Kuttappan the GREAT

mufy
By mufy

lot of discussions about malayali and kerala. well this story is great..its funny and may b a repost..but just to have a good laugh this evening, this mite help

This is a story about Kuttappan the Great

He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan hears somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very well I know him very well like that. One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he ismy best friend.Kuttapan' s boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India .

Kuttappan said if u wont believe its your problem I cant help you. Ok.The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold 's house and see what happens.Kuttappan agreed with a smile.A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold . Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.

Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we will go to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u know him or not. Kuttappan agreed with a smile. At Clinton 's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate

When Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me. At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan askedboss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down.When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir what happened.

Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I became unconscious.

LESSON FROM THIS STORY

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....

By Thoufy• 22 Feb 2010 20:40
Thoufy

thnx for posting....

Kuttapan ki jai....

By sonaam• 22 Feb 2010 19:01
sonaam

lol nice story thanks for sharing

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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु

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By twenty• 22 Feb 2010 18:46
twenty

thnks for sharing, good one :)

By SPEED• 22 Feb 2010 18:37
SPEED

I was thinking the same when I read the title...

By anonymous• 22 Feb 2010 18:34
anonymous

Is Kutta-pann different than Kameena-pann ?

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By anonymous• 22 Feb 2010 18:05
anonymous

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By Homealone• 22 Feb 2010 18:03
Homealone

Read it long back and since then many stories.............

but still fun.

By anonymous• 22 Feb 2010 17:05
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

THANX

MUFY & KUTTAPPAN for a great story,thanx for posting....

By verisimilitude• 22 Feb 2010 16:33
verisimilitude

reminds me of the theory I tried to prove in college

"Given any two random Malayalis unknown to each other, the introductory conversation narrows down to identifying yet another Malayali they both know or a town they have both visited"

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F...

By verisimilitude• 22 Feb 2010 16:28
verisimilitude

But HEY... check out my new signature :-D

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F...

By Thesni• 22 Feb 2010 16:22
Thesni

very interesting story!!!

By Ice Maiden• 22 Feb 2010 16:05
Ice Maiden

Read this before, but still makes me laugh...

Hail to the Kerala Mafia

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