Last meal before execution

Could I have it as a movable feast?

Starters say would be Garlic Mushrooms with lots of crusty bread. That would be at 7pm. Lots of lovely 'pink' stuff with that. That would take place say, the canteen.

Then at 9 I would have my main meal, and that would be a Full English Breakfast, served with a local pint of something. That would be in the Governers Office.

After than at little sorbet in the rec ground. With a nice 'white glass of something'.

Then I would have my pudding, which has to be the Cholcolate Puuding they serve in the Ritz, that of course would have to eaten in the Restaurant there.

Coffee, cheese and biscuits would be in the Fox Limo on the way to the airport in the vain hope I had given the guards the slip by allowing them to help with the drinks!

I would not be able to eat anything. I pray this should never happen to anyone. I cant stand the thought of it.

Peace.

and grilled (will done) plus san mig light

You can't teach experience...

yeah, but if all you've got to do is stick a needle in his vein, what difference does it make if his stomache is full or empty?? Let the poor b****rd enjoy one of life's pleasures before the end

executioner's blood!

It would be easier to just wrap up the execution as quickly as possible, if I were the executioner I wouldn't want my subject to die on a extremely full stomach and have him/her farting left right and centre..even from the other side.

mojo1981

OMG!!!!!! you're right, flanostu. that stuff is lethal. One of the reasons Toulouse Lautrec died an early death............

a bottle of absinthe.

i'd be dead (or at least knocked out) by the time i finish the bottle.

lol @ britexpat

but i would go for my fav. food, a couple of hot dog's with a freezing cold coke from a glass bottle, and then a nice hot apple pie with vanilla ice cream....

Fries.. Fries.. Fries.. Fries.. Coke.. Coke.. Coke.. Coke..

Did I just say Fries and Beer? Ah, whatever.

britexpat, u just cancelling my dinner. Thank you !

You can't teach experience...

Amazing that we start talking about food, where it will ends?

Check mate.....

It is always the lost that need my guidance

Aha..it depends how far down the rectum the faecal matter is, also consistency plays a large part. If the faeces is fluid in consistency there is a chance it will slowly leak out...sooo, if Britexpat had diarrhoea then I would say yes, the lower bowel would empty its contents...........

....Is another option to consider :)

Check mate.....

ha ha - nice one britexpat. Although once you're dead don't your bowels open anyway.............

hmmmm nice thought. I'm sure Supernurse will know.....

I'd have something which gives me the runs.. Might as well leave them something to clean up..

I'd just have the champagne and lots of mind altering substances......

Oh and have smoke when i finished it as well

It is always the lost that need my guidance

Starter:

Oysters (N.2) and champagne (Taittanger), with red caviar (Sakhalin) in toasts.

can it be in a Jacuzzi ????

Main:

Bacalhau a Lagareiro com batata a murro (best portuguese ever).

and Cock Massale au feu du bois (Reunion Island)

served with a french red wine Lalende de Pomerol "Chateaux Molin au vent" plus red vintage Da Fonseca reserva 2003 "Quinta do Panascal"

Chocolat fondu ( Sao Tome e Princepe)

Rhum "arrange" ginger (Reunion)- 1 full bottle

Then I'm ready, bring the axe.

Check mate.....

better fasten man

lol tubelight :)

Novita, i agree with you buddy..haha.. i would not be able to even think about food.

You can't teach experience...

if i am going to die tomorrow, no way i can eat ...