latest scam emails...threat to kill

themorpheous
By themorpheous

"Guys - I see many email scams from the African region but this latest one was just hilarious. Check it out. I received this email yesterday and this is what it says":

Hello
I am Assam, I was sent by someone very close to you to
terminate you, but the person can't pay up to my price, I am once a
marina in united state of America.I am a Mass murderer. I am very
sorry for you ,It is a pity that this is how your life is going to end
as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need for me
introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you,
my duty as I am mailing you now is just to (KILL YOU ) and I have to
do it as I have already been paid for that.

I travel with different names all around the world for the work. I
have all the details of you given to me by the person very close to
you. I hope you will not let this happen. I know that you have your
own family and you are living happily and you are not ready to die
yet. I can terminate this deal only if you can pay me the sum of
$7,500, after this payment, I promise to guide you from any arm. I
called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't
tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am
using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are
monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Someone you call a Friend want's you Dead by all means, and
told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,
picture and other necessary information's I needed about you.
So I have sent my boy's to track you down where you are right now and
they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation
on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that
I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not.
since we have find out that you are innocent.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.
Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your
life, $7,500 is all you need to spend, You will first of all pay
$4,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every
discussion I had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as
you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $3,500. If you are not
ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up. Write
me back as soon as you get my mail so I can tell you the necessary
steps to take.

FROM THE DESK OF MR ASSAM JIBRIL.

By nomerci• 30 May 2013 15:55
nomerci

But first I'd say this :

Dear Mr. assassin Assam,

thank you for your kind e mail.

Please tell your boss that I know who he is and what he wants to do. I have known for a long time.

You Mr. Assam, I know too.

I know who you are, and what you look like...i know where you live and I know your family.

Now, if you do not want to perish very sudden, I'd seriously advise you to send 10.000 QR to this ........bank account by tomorrow, 6 pm.

If you fail to do this, I shall have to take steps to vanquish you and your boss.

Regards,

nomerci

By nomerci• 30 May 2013 15:51
nomerci

I'll tell his boss.

By ghazalz• 30 May 2013 14:52
ghazalz

MR ASSAM JIBRIL, don't leave your desk monitor unattended again!

By Aoy• 30 May 2013 14:18
Aoy

themor aint posting anymore.. anything happened?

By alex brod• 30 May 2013 10:57
alex brod

Lol ... Installment basis , he's sure you will not give , may be his a bank manager goes bankrupt ... Wait peek on your neighbors first if you are wired... Then look your right and left and back when you walk , when you are driving change every time your route , before you ride in your vehicle check underneath some booby trap... Drink mineral water always be safe , now it will just takes time to adjust . He means business... Monkey business lol...

By RADIUS• 30 May 2013 10:25
RADIUS

refrain from using internet, he might blow your monitor :))

By Sense Mine• 30 May 2013 10:17
Sense Mine

do not be afraid of any man who can only kill your body....BUT BE AFRAID OF THE ONE WHO CAN KILL BOTH (BODY & SPIRIT).

By themorpheous• 30 May 2013 10:16
themorpheous

yup. that's whats funny. Assam is the assassin.

By britexpat• 30 May 2013 10:00
britexpat

Is that Assam the Assasin ?

i thought he was in hiding.

By DeadMan.• 30 May 2013 09:58
DeadMan.

Boring....

Amongst all the scam out there, you found this mail to be of any interest. :P You are sick retard and deserve to die anyways :D

By themorpheous• 30 May 2013 09:58
themorpheous

The scamster's email address is:

[email protected]

By mr_listener• 30 May 2013 09:58
mr_listener

Wonder if he is the same person I know.. lol

By Sulieman• 30 May 2013 09:46
Sulieman

Dead End

May You R.I.P

By landloverreview• 30 May 2013 09:36
landloverreview

Lol Pajjee :) la..karak in doha jadeed is very cold. :)

By Khanan• 30 May 2013 09:25
Khanan

LLR : What about Karak at Doha Jadeed tonight ? ;)

By landloverreview• 30 May 2013 09:21
landloverreview

His english writing gives me a clue that he is bakistani..now how many batans wants to kill me? :)

By Omais2657• 30 May 2013 09:21
Omais2657

how about replying him

" That night Your Father should have gone to sleep without doing anything"

lol

By Omais2657• 30 May 2013 09:18
Omais2657

Give me his email, I will KILL HIM :D :D :D :D

By Knight Returns• 30 May 2013 09:18
Knight Returns

Once I got an email like this and I replied "Don't teach your grandfather how to fcuk"...donno if the guy had even read the response.....lol

By Strom• 30 May 2013 09:15
Strom

and i m so impressed with creativity ... we have to give him 10/10 for tht :-)

shady LOL

By Rip Cord• 30 May 2013 09:11
Rip Cord

Great stuff. However the price is too cheap.

By landloverreview• 30 May 2013 09:10
landloverreview

If ur sure it is scam then tell him "ohh ur too late.. I am already dead... wish to see you soon". :))

By shady till i die• 30 May 2013 09:09
shady till i die

By themorpheous• 30 May 2013 08:58
themorpheous

looool.

By Khanan• 30 May 2013 08:54
Khanan

dead !

I didn't warn you that not to disclose this email thinking you will be clever enough.

Be prepare! :)

By dima_123• 30 May 2013 08:54
dima_123

..

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