Lisa, joke for you...aaaiiieeeee...
Please excuse this post as its written in the Cajun lingo from Louisiana...just read it phonetically...by the way..for those of you who don't know know about watermoccasins..they are poisonous.
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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free.
But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of
his bibs and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou.
Den he goes back to fishin'.
A while later, Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin . . .wif two more frogs...
huh? what? anyone mentioned my bunny activities? Oh they're better than roller coaster rides!
corne doesn't get out of step with the bunny whilst she's at it! messy business if it's hopping mad :D
A rollercoaster ride, even!
(looks around to see who typed that)
You have to ask Corne about raping bunnies, I only kill puppies. I'm not sure how she does it.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I was going to say Titanic but I was thinking of great Neptune rising from the the depths. And you've talk to me and I'm Nova Scotian, I'm not Acadian though and they are the ones that talk like that. We call in the Franglish
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
that not put you in Rabbit Court for sexually abusing a bunny? I would never do that..I'm into pulling wings off flies myself.
of day you are having...hmmm don't tink I've ever talked to a nova scotian, scotiaese..or however they call themselves...Dye might be passing demselves off as coona$$es
how the hell you rape a rabbit.
wild life case.
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corne will learn something from ya, hun. They are into killin' puppies and raping rabbits, ya know.
Or Nova Scotia. De tak like dat der too.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
your head, you've been near Louisiana too long...: ) Mornin' Gypsy and WhoMe!
Ooooo cha, I love dat Boudreaux. I think if I did a little geneology trace he is probably a relative. I am back to bed now since it is 2:30 am. My dog woke me up. I knocked out before I put him in his kennel for the night. Spoiled little sucker. If he doesn't behave himself I will send to the swamps with Boudreaux. (ha,ha).
Have a good day.
Lisa
Yup. Out of the depths of despair and longing, I rise like the mighty Titan that I am.....:P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
You just surfaced?
Dats one funny joke dat is.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Good to hear ole cajun style!
well...one thing pops to mind...pina coladas being brought to me while laying on the beach doing my best beach slug impression...
Now why on earth would u want to be anywhere else when u can be in Great Ole Qatar ? :P
Morning Y'all !
special for trips to Mexico, all inclusive for 4 days for a total of $349 USD.....DARN IT!!! And here I am, can't go ANYWHERE until I get my resident's card!!!
you providing nail serve to everyone or just having a "ME" day?
oh dear DaRuDe...try frogs...
And a good morning to you too!!!
gotta love that moonshine! The snake did, anyway :D
Can't type -painting nails (I know, I know, I'm an old tart)
Am trying to catch the wind here. :/
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