Magical Penis Theft!!! Saudi Soon?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080422/tod-uk-congo-democratic-witchcraft-cb1d00a.html
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Reuters
By Joe Bavier
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected
sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises
after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged
witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West
Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains
widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts
still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa,
Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million
inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners
advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold
rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed
that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or
disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash
with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you.
We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in
marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne
Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an
effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when
12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27
men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still
there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become
impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone
home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby
Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a
recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim.
We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who
sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
To this time, are there still sorcerers living in this day and age?penis enlargement
I dont have a skyline the GT is for Mustang :)
Salax ur really honest dude :)
I'll pretend i didnt read this :O
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GHANDI
Alexa...If I move to KSA, it would be to the Eastern Province (Damman/Khobar-area). Onwards and upwards, sister. I'm blowing this popsicle stand! I put in ENOUGH time in Riyadh so I'd rather not put dw though that again. I wonder how foreign women survive there.
Alexa...where did you hang out in KSA?
(OP, sorry for the partial-hijack but Saudi was mentioned in the original post's title!)
Adey, I'm moving to Saudi in August so I'll keep QL updated on the latest from KSA (unless QL is banned there).
Like Eco, I'm better with flowers and giving people practical advice (maps, housemaid agencies, phone numbers) than hangin' out (given the above topic, this may be a bad choice of words).
I have the answer to penis theft & penis damage........chasity belts!
This should keep the penii safe from witchcraft and theft.
So strange
Alexa just ignore the guy! In every thread there'll be a guy with principles!!!
Are the QL "members" fighting again?????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its you who got the negative thoughts.
if i can ignore or avoid such threads then whats your problem
Yea sure am Da Rude wil dunce dumb heads.
Grow up have some sense and be wise.
and yea i dont have any one EITHER in my buddy list or QLSG with DIRTY MIND LIKE YOURS.
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this is just a reminder, if any one out there in QL who is not dirty in mind then I have no problem meeting them........will you spread the word Da rude
Adey sorry to hijack your interesting, well worded topic
you sould too brave and bold behind the screen
wonder how cowrd and chicken you will be in meeting them face to face.,
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just on my way out
Nothing worse than have your member cracked down on!!! But then again some people pay good money for that sort of thing!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
I understood. Bit slow in replying though! Just got up! LOL
that the use of the word 'member' (when referring to a penis) isn't an international term.
Don't know WHY I bother sometimes! sigh
Lighten up! If you can't be open and have a joke with friends and family, who should you talk and joke with?
you are entitled to your opinion. Tell me though, does Saudi still convict and kill people it believes to participate in witchcraft?
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
I wouldnt have clicked this pornified version, And PM I thought QT is ur adopted son I feel like throwing out my breakfast......so sickening to discuss this with your children
I can't help wondering if the penultimate paragraph in this news item included an intended pun?
"Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby
Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members."
tee hee
JBH, you naughty man.. wink wink
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
Maybe thats what happend to mine also.
It may not be the biggest, but it can fill a pram!
Call me Maninibat!
That's what happened to mine. That's why it's so small now. The sorcerers shrank mine! Now, I take a smaller pant size.
what the benefit of the wichcraft get from all collection??? LOL
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
PENII REDUNDANT
Some hope for our unfortunate Congolese friend
"A Tunisian family is suing a 30 year old man for "raping their 20 year old daughter through phone sex".
It seems that while they were having phone sex, the girl kinda
punctured her hymen. The argument is that the two of them had sexual
relations, even through the phone, that led to the girl's loss of hymen."
So whether stolen, miniaturized or simply dried there are other ways to to get the ladies hot.
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Oh ok. Thanks didn't know that. But this the first time I'm hearing about Penii witchcraft
Please not the penises.
Hold on Ladies
Don't curse those useful innocent penises.
Make sure to delivered that curse to those confused, colorful and flamboyant fine gents.
Specially to those that don't like their male sexuality and penises at all.
I'll bet you they will be happy to donate their penises to the skillet and fry pan of witchcraft.....
HINDI KA TIGASIN.
If you keep up with news from Saudi one man has already been
executed for witchcraft this year and a woman is under sentence of
death for trying to make her neighbour impotent via witchcraft!!
I thought it might give some saudi authorties some ideas for their next bizzaro wheeze.
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
I will never hear that song without being reminded of this again!!!
tra la la
Oh by the way, what does Saudi have to do with the missing penii???
GOod one adey....LOL
and they sewed it up and it works fine!!!
LOOOOOLLLLL Adey
I think that just made my entire week :P
tra la la
Could you imagine being the officer that found it? When he got home that day and his wife asked him what he did at work?
"Oh nothing much honey, just searched for a cut off penis on the side of route 84...But I found it, so no worries!"
tra la la
Couldn't resist
All together now!
A One, a Two, A one two three four....
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Dried Penii
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
LOL PM,
Guess he was a lucky one :D
tra la la
yikes!!!
Someonenew, you know how some people hang flowers up in the house to dry them and use them for decoration??
Well... switch the flowers with the penii, and there is the answer to your question :D
tra la la
Jass...Oh ok...in that case i guess we're back to my previous question.
Adey...thanks for the sarcasm, appretiate it.
Someonenew,
Once the penis is removed, it's useless! Pretty much just shrivels and dies... sorry for the description, but it's true!
Actually had a patient in the hospital I work at thats penis was cut off in a car accident... enough said. It couldn't be reattached, but they do have prosthetics!
tra la la
"I think its a whole load of bull"
Oh sweetheart, bless
don't tell anyone! but they have removed the word 'gullible' from the dictionary!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
seriously guys is it an organ that u can use for other people like for instance i've heard of people stealing kidneys and and other organs that can be transplanted. Is a penis one such organ???
I am watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and even he was making fun of this story!
tra la la
or maybe sell it to the men itself who have small ones like a growth serum or somethin like that lol .....gosh u guys are so funny
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someonenew, maybe room decor??
guess it take the term penis envy to a whole new level :D
tra la la
yeah besides what do u do with a bunch of stolen penii(sounds better)
someonenew, it does paint an interesting picture though. Some guy steeling into the mans bedroom while he is sleeping and just swiping the penis :D
tra la la
how can u just steal them, its not something u can just detach and attach again!!! I think its a whole load of bull
oh silly me, of course the sorcerers!
I wonder if some guy just made this up as an excuse for why his penis was so small.
I can't get over that last line: "there was a man who was a victim.
We saw. What was left was tiny..."
tra la la
Stone cold mate, stone cold
you won't be laughing once you've had your todger nabbed! ( or 'arf inched would be more appropriate in this case )
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
What I want to know is, did these guys wake up one morning and their penises were just missing??? And of course the next logical train of thought would be, who stole it???
tra la la
I dont even know what to say... There are a thousand comments swimming in my head right now, but I can't even grasp one on this!
Oh an PM, the plural of penis is penises, although I like the sound of penii much better :D
tra la la
Or have you been drinking Adey ??
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry! How ridiculous!
Oh but do try, I'm sure you can see it from a truly original angle and comment?
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Offers better oppotunities for humour Moi? Base? Never!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
If you keep up with news from there one man has already been executed for witchcraft this year and a woman is under sentence of death for trying to make her neighbour impotent via witchcraft!!
I thought it might give some saudi authorties some ideas for their next bizzaro wheeze.
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
artical doesnt mention anything about saudi?
interesting and entertaining news, thanks
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. "
Ralph Waldo Emerson
i heard these thieves are coming soon to doha......maybe they could help someone ;p