys looking for
Oh for goodness sake.. I have been trying to picture the senario. His idea was good (to please her), but the execution definitely wansn't.
A plastic Mr Blobby mounted on a power tool is to be avoided..
The wounds of love cut deep..
Lol..Skdkak
" Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated"
....G.B. Shaw
LMAO!
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oh please, this is some Darwin award stuff right there!
maybe om maui needs some time with the drill hahahaha
differences in the concept of "funny". oh well...
I got it from Perez Hilton Tallg.
Why Om Maui, it's funny, and as qwertyness says, it serves an educational purpse. :D
I actually think threads like this should be encouraged- a)it's good for a laugh over lunch and b) there are uneducated people out there that would attempt this instead of doing something saner. If the interent isn't here to inform us of unfailing stupidity, what is it there for?
this toy could be made in china, unsafe!
with all due respect to gypsy, but i think that threads like this should be discouraged. it is sickening, and unhealthy.
I hope the moderator feels the same way.
no offense meant, gypsy.
saw blade got more excited than it should have
Well it could be an argument for more abundant and reasonably priced 'adult' stores...you know, to save people from their own do-it-yourself antics...
that is up for the Dumb and Dumber Award....where DO they find these people??? What's worse...are they reproducing??
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
And what did you google to come across this story ;p