Love, Lust, Marriage
Love: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage: When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
Love: When intercourse is called making love.
Lust: When intercourse in called screwing..
Marriage: When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.
Love: When you argue over how many kids to have
Lust: When you argue over who gets the wet spot
Marriage: When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids
Love: When you share everything you own.
Lust: When you steal everything they own.
Marriage: When the bank owns everything.
Love: When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust: When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage: When.... uh.... what's a climax.
Love: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
Love: When you're only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust: When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage: When you're only interested in your golf score..
Love: You only leave the house for coffee and donuts
Lust: You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline
Marriage: You only leave the house when you're allowed
.. in more ways than one! :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
and the most important of the three is Love.
我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。
You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
Scientists have just announced they've found the biggest source of Anti-Aphrodisiac on the planet, it's called Wedding Cake
L L M
Love: Hmmmmmm
Lust: Oooohhhh
Marriage: Ufffffff
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it"
Damn the marriage! Taking away all the fun B-)
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It’s my prerogative to choose whose judgment I will be more concern of. The judgment and the doubts of the minorities will never bruise me. I know they are reigning here but I never wish to dethrone them
My Confession Booth is ready for your early menopause mistranslations of L.L.M.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
rather now than over Ramadan - lol
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Very funny starseed, bit unfair to remind everyone about lust when they aren't getting any