MEN STRIKE BACK!!!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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You sounded like a wife alright and also the types who wanna wear the pants in the family... my wife is kewl she don't nag me, but the occassional whimpering is always on the charts... touching on the beer topic read this...
A husband comes home from work sits himself in front of the TV and shouts out to his wife, "Honey can you get me a beer before it starts?"
His wife who is cooking in the kitchen gets him one and go back in to continue her cooking.
After a while the husband call again, "Honey can you get me another beer before it starts?"
The wife, who is now kinda annoyed hands him another beer, but not before giving him a dirty stare.
Sometime later again, "Honey can you get me another beer quick, it's about to start?"
His wife who is now fuming, comes out of the kitchen and yells, "you b#%$*#d, I clean all day, do the laundry for you, ensure the kids go to school, cook meals and you strut rite in, sit your lazy ass in front of the TV and demand beers?"
To that the husband replies... "There, it started!!!".
it's no surprise that i was right..again ! U men are so useless, We have to do all the work and u sit on ur lazy asses watching tv and drinking beer bla bla bla bla...hahaha I just sounded like an angry housewife lol, I actually pity men who have to go back home to a yelling nagging wife everyday, hope ur wife isn't like that. Looks like u've been through so many arguements that u've learnt to surrender easily lol
If I start here there'll be no end and then I'll have a headache when I go back home and then guess what... I havta face another woman there... MY WIFE!!
So... I rest my case... are u happy now?
this is such an intellectual discussion haha, this is argument is WAY more important that world hunger and global warming haha. I can't believe I'm actually arguing about who can't live without who haha. ANYWAYS MEN CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT WOMEN. don't try to argue back cause as u know women always think they're right so IM RIGHT lol. I think we can argue about this all day long but we have better things to do...come to think of it...naah we dont have anything better to do lol, how useless are we ?! haha
1) nope, if u couldn't live with us men wouldn't be married - That’s preciously why most men (not me… yikes) are going GAY 2) and guys wouldn't be chasing after girls - Haven't ya heard of Adam teasing gaining popularity? 3) and soldiers abroad wouldn't be going crazy because there are no girls around - Oh trust me they have their ample supply, check out the US base here, you'll know...4) u can't live without us - Whining all the time...5) just accept the fact :P - You make me laff... ha ha ha!!!
SetupGuy....Good one mate
"There is no way to peace. Peace is the way."
nope, if u couldn't live with us men wouldn't be married and guys wouldn't be chasing after girls, and soldiers abroad wouldn't be going crazy because there are no girls around...u can't live without us...just accept the fact :P
Cant' live with you, can't live without you... that's more like it.
Even though I'm woman, I still found it funny lol, but hey let's face it...u men can't live without us :P