Making men happy... must women show up naked?
There is a supposedly humorous e-mail doing the rounds at the moment: "How do you make a woman happy? Pamper her, cherish her, listen to her, spoil her, love her, adore her, value her, and respect her. How do you make a man happy? Show up naked. Bring food."
I don't think men realize how traumatic those three little words "Show up naked" can be! Most women can cope with the "Bring food" aspect of a relationship - we all know that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach (although, in my opinion, we are aiming 6 inches too high!) But the very idea of nakedness is enough to strike fear into the stomach, hips and thighs of every woman alive.
Take my friend, Sam, for example. Sam had been seeing Romantic Rob for about 3 weeks when they decided to go away together. After a particularly lazy day on the beach with knowing glances being exchanged over the suntan oil, Sam decides to relax in a bubble bath before getting dressed for dinner. It is at this point in the story that her eyes widen and she swallows furiously at the memory.
"What happened", we all ask in wide-eyed wonder, expecting the worst. Sam leans forward and whispers, "Rob comes into the bathroom and asks if he can ... get into the bath with me!" We are horrified. Nakedness is one thing. Nakedness without passion is horrific!
It gets worse! Relentless Rob, totally oblivious to her distress (typical), disrobes right next to the bath - seemingly unaware of the fact that his ... um... crown jewels ... are at the exact eye-level of poor Sam who is frantically doing stomach clenches in a last ditch attempt at a flatter abdomen.
Just managing to avert her eyes from Rob in all his glory (and he is, apparently, quite glorious), Sam realizes that she will have to scoot to the front of the bath to make room for Rob behind her. But this poses a serious problem - it is almost impossible to have a flat stomach when one is scrunched on top of the plug!
Revolting Rob lowers himself into the bath and places his hands on Sam's waist to gently pull her back towards him. In absolute horror, she flinches as his fingers touch the rolls of fat that have now shifted from her stomach to her sides. She hurriedly moves back and gingerly leans against him, curving her spine to place her head on his chest without crushing anything they might want to use later! She lifts her feet and places them on either side of the tap, hoping that gravity will suck the fat to the underside of her legs.
This has a rather pleasing effect. She now appears to have thin thighs, a flat tummy and ... with a gasp of horror, she realizes that her breasts have flopped to the side - giving her an almost flat-chested appearance. In desperation, she squeezes her arms to her side, thereby propping a breast on each arm.
This is now too horrific for words. Her neck aches, her stomach muscles are tired and her lungs are bursting with the breath she has been holding for the past five minutes. So, Sam does what any sane woman in her position would do. She tells him that the water is cold and they should get out.
To her absolute dismay, Repulsive Rob decides that he will stay in the bath a while longer! Sam is frozen in mental agony. To get out first would mean standing up, naked, in front of him, giving him a full panoramic view of ..... her bum!
No woman should have to endure such humiliation. Holding back her sobs, Sam stands up, swings to the side (to look thinner), sucks in her stomach, props up her breasts on her forearms, reaches for a towel and hurriedly steps out of the bath. With cheeks flaming with embarrassment, she seeks the comfort of a toweling robe and vacates the torture chamber.
We are all horrified. Sam leans forward and whispers, "And that's not the worst part!" Apparently, not only does Rodent Rob stride into the bedroom while Sam is bending over her suitcase, stark naked, bum to the breeze, but he then proceeds to ask her what she would like to EAT for dinner!
We are all totally aghast. Any man worth his salt would know that, after the bath debacle, Sam will not eat (in public) for the next two weeks and will only allow him to see her naked when she is under the covers with the light firmly off.
Sam demolishes the last of her blueberry muffin at the coffee shop, before heading off to her therapist. I mean, women have taken Valium for less...
Of course their standards are low if the only thing that makes them happy are food and a naked woman.
Women want secuirty (financial or emotional) and men want approval(to know they are good enough).
We all have different needs. I just think being insecure about your body is silly.
If you don't believe me, walk naked in front of your man just once and see if he cares about your lumps and bumps.
their standards are low?
i hope so..
我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。
You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
I don't think men really look at all our lumps and bumps. A beautiful woman is someone who is confident with their body, no matter how they look when naked. Men really just don't care. It is really women who are self obsessed trying to become something or someone that they are not meant to be. I think the media has distorted the way women should look.
Women are supposed to have curves. Why define yourself based on what you think a man would like? Don't sell yourself short. Belive me when I say that there is no point in defining yourself based on a man's standards. Their standards are low. You should define yourself based on your standards and if you learn to feel comfortable with your body, your man will see nothing but beautiful you.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
"I do not Have a Headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache."
It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He Puts her on The bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes
Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With That, He goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my Wife.
She's Not my wife.
She's not my wife..."
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His funeral services will be held on Friday.
Let's just settle down on the fact that they (the curves) are assests. Something like a fixed deposit where you keep adding every year.
............and the argument continues
and the beer belly at the front for extra counter weight
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I have a vivid mental picture of Captain smiley with a shrinking willy and growing balls. :P
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
laughing here bout balls and willies...:D
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Ladies ....what ever your problem zones are........theres nothing wrong with your sense of humour...........and as long as we have that theres hope for us all..........will contact my buddy who is a Plastic Surgeon...looks like I got another place for hime to work
guys one life time perverts :?
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even I fell about laughing :D
You silly billy you
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Don't worry girls, I have a 90 year old grandmother. I see what gravity can do.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Your balls will get there first, so the willie will need to shrink in order to balance you.
How come my willy doesnt touch the floor then ??
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I realized i have done absolutely NOTHING all day long..so ladies and germs..I am outta here...y'all have a great afternoon/evening!!
into doing away with herself when she turns 39...
force of nature...
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
boob job wouldn't go amiss either ;D
Oh and I'd like what I used to call a waist back again please, so take fat nasties off my middle too please.
LOL I couldn't think of anywhere else that had a little extra weight!! (Maybe my fat head) :P
i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
got several I suffer through just cause they look great..
I like heels. Sure they hurt, but damn they make your legs look good.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Oh hell no Gypsy! Noone's taking from ur upper thighs, u'll turn into a skeleton! Didn't we have a deal that I'll give u from my thighs ? I'll talk to God about it.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
You were pretty slim back then...Unless you are comfort eating ?
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i still have more room for my butt...:D
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BP, Take it away from my upper thighs and put it in my boobs.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
to watch rugby if girls were playing it in tight shorts...
strands fatter...how's that??? or fat eyelashes...or ok..you could do the chest but then I'd fall over face first, but the teeth would be alright still...OR, you could make me about 4 inches taller...I'd look good at 6 ft...lmao
High heels were made by a man just to take revenge on all women cause he got dumped by his girlfriend.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
1) Nope
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I totally agree with you on the half naked part being better than naked...suspense is more than half the fun..and imagination can go soooooooo far...
And...your list is pretty much dead on...even I LOve heels but darn they can be sooo blasted uncomfortable when you have to stand forever..
Nice guys finish last...You know that.
I dont want to be left in the shop so to speak...LOL
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I am happy too being who and what I am too, I appreciate what I have right now in terms of physical look. And am sorry because I have my self confidence.
My mum taught me not to lie.
To be honest, when you see me people, you will say "Oh you're so damn UGLY"
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
Scarlett............you see thats what I love about you..........the damn smart answer............now stop avoiding the question............other than on me ( wonder where I could put them, no room anywhere already full up) where?
you need to go to manchester... plenty of shops there for lads like you who need high heels.
OK 1) rugby...then
Oh Hell to the No! I definitely don't need any more pounds, I'll make a deal with God...he takes off a few pounds, and gives them to someone in Africa who needs them...that why He isn't wasting any pounds :D
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
1) I hate football
2) I cant find high heels to fit me
3) Underwear looks better on my floor
4) Im fat enough without eating more
5) I appreciate nice cars..Not as an extension of my anatomy (thats big enough)
6) Thats all i do ..Pretend to fix stuff
7) You dont need to tell me, i already know
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don't need them anywhere else...
Ok girls............your standing in front of your maker, he tells you that you got to have a few extra pounds somewhere, you cant tell him where you want them ( thats might be too easy )...........just where you dont want them and only one place............what do you pick?
This is what men like:
- football
- high heeled shoes
- underwear
- big meals
- cars
- pretending to fix things
- being told what a big strong handsome prince they are...
thats about it..
I dont want to be his greatest memory of me to be my cooking...YUK - I am not his mother...or a substitute for her....
me too...
FC..you don't have to prove anything to anyone...I just happen to think you are funny in that you are arrogant enough to put what you did...Heck, I could post that I was the best looking woman in Qatar..and who's to know what's real or not...(ok so I'm not..that's Cornelian, but I come in second) You certainly did not hurt me..i have to admit I laughed when I read it...and thought..whoa..someone has issues with herself...seems I'm not the only one that thought that either...but..be who you are...
Me..I'm happy being who i am...but then again, I've grown up being happy with who i am..but in the terms that I do my best to be good to everyone...and be humble...
Fine Gypsy, I'll give u some of my hips...but I won't give u any of my boobs! They're mine! mine! all mine!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
KSA...im over with the sweet talking days....i already disappointed majority of them who got lured...
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corne....you just made me look stupid now laughing at your comments (in front of my colleagues)...
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Hey Corne, Can I take some of your hips and put them were my boobs and butt should be. If We do that then we BOTH would be perfect. :D
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Hey who is missing me ... talking about Humble...Owen don't you sweet talk people into your wire girl...
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ROFL...oh stop it! ..people will not believe US anymore...'will think of conspiracy...:P
ever had a feeling that im trying to stop something here...lol
the weather is nice outside, you think it would rain?
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Exactly Alexa, I mean look at me...beautiful and smart! God must've taken his extra time when he made me...I think that explains the extra pounds...he might've taken way too much time and added a bunch of unnecessary stuff!! He should've stopped at the hips damnit! hahaha
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Scarlett..........dont beleive in the blow your own trumpet theory...just thought maybe FC did............I mean I could here it from here in Bul..........so it was damn loud
Also if you turn up half naked...you cut down on the ironing...another chore I hate..
you are the epitome of being humble and kindness...and you are beautiful to boot...
Do I need to prove that to you? How I look? How pretty I could be? Does it really sounds am bragging about it? Did I hurt you when I say I am fortunate enoough to have beauty, brain and body?
Geez, then you will tag me as I love myself so much?
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
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on top of your head...
my mom taught me to be humble and kind always...nothing, just want to say that...:P
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this sounds very challenging!
FC...are u serious ??? LMAO! I love how people think so much of themselves, it's really amusing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
intelligence, beauty and other positive attributes always speak for themselves..never have to toot our own horn...just behave as such...as far as confidence is concerned..FC...what you just said is more than that...its arrogance...but if you truly believe that much in yourself, why not show up at one of our gatherings and let everyone see for themselves...
Nop Scarlett, He showered me with the spirit of confidence #-) that I don't need to be superficially beautiful but I don't want also to have a poor bathed exterior!
Is it really bad that I have confidence that I could be fortunate with the looks I have right now? (at least that's what am thinking) #-(
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
Modesty??? well poo, I defintely don't have any of that.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
GASP! Mr. Paul! You switch your affections so quickly!
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Scarlett.............some call it lack of modesty others call it self confidence.........just depends on your point of view.......you know the phrase "blow your own Trumpet, cause no one else will"
no i wouldn't turn up naked - that isn't subtle enough...but yes that is my point... who can be bothered to cook?????????
Most men don't know the difference between dog food and dinner you have slaved hours over to cook... they really don't appreciate that you bought special ingredients and prepared it with loving care.
Waste of time
They just want their needs fufilling.
But i guess i will just have to imagine... *SIGH*
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Forget the umbrella girl, bring on the beauty, brains and body...but more or less, if you got the brains, then modesty wouldhave come as a built-in feature...dont you think...
From what I see...I think FC got that modesty as well...
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seems you had the umbrella up on that one..
lol.better not to see whats down there.so you can imagine it and it will be perfect.
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you could feed him dog food and he probably wouldn't notice...
I don't look like her, am not a blonde! Let's just say that I am fortunate enough that I am very much awake when God showered brain, beauty and body on earth, lol!
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
I can't read all of this...
but I don't like cooking the thought of being it the kitchen just makes me feel numb with boredom...
I much prefer to turn up half naked!
He can a takeaway for his tummy but not the other!!!!!!!!!!
ufffff...what's down there?...getting hot in here...
SG, you will be ban...lol
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So let me see...You look like her, but you are a rocket scientist by trade.... Hmmm, i rather think not !
LOL !!
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Not all of the beautiful, gorgeous, hot & sexy women are wet blankets! #-0
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
Ks...........yes she hot................but that cools down afterwards and leaves you nothing to keep your heart warm during the cold days of life which come
Indeed Rightly put...buddy...
Sounds like sheer words of WISDOM...LOL
But still oooo...she was hot ain't she...Paul...
Kidding...ofcourse you need to be in good hands, rather than just beautiful hands...
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wow BP! wish there were more guys like u out there.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
you are such a goodie and a wise man.
;-D
is it possible to clone you????
:-D
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Fit as hell but completely dense with no people skills...LOL
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Ks.............i've known more of those girls than I wish to admit to here........all over the world and beleive me when you are younger you see only the body and feel your desires in yourself, when there gone your left with the pretty shell if theres nothing inside..........and beleive me living with an empty shell dont make you happy and contented.....hey but if like like pretty empty shells....its a free world.............just remember one thing though.....it keeps you happy for a small time in your life but not for all of it.
Woooaahhhh SG, check your inbox later for a simple request from Sir? $-#
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
in your dreams yes.in the real life...maybe?try to find her and to talk to her about it.
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Are you sure, you want all that dude...with such a babe in front of you...come on BP, You have got to be joking right buddy...
There is no way in the world , that you are so gonna be letting her hold you when you are sad, talk bout things, make you laugh and stuff...it all comes down to the deeds...
Tell me BP, you were just trying to play nice guy in front of the innumerable lovely ladies here at QL on this thread...LOL
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SG.........love her hair, wish I could see her eyes better...........as for the rest of her.........looks good but can she make me laugh? can we talk about things together? will she hold me when I'm sad?
Oh scarlett, I didn't use pencil or ink...I carved it in! :D haha
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
lol.its just a little joke.
:-D
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you are so gonna get asked to remove that...
corne..use ink...no penciling in..
star..wish you COULD make it for coffee...
what happen to her ribs?....:D
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you'd understand my universal babble... lol.. esp after an Irish
but I'm teachable too
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Well, to talk to people, it is always good to be speaking their language...LOL
Lure: O well, how about an Irish Coffee...even Galazy hoppers love Coffee...once in a while...girl, so you would make a quick stop at the coffee place right...do I take that as an yes...?
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you speak my language - what lure do u use? :)
Will do a quick stop over for coffee - Irish would be good
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
You're in Good hands for sure...otherwise I know for a fact that you would cut off those hands...wouldn't you girl?
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I'm glad to hear the opinions of the guys over here. It's reassuring and removes some of the pressure of our backs :)
Scarlett, did u say 2nd Jan ? *scribbles it on her memo notebook, 2nd Jan: Meet Future Hubby* haha
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
It is good to be hearing me...I can lure you into popping into this coffee galaxy on Sunday...LOL...so making a stop on EARTH that evening...girl...?
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You will see the comments from the experienced men on this site and really you can be as idealistic as you want your ideas will change anyway when you have a girlfriend or get married.
I remeber when I was young I had a real fear of putting on weight and thought I would never get a husband - after I left home I put on weight as if I was a bread in the oven - I got a hhusband anyway and although I am not grossly over weight I still fight with the pounds and not because some one asks me I do it for myself I just feel better for it.
I had some very wierd ideas about what my husband should look like etc. in the end when I did marry it was completely different.
lol!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
thos winks, nudges and looks can work wonders even when you are physically exhausted...can totally refresh you in no time flat!
amigo...yes..we'd all love to be sexy and alluring each day but after taking care of sick children all day long, sometimes all you want to do is just crawl into bed ALONE and sleep!! But I do know what you are talking about...and yes..there are times we can be SuperWoman...that's when you get someone to take the kids for a couple of hours right before hubby gets home... ;)
and frog..missed the ;P...thought you were being serious!!
Corne...ahh hon..told ya...Jan 2nd...
Absolutely true about Men aren't always gentlemen types (and I'm neither)...but there are areas of ungentlemenly types rather than kicking your girl or your wife around buddy, now that's the only thing I really don't interest myself in...but other than that...ungentlemenly type ideas are welcomed by me...LOL...
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Frog...........no men aren't always gentlemen, nice and kind..........but thats not a womans problem.........thats a mans
Man , you should be worse than that . You're ruining our reputation. Women on here may start thinking all guys are gentelmen, nice , and kind. You'll mislead them for sure. Just ....a suggestion start a hate thread and keep on critisizing and it will be ok afterwards. Men solidarity is much more important than Women sympathy :D
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shouldn't have any effect...but if one or the other has physical changes..the other partner should offer to help and be supportive of them. Ok..say one of them is getting severely overweight...the other partner offers to help them stay on a eating regimine..or work out with them...because in the long run, you want your partner to be healthy and feel good..which in turns keeps YOU happy, which has the added effect of keeping THEM happy...its a vicious circle...but a good one..
As far as I know my man doesn’t mind if I show up naked or with a bit of lingerie nor if the lights are on or not, what he minds the most is if the room is sounds proof. #-)
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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.
~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987
Scarlett LOL
I was being funny lol notice the :D and the :P lol.
Now seriously ..... can I have a massage or should I start a thread for that :( I have such a terrible pain in my back . I'm daydreaming :( two woman hands would be much blessing.
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Cornellina,
Idealist :) Changes affect , but the more you love her , the more you're willing to accept any physical change :) getting old together is cool .
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
Trounced you didnt she...
And by the way, there is nothing like perfect dude...you treat her nicely and you get nice things in return...you trouble her...one day for sure she will lay the SMACK DOWN ON YOU buddy...trust me on that...
Itis always good to have those routine fights, outings, eateries, baths, and stuff like that for all the years so then you can never give each other a chance to say this
" HONEY YOU HAVE CHANGED AFTER MARRAIGE, YOU WEREN'T LIKE THIS ", then the whole WAR starts...
So why give that chance, and stay on the accelerator with the FOOT and always have all the Excitement in the air filled with a bliss of Romance and a Fragrance of Self-Security buddy...
Cheers...o trust me dude, I would love to find a girl, who would understand me and my god-damn humor...I just cant keep that out of me...LOL
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and this was something I told Mir also..what is shown on TV is rarely connected to what happens in real life...for ever episode you see ON tv, there are about 400 on the cutting room floor that were too "boring" for television audiences because they weren't controversial enough or exciting, so therefore never aired....so never take what the media offers you for the truth..
As husbands we still expect our wives to look and FEEL sexy also by the time we come home:) We must realise that raising the kids and other stuff like a job and household chores is tough as someone pointed out above. It is very simple; if u realise and appreciate your partners input in the marrige my bet is you are going to have a happily married life and enjoy her company.
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Did not have time to read the thread in full, but hope I got the point.
The issue is not that simple. Seeing the woman naked is related to desire and making love. That would, in best estimates, cover 5% of the couple's life time.
Personally, I do not consider it interesting to see a woman naked. Well, not always. The purpose - as expected theoretically - is to stimulate man's desires and boost the relation between the couple. Practically, it would work once or for a few times but not always. On the contrary, sometimes it could be repelling considering nudity as the only stimulant.
A smile, wink, gesture, or such things would do better effect than nudity. A man wishes to see a new female in his partner every now and then. For this reason men would look around when the woman does not take of herself. Here I do not mean the shape. I mean they way she can her partner look at her and discover something new in her.
And what counts mainly is not the way the woman look. It is more the way she interacts with her partner, specially when they make love. The "ugliest" woman would be the best performing in bed and Miss World would be the worst performing to the extent that an inflatable doll would be better performing than her.
Men are expected to do the same in a way or another and have an important role to play.
The conclusion, either side should not be looking or feeling boring to the other.
And finally, we cannot generalize. There are many stories that contadict my contribution here.
Have a nice day all. Enjoy your life :)
or men are never perfect...in fact if they are, then they are heck to live with(which is a fault in itself!)...women also never like men who lie or treat them badly...my goodness, WHERE did you ever get that opinion???? its totally wrong!!
women want a man they can depend upon when times get tough..someone that loves you, sincerely, someone that will be there when you need a helping hand, not someone that will brush you off or push you over the edge...
I sincerely hope someday that you learn to understand women, you've obviously had some bad experiences or education with them...we are a very proud group...but in a good way...we just want to be treated fairly and loved for who we are.
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I do Mr. Paul sorry :( It's only new though, so who knows how long it will last.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Yeah Scarlett ? Then bring them on! lol
on a more serious note, physical changes shouldn't have the slightest effect on a relationship, if it does then the relationship isn't worth it to begin with.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Good ridance i say too....
But now im distraught you have a partner !! *runs off to kitchen to put head in oven*
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I don't understand how can some people easily predict on whose fault or not ... this is very difficult to say that Women are responsible for marriage falling apart ! or the otherway !!!
Women play a great role in any Society,,, best example of a women is keeping a child save and healthy for NINE MONTHS and in these nine months what all process she goes thru till delivery only a geniune husband can understand...
Secondly, every man is not ROB and every woman is not Sam ;-)
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Scarlett,
I've been watching a T.V prog called "Exposed" . Eventually, the guy who lies the most is always selected by the girl. You just don't like boring honest men lol
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LOL Mr. Paul, if that's the case then good riddance.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
thank you...you voiced the same thing both my sons have..they would rather hug a woman with meat on her than feel like they are about to break one of the little skinny ones...
I would say, thank you for the encouraging reply, that was merely more than a pat on the back...but seriously, that is a simple logic I follow, I mean come on folks, there are already quite a few many tensions we work with, out of all the places, HOME IS a place where you want to just relax and keep that constant smile going on your face (sometimes there are exceptions not always though), so when you come back home, you want to ensure that you make your partner feel that she is really important...is really superb, and trust me, this 2 lines can take you a long long deal in a relation...and it works MAGIC...in the sacred thread of a MARRAIGE...
(Tsk, tsk scarlett...does your sister have a daughter...LOL)
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Its because im losing my model looks !!!
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gypsy, this brings back memories....:( im sorry guys, but i will transfer to another thread, this is too much now for me...*exiting like a drama queen, waving, bowing down, hanky damping my left eye avoiding tears to flow*
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I love showering and taking baths with my partner. It's just one of those nice intimate things, and you get to see every inch of each other, belly and all.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Scarlett , That's exactly why he's not married. Do you think girls are looking for perfect men ??? No way. Women like men who lie , who keep on mistreating them and make them suffer :D
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which it is called 50/50...
and yes, of course,both need to keep up personal hygeine and pride in their appearances..but what i was saying is that is tough when a woman's job is a 24 hour one..ie taking care of the household and children, if she is stay at home mom..or working all day THEN taking care of the kids and house...while hubby just goes to work then comes home and relaxes...People, each gender, need time to themselves...its tough as a woman, and caretaker of all, to do that..we feel guilty taking time just for US...
about women in their 40s is that by this time they have learned to live with the extra fat (all the more better for some hugs)and no more hate their bodies as they do in the early years.
Its always better to save water and shower with ur partner:)
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Just reminded me of what a comedian once said, why is that as men get older, there stomach gets bigger, hair starts growing out of the ears and nose and you loose your hair on your head.............by the time we are 50 we look like grey haired bald gorillas
My dear boy you are entering dangerous territory here. as Scarlett said it is actually women who are much more critical of themselves, I don't find it wrong for partners to have an open discussion about things that disturb in the relationship but many factors contribute to weight problems and there is also the fact that fashion magazines make an ordinary woman loook inferior.
Marriages generally don't break on big things they break becuase of thing like how he/she slices of the top of the egg etc.
As I mentioned before you can look at the menu but you don't have to eat.
You think very idealistically just now but when you are in a marriage there are a lot more important factors than just the way either of you look.
Many times marriages have played themselves out and two partners have nothing t say to each other any more.
I agree with you MR. Paul, but according to Frog, if one of you looses your looks, the marriage gets boring and it's an excuse to stray.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
It works for me Owen. If my boy even jokingly says something about me naked, I just pat his belly and ask him when the baby is due. ;)
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Is putting on a bit of beef on the body.
If thats the case, the marriage cannot really be that strong ! (Spoken like a true professional !)
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on earth why you aren't married...you are perfect!! I AM still looking and if I had a daughter, you'd be married..lol
Cornellian :D
Yeah I know I did it on purpose, but I'm just speaking loud what others dare not to utter. It's becoming boring after a while and both parts in a couple should be aware that love is a tiny flame that need constant care and fuel :)
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i like your logic gypsy...from now on, i will go after for a guy who is much bigger than me or has physical defects than me (lol) so he wouldn't have any excuse...:D
frog...you think that you could scare me off with a hate thread...:P
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How can you blame women for the marriage falling apart?? I mean if marriage's are going to fall apart because one side is loosing their physical desireabilty it's going to be men. Women might but on a little weight, but men generally put on more, develop man boobs, start loosing their hair and get far more wrinkly quicker then women.
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
Scarlett , oh 50/50 ? which 50 is for men then ?
Well, I never said it's only women who should make sure the couple goes well. However, women should pay attention to some special things about their bodies. Men also should do the same. Personally ( hummm too risky:D) I would never do something to my girl that I would not accept from her part. nice smell , close shaving, shower taking before and after :D , ....etc so many small things that we should never forget.
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It's boring after a while ? so are women supposed to be entertainers or something ? and once they're busy cooking and cleaning FOR YOU, u decide naah it's too boring I should have an affair ??
I understand that it's not that simple, but using "it got boring" as an excuse is just pathetic.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Scarlett, no of course women dont deserve to take the entire blame, when a relationship ends it is normally the fault of both, in alot of cases a mans fault. His fault because he went and had an affair and has found a new women but that is the result of other things that have happened in the relationship over a period of time. Pain and heartache are not just a womens domain.......they know no gender barrier.
As for men looking for something different...well I think you will find that a man also wants someone to make them feel good about themselves
As Scarlett mentioned,
A Marraige is something that has be to fought and met from the both ends...not just one end keeping walking towards the other end...
Marraige is something that both the people have to walk the same equal distance and meet at a common point...and thats the case and the bottom line for having marraiges getting to work...
You cant expect the lady to walk all the distance with the man standing at the other end and saying I ain't gonna move...
Understanding, caring, and both the parties have to do enough everytime to ensure the self-security of the corresponding partner, to ensure that your partner isn't going down a lane that you yourself wouldn't want to go...so yeah keep on your toes people, marraige is lovely, a bliss instead, so keep that fragrance of you and your partner always flowing, so the relation never dies...
*Pat on my back*, now come on people applaud please for putting what a marraige is so nicely...I cant hear them people...
Now stop fighting and get into that coffee thread and put down your names all you lazy azzess..
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Most men would prefer a lady with a bit of meat on them.
Girls who are always dieting and worrying on how the look, obviously are not happy inside.
Personally, i prefer a woman who has a fantastic personality and sense of humour than a stunning blonde bimbo with less brains than a pencil.
Just my opinion !
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It's boring after a while ? so are women supposed to be entertainers or something ? and once they're busy cooking and cleaning FOR YOU, u decide naah it's too boring I should have an affair ??
I understand that it's not that simple, but using "it got boring" as an excuse is just pathetic.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
frog yeah i will PM you but you will not like what i will tell you there (impending name and shame..lol) for charging as much...:D
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Owen ,
google it , or ask a professional translator ( 45 QR per word / PM me ) :D
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women don't deserve to take the entire blame for marriages failing..and trying to keep up a family, stay in shape and stay interesting can be quite daunting, when all the guy is doing is going to work...and coming home and relaxing...and as far as inviting other couples into their beds..yeech..no way...those folks have other issues then besides problems in their marriage...I believe you need to take a good long look at what needs to happen to have a good relationship...its a 50/50 partnership.
BP, yes, it does happen to both sides...but owen did put it well...men look for something different, women look for someone to make themselves feel attractive and desirable.
Red_Pope lol and here you are :)
Starseed: meaning what is important is that a woman should have a well-proportioned body. Slim or fat doesn't matter.
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BP,
Exact:) it's not that simple. and you may be with the most beautiful woman on earth and look around though. It's boring after a while :D
Owen, if you keep on that I'll start your hate thread lol
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froggie baby, putting it that way..you sounded like men only got the right to choose, reject and replace...:P
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starseed.
Il doit etre bien prportione c est tout ce que je demande :D lol
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Owen.......it is really a mis conseption that men look around for something prettier of younger just because its not working at home....its not that simple
I'm quite comfortable in the nude really, if the guy I'm with is going to run away because my body isn't perfect he isn't worth being with....Course I always do make sure that my guys has a wee bit of a belly so that he can never judge me for mine. :)
"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif
canary he chosed neither the right time nor the right place lol
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It is a two way street, but men generally tend to stray more than women.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
BP i get your point and i must say this would be endless..its a cycle... men look for others coz the lady love is no more pretty to his eyes-ladies would be wandering to reassure herself that she is still pleasant to someone's eyes-....but then again, this is just one factor, the physical thing....
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vote for your best magazine now you boneless meat holders
i vote for FHM :D
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LOL scarlett, well whose fault is it then ? I can say ( where's Red pope :D) men get bored very quickly. That's really awfull. Some couples end up by inviting other coupled in their bed lol. The world is going crazy.
Owen :D no need of any smiley . I know how you-women- are suffering :D but... we were born perfectionists and we're always looking for the best :P
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Can sense heat generations...take it easy...don't start violence in this thread also...
We were all doing fine till the Best Sellers part...but now it looks like people are selling someone rather than a few books...
Take it easy everyone...
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Scarlett.......its a two way street...........
I suggest you get hold of a stand-up comedy DVD 'pimp chronicles' by Katt Williams which should make women feel much better. In an excerpt, he says that he has never seen nor heard of a man who's ready to get down with a woman and upon realising that she has stretch marks he steps out! NEVER.
is this what you prefer?... (_*_)
not this... (__*__)
Fact of life bud! Happens to men too, but more from a side view...
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Poor poor Rob he wasn't guilty of anything just wanted to be with his woman lol. How unfair can it get in life?? lol
know of too many men who married someone, then were very happy while the wife cooked, cleaned, raised kids..and never took time for themselves...then the husband started something on the side..because the wife was too BORING and had put on a few pounds!!!! What a crock....
Owen.........looking elsewhere is not just a male domain..........ladies get busy with other men too.......ask yourself why do they do that and maybe you will know why men do it
that you are a very wise man indeed...
frog which made me question, does that mean that it's OUR FAULT when you guys go busy with other ladies, for simple reason that we aren't looking good anymore?...or you guys are just making it an excuse?...:) (lol, have to put smiley at the end otherwise i will be misunderstood..mom remind me of my smiley ok..:P )
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jauntie,
lol I've never had a girlfriend :D
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Scarlett........reading a womans mind is like doing Russian Roulette, sooner or later your are going to shoot yourself, thats the only sure thing
.. your name should be Owl :))
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you sure do shoot from the hip! whew! Just out of curiosity, have you ever managed to keep a steady girlfriend (if you ever had one)? ROFL
but for the most part, men are not as critical of women as we are on ourselves...
Owen,
Though I don't know what the "us" refer too exactly, but Yes I appreciate that My girlfriend would take care of her body. Same for me, I would do my best to please her physically and visually :)
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Scarlett , well sometimes we pretend to be pleased so as not to hurt you, but if you're not stopping that peneaut butter nighty visits , we'll look away for a better panoramic view.
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we are easy to please, you just have to read our minds...simple enough...
corne for me, i blame body metabolism...i just hate to see one lady who eats A LOT and i mean A LOT, but no fat distribution can be seen to their body...they say its their metabolism...jokingly i would ask "where to buy those?"....lol
frog..so you are one of them? who are happy when you get satisfied with what you see in us physically?...:)
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Oh and too easily convinced ;)
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
just might make you sink down into the waters so you couldn't see...
Scarlett............which is more than you can say for women ( bit lip)
LOL, Scarlett... I will keep that in mind with my gf...for sure...cant afford a slap...LOL...
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me thinks you are telling a white fib...you men are TOO easy to please.....
"To get out first would mean standing up, naked, in front of him, giving him a full panoramic view of ..... her bum! "
lol. What an awfull image. Well....owen you're completely wrong :D you should complicate things, because we are not that easy lol.
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Scarlett, thanks for the kind offer but if I need a book to tell me then I havent been looking or listening for the last 40 years........and anyway the fascination with women is the mystic aura around them........which is wonderful. If I knew everything then it would be boring...
u r incorrigble... typical
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just dont ban FHM leave that for us
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Oh Scarlett, u made my day! Those fat rolls were terrifying me!
Owen, ur right we do overreact but that's us, can't help it cause we always want to look our best for the one we love.
I blame the media too! Women like that don't even exist! They're all computer fixed and all to look oh so perfect, and if u ask a normal guy what he thought he'd tell u they're too skinny with no butt or boobs...so good news girls...men like their ladies with some flesh on them!
Starseed, I think we should protest for banning beauty magazines! Those evil satanic books!
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we should all put our 'stories' together - it will be one mighty big book - but a best-seller for sure!
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all women should learn the art of burlesque, its great even if you dont have the perfect body it teaches you how to be sexy and appreciate your body, and remember all the greatest sex symbols like Marilyn Munroe, Greta Garbo, Requel Welsh ect were all over a size 14 and considered to be sex symbols. Thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.
ROFL, how can it be imaginary when you can touch/feel it? :D ...*owen, listen..those are imaginary! receive a slap, got it? say slowly...i-m-a-g-i-n-a-r-y f-l-a-t r-o-l-l-s*
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but he did it to himself..unknowingly...you should buy a copy of my book..How To Understand Women...
a very amusing story.
when you have a cookie and its broken all the calories evaporate...same with chocolate bars...and you can't diet before i bake you those chocolate chip cookies..just break them in half first.
Just feel for Rob, in 5 minutes he changed from Romantic Rob to Repulsive Rob...........life can be so cruel sometimes.......especially when it involves women
some guys make you feel like a beauty queen even if you scare dogs off by smiling...
ksarat..i was serious with tongue in cheek...it does happen...women, for the most part, have a really bad body image...media has done that to us. We should thank Twiggy, that British model from the 70's, for the beginning...now we all think we have to look like the Victoria's Secret models..(I wish!!) If you want to do something like this with your girlfriend...just make sure she's in the right mindset...otherwise, don't say I didn't warn you!!
Corne...yes, those are imaginary my dear...
beauty magazines...
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Corne wants some Baskin Robins and then wants to go on a diet. Don't u love it when u trick urself and say "ok this is the last chocolate bar I'm eating and then I'm going on a diet!" and u'd have like a 100 last chocolate bars hahaha
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does it really matter? MEN should be happy and be contented with what WE have or HOW we are, lights off or lights on, naked or not...and i think WE are just over reacting on some physical issues and lack of confidence also...
but hmmmm, being a woman, admittedly we do complicate things even if to some MEN they are NOT issues...maybe the objective of finding a guy who would make you feel better no matter how you look like would be a mission here..
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Corne - wants to got to industrial area to see some barbies :)
That was way too funny...ofcourse seriously taken...but come on...does that really matter...
Hmmmm...that was still funny...my secretary jus waked by me and looked me as if I were crazy to be typing on a computer and laughing like crazy...LOL
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Scar, who said those fat rolls were imaginary ???
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
... we love 'em unconditionally, and we look past the balding, paunchy, noisy, bum-scratchin stuff...
but so do they... look past our flab, rolls and "hail damage" - those that luv us that is..
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we need "subdued and romatic" lighting such as candles, so that the reflections off our double chins and wide hips put a lovely glow on us...
if you are goin to get into the tub with a woman..
a) make sure there are a LOT of bubbles...
b) never make HER get out first...
c) never grab her around the waist..those imaginary fat rolls just kill us gals!!
d) the back view..don't even go there with us...for us, the mental image is we need a sign stating "wide Load" across our hips...
mom scarlett, i thought some ask for lights off for simple reason of "concentration" and "pretending" so HE wouldn't know that you are hmmmm pretending?...;P
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More than their life is worth LOL
and I STILL can't get that blue eye shadow off my lids!!!
and no..men just love naked women...its really funny...if you talk to your significant other about what bothers you about YOUR body..they will look at you like you are nuts...and then tell you..honey, but I LOVE..."whatever" part of your body..its perfect...
of course this comes from a gender that is happy and thinks they look like Brad Pitt even when they are balding and have a spare tire...but again..we don't think they look bad if you love them...
LOL scarlett, I think someone has unresolved childhood issues with Barbies :P did u see a therapist yet ?
I wonder if guys care as much about how naked women look as women do...guys...what do u think ?
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Owen, men are happy as long as you keep their food and bed warm. They are simple you know. It is we who make things complicated.
hmmmmmm..is this true that for men to be happy and forget every physical issues with women, we have to be naked in front of them?...sigh...
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A Thread, where a man is deprived of all his future ecstasies...LOL...
So it is going to be No more NAked Women in the Menu, sheeeesh, saddd...LOL...
I'm sure the ladies are going to kill me for this one...
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on the radio..this guy complaining about the new GI Joe dolls that came out..that it gave the young boys wrong ideas about how men's body's should be...too many ab muscles, etc...I busted out laughing because for HOW many years have women had to compare ourselves to Barbie???? I mean, she came to being back when I was about 4...which was 46 years ago...geez, i mean if she was a real women, first off, she would fall face first because her feet are too small, and her waist too tiny for humans and her breasts...ok nuff said..and..WHO wears what color blue eye shadow anymore??
Oops Scarlett. A bit late but similar thoughts.
.. us women need to get over it now! Get with the program..
Quite honestly it doesnt worry me any more - and if he thinks/says anything then he wont get! :))
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Yes Scarlett. I agree - its in our heads.
Cornellian - woman are never satisfied with themselves. It is always 'oh ! but what about that exposed mole or oh! this collagen or this or that'
they have doubts about a mole on their hips, while we have doubts about the entire hip!!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
doubts about their bodies..just not the same as ours..theirs might be that they have a mole on their hip...sheesh...
darude...nah, she couldn't..what was described is every woman's worst nightmare...and expressed so eloquently...you guys have no idea...y'all just think nothing about it...which is funny because most guys are NOT critical of the naked.women...its in our own heads...
But I mean it wouldn't be such a horror if the woman was a model or in good shape, or would it?
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
..what would those 2 lines have been, huh?
Would love to hear this one... :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
you could have said that in just 2 lines bud :(
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you ask..the answer will almost always be the same..heck yeah!!
starseed...you have just hit upon every woman's nightmare...naked with the lights on...
Early morning men are not in mood to discuss such issues ... for sure you will get more replies in the evening when they are in Rob's mood
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