Monday Funny

A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership.
She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over
to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart
escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?
He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just
touching it you're going to s*#t yourself when you hear the price."