Observations about Men and Women
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never "have anything to wear".
4. Although they never "have anything to wear", they dress beautifully.
5. Although they dress beautifully, their clothes are always "just an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they just won't believe you.
WISDOM:
WHEN I HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I DID SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A REALLY HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE."
NOW WE HAVE A $2M HOME, A $245,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG AND COMFORTABLE BED AND 50" PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A JADED 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
NOW, MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE AND INTELLIGENT WOMAN. HER ADVICE WAS FOR ME NOT TO HOLD BACK: TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE,AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
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(QL becoming way too serious)
How r the guyz buddies? Foolish thread ksarat i agreed
always busy, never have time for his own gf but much time for any other girl:)
will i see u all later maybe - gotta dash - sorry!!
pls don't go!
Alright children..looks like u wonderful ladies and gent...are gearing up for the QL Brawl...so pls execuse me...have a fabulous evening...and have a fantastic dinner...
Cheers...
God Bless...have fun...see ya all laterzzzzzzzzzzzz....
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you reckon? :) - how do we begin - from an apprentice to the novice?
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
Oh come on...that life after death thread was lighting the mood, don't you think?...lol
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
go find yr kitkat on my other new post - enjoy bud!
Thanks so much hummmer for letting me cry my heart out..............i m done now....and now come on buddy...dont start anything it just looks to be a peaceful quiet afternoon....very few ppl online...so guess u shud take it easy...i m sure u dont need to try...and we dont want u to be banned as well....see how caring...we are...LOL
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Go on, let it all out ksarat, cry until your hearts content!
Oh, I don't need to try, I just don't want to offend people and get banned...lol
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
for the last 2 days the stuff happening here was so serious... i tried to lighten the forum but failed miserabbly..... Thank God u r here
brb later after a kitkat
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
What do we have here...i feel like crying...Star...TCOM...missing each other...Hummers tryin her wits to see if she can raise a good topic...come on ppl...whats with this emotions...LOL...
Anyways...Hummers...working hardly...or harldy working...why do i feel that the second option is more suitable...
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while i have a few minutes here, adding a little star-light - lol
like i said just quite busy, and when able to look at QL just couldn't face the stuff!
How r u?? I missed everyone too
I'm at work, pretending to be working!! Well that doesn't mean yourself and others have to be serious does it?
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
Noooo! no more controversy... it usually leads to booooorrring :)) - just trying to add a bit of humour now - lighten their a load a little
where u been for thelast 2 days missed u
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
star...well done..thats why i open a thread late night jus before bed...i open a thread that already has atleast a min of 30 posts in that...then i know there is been some action ther...reading....readin...and before i know ihave already met alice (in wonderland)...LOL...
Hummers...o dont u think bout a controversy buddy...u still owe us the dinner...i dont mind if ur hubby wud make it as well...
QL is too serious nowadays...ppl are at it only with seriousness...and volcanoes...so what u upto buddy...
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I like that starseed...makes perfect sense to me :D
oh, why aren't members enjoying QL? Did you need me to start some controversy?? Really, I can!!
'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'
quite busy actually so not to hassled about these serious topics...
if i have a problem going to sleep at night i will jus come here and 'try' read some - lol - instant ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's
trust me ....not too many njoying ql at the moment...im with u on this...so whats happenin...how have u been doin...
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not too bad - just [YAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNN] not enjoying QL at the mo.. (maybe its jus me) :)
that is absolute blinder of a thread...its quite funny...yet true...how r u doin today champ...
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