More Mush from the USA!
Sorry, just finished throwing up..
Watched an interview with Chuck and Sally Heath, parents of Sarah Palin. They say, they love their daughter very much, are extremely proud of her and the mother cooks Moose for her whenver possible. In addition , Track Palin, the son of the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, will take on al-Qaeda insurgents in Iraq..
What a woman.. The PR machine is in overdrive and the Yanks are lapping it up...
Did you mention Gay Priest? I believe England already has one. I rather marry Gypsy and move to Canada. I forgot they got plenty of Gay stuff over there.
Our elections are not farce, Our presidential elections are elected and control by the press, large corporate and special interest groups.
What tickles me, that for years I heard the same story of the taxes, education, jobs etc, etc and No changes happen but taxes are increasing more and more.
I do agree with you, it is a screw up situation.
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman, he votes for OBAMA!"
No need to elect a Brit, because your elections are a farce anyway..
Best thing is to "come back into the fold".. We'll install a "governer" and slowly guide you back into the road to righteousness..
You can keep the flag, anthem , silly spellings and even the gay priests..
back into the influencial kingdom it used to be....
First job is to Nuke that bleeding shambles that is Brussels and all those useless euro MP twats.....And while we are there, drop one on france as well.
Then when all the MPs are in session in the Houses of P, Nuke that twat as well.
Then when all the wimps and tossers are dead, maybe then we can start from scratch....
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I am not anti American.. Look at my other postings.. My comments are sometimes worse about the UK..I love Obama, I love the Clintons, I loved Dan Quayle and Ronnie Reagan. Most of all I love Angelina Jolie (even though she's half French), I love Fudruckers, I love Florsheim shoes etc etc..
How can a Brit ever hate a former colony ? Its like a grand child, even though it may be a bit errant at times..
There are two sides to this. The yanks were stupid enough to elect George W for two terms, the Brits were stupid enough to do the same for the Blair-a-gotchi.
As a Brit, I can tell you that Brit land is now a truly f----- up place as a direct result of TB's Nu-Lab party and it's 'politically correct' policies. The fact that ordinary Brits have allowed their country to become such a shambles is both depressing and embarrassing to me. Comments please...
Lets all elect, a British citizen as our next President of the USA..OK!!
That way, the universal crap will stop, and we should live our lives with more Taxation. Then, instead of saying God Bless America! We will chorus sign, God bless that british fellow!!
Screw you homie....If you don't like our politics, let it be, We know, how to resolve our own problems... Did I said, our own problems? LOL...
gULP, MORE BEER PLEASE!!
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
I'm glad still dark were you at. If it was daylight, then I would be a saint for 27 days more...
Unfortunatly, where my feet are standing still a free country, so far that I know off...
More beer and fire crackers for those saltines of Britts.
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
Such vugarity at this time of the morning is really very bad form. But of course, as an American, you wouldnt understand that would you. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - back to the Bidet! Hic!
QT Y bRITNYEXPAT
You know that I discovered,the britts wash their butt with the water of the River Thames, when they are full of bullshit!! The problem is that their asses still stain with brown markings from the Yanks political crap....
More beer please....thank you....
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
ice cold SMB!...ahh sarap...
Put more tonic in it! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i like beer
Tweety: I registered 4 weeks ago but I've been reading these forums for a few months now from time to time. It always looked peaceful to me. I might be wrong though.
Also, lol at "yanking the yanks chains"!
Paul: I wasn't aware that Britexpat was joking. Almost every post by Britexpat I've read was against USA. I guess I just got pissed off at seeing that. :S
Sorry, no hard feelings? (unless you're actually serious =P)
ZZZZZZZ,iM AWAKE??, More beer!, gulp..ZZZZZZzzzz, fuckrey Brits, more beer! ZZZZZZZZ, GULP! BRRRRRARROMMM,
AHHHH!
ONE STINKY FART FOR MY BRITTSShit....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, MORE republicant and democrast Brittoneys, brrrraoomm, more beerr please!
back to sleep! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I likey my new namey, Okly Americant....brrrrraoomm!, more beer........
The next Presidente will be britoney, and guud pISs thA old bitchy....
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, back to sleep.....
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
I don't think Dan Quayle had a pretty face. lol
but I'm sure American voters are smart enough to vote the right candidates this time, not just another 'pretty face':)
How long have you been on QL to think it is peaceful?
Don't take offense at Brit - he is just exhibiting some of that famous British humor. :D He actually has some pretty good comments and insight when he isn't "yanking the Yanks chains".
And i dont think Brit is anti yank, he just likes to take the pi$$ outta ya, much like me and Tig are always teasing each other.
You are only young, maybe 1 day yer will understand....
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Come on Britexpat - if you knew as much about the U.S. as you claim then you would KNOW that there is no soccer in Alaska. It's too dang cold and always covered with snow and ice. No choice but to go with ice hockey. :D
Mr. Paul - how dare you insult American comedians - have you not seen the recent Democrat and Republican conventons. Some of the best comedians in the country were up on those stages!!! :D
You wonderful caring and yes sharing people on QL are right - America SUCKs and the people are morons! The Presidential erections are an embarrasment to anyone with a miniscule brain. Sarah Palin looks like Ugly Betty and Barak is a Jiggerboo. Support Peru - wear a Bowler! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - its gin time.......HIC!
So Britexpat, why are you so anti-American? I'm sure you're pissing alot of us off by posting any little thing that annoys you and is in some way associated with America, and to top it off, you call us yanks. If this was on any of the other forums I visit, you would've had your account suspended by now. Keep your negativity off these forums, please, I was starting to like how peaceful this forum is.
Mr Potato"e".....
They fell for Dan Quayle a few years ago didn't they?
Actually, she came accross as less contrived than most of the politicians..
play (ice) hockey instead... :-)
they looked pretty impressed to me!
"how naieve the Brits are for thinking the Yanks are stupid enough to fall for that pavel"
hmmm....
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
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"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull ?"
"Lipstick"
The crowd was estatic.. I nearly vommited on the TV..The Yanks lapped it up..
By the way, I thought it was "Soccer Mom"?
lol
Say right wing fanatic yanks cause...
I can't stand that stuck up think shes all that $%^&*(*
And no I'm not talking about any QLers...
You can't teach experience...
Now that would be exciting!
I saw that interview - it was on some horrible, cheesey tabloid show. Gotta cut the parents a little bit of slack.
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Iraqi oil will be channelled to the USA... So now we know the real reason for the invasion (as if we didn't before...).
Aaaawww, they just love their daughter. And like any of us who have children, miss no opportuntiy to talk about them.
But as a veggie, the cooked moose really made me gag ;)
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Our currency falls through the floor and our economy goes into recession and our homes become almost worthless. At first the Limeys have a good laugh. Hee hee they say, our pound is worth a lot more than your dollar, lets go to America on a big shopping spree. Besides we have good old Gordon Brown and the Labor party presiding over our strong economy. Then what happens? Well the Limeys have to follow suit. Housing crisis in Britain, the pound falls against the dollar and the Euro and the UK falls into recession. Come on Limeys get a grip! Quit following us and do your own thing!
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
as for saying Brits are niaeve....Well, how rude scarlett !
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I hope you get the chance to see the interview.. Doddery old Sally, telling her daughter that "we love you baby"...
I was just waiting for the angels to appear in the background and a choir strike up.
how naieve the Brits are for thinking the Yanks are stupid enough to fall for that pavel...got to say it certainly makes ME laugh at y'all!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
...a few of them go to college!