Love Letter
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
John
Dear Sir,
Further to my application as a lover to you, I regret to inform you that I am not in the position to accept the job. Due to the following reason.
1. I am not a freshner in this related position.
2. I am to qualified to offer my service.
3. I am also consedering the fact the you will offer low compensation since you want a freshner and zero experience lady.
4. I dont want to be a mentor to my lover.
Lastly, I would like to inform you that after I post my application to much job offer with much better compensation and good packages have been given to me.
Hope that you will find the right person to fill this position.
This is for your kind information.
Best regards,
Pia Shakira
Dear Sir,
Further to my application as a lover to you, I regret to inform you that I am not in the position to accept the job. Due to the following reason.
1. I am not a freshner in this related position.
2. I am to qualified to offer my service.
3. I am also consedering the fact the you will offer low compensation since you want a freshner and zero experience lady.
4. I dont want to be a mentor to my lover.
Lastly, I would like to inform you that after I post my application to much job offer with much better compensation and good packages have been given to me.
Hope that you will find the right person to fill this position.
This is for your kind information.
Best regards,
Pia Shakira
After ,,Seeing Shakira , i changed my mind ..
geez....read your post again johninqatarliving...lol
ok so u are real ,, so madam i prefer only freshers with 0 experience
Dude! Chill out! answer your question? Is your post real or scam?
I prefer only Freshers,
Is this a scam or real (about shakira) ...any one to clarify...
well shakira...i think he will accept your application...dont worry...lol
Would you think he will consider my application, I want to know immediately for further preparation. I am really in need of a lover for professinal growth and additional experience.
Jeez! :)
It's true that had working hadn't killed anyone yet, but why to take risk?
nice answer shakira....hehehe
hahah
we shld post this link to classified :P
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lool
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Emad =>
To whom it may concern,
It came to my attention that you are in need of a girlfriend. I am Pia Shakira, graduate of Computer Information and Computer Science. Vital statistic of 36/24/34.
I would like to apply for this vacancy. I am a very loving person, can easily understand any eventualities. I can love under pressure without sacrificing the quality of my relationship. I am a fast learner and open minded so no need to worry about jeolusy and mis understanding. I am flexible with my time and I consider working overtime when it is needed.
I am willing to be transfer anywhere if you will provide accomodation and transportation. I have 5 years related expereince in this kind of commitment. I could forward my character reference when requested.
I hope you will find my application interesting and consider me a dinner interview. I could start immediately and I have my NOC from my previous boyfriend..
Hoping for your favorable answer.
Sincerly your,
Pia Shakira
Its just WOW...what a proposal and what a answer to it...good one... keep it tight folks...
Eagle your on a role... my Panelope cruz...
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Dear Mr. John,
I refer to your letter dated 23rd November 2008.
I regret to inform you that you will not be considered for the position of lover, much less spouse.
Notwithstanding the fact that you are not entitled to an explanation, but out of goodwill, the following are the reasons for the decision, in order of priority:-
1) the fact that you're applying for the position of a lover before marriage is a breach of religious rules and moral code.
2) the initial shared expenses you mentioned put you in the clear definition of "friend" only, if at all.
3) the taking of a larger share of the expenses based on your assessment of my performance, coupled with the reasonably foreseeable future of you sponging off me shows a character that is best avoided.
4) the fact that you met me in October but took one whole month to come up with your proposal shows that you are disorganized and tardy, a characteristic that is best avoided.
Thank you for your kind interest in me but there is a lake you can jump into. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
Yours sincerely,
Juliet
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
excellent reversion eagle!
The internet is our revenge machine
OLD IS GOLD
a gd one johninqatarliving
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Emad =>
old but good..LOL
Moving on is simple; it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult .