One for the Mums Out There

Mis-Cat
By Mis-Cat

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each
for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and
pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent
Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and
eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal
cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book with the children each night and
in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair
by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,
height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want
to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins
only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again

for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

By RS• 26 Feb 2008 10:05
RS

"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams."

"Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime.

  Sometimes a moment is a lifetime!

By sintri03• 26 Feb 2008 09:58
sintri03

Some MOMs do all these things and also put in 8 hrs of work at there jobs

By buttercupryle• 26 Feb 2008 09:38
buttercupryle

 

this may mean suffering to men... 

 

 

"Everything in life is destiny."

By HiQatar• 26 Feb 2008 09:31
HiQatar

But I guess, the fathers in QL, must be doing some introspection on what their wives have been going through ...

 

I need a genuine suggestion from the Mother's & Father's of QL ... a very stupid question though ... Why should we have kids ???

 

Nobody dies a virgin ... Life Screws you anyway !!!

By HiQatar• 26 Feb 2008 09:29
HiQatar

Motherhood - sounds very scary ... If I show this to my wife, she would really think before committing herself to Motherhood ...

 

Nobody dies a virgin ... Life Screws you anyway !!!

By dragonfly212• 26 Feb 2008 09:27
dragonfly212

will be good to watch

 

Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand

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