Ok Guys you have started to beat around the bush,sure lot of Bush Jokes will flow.Let we make ha ha ha , as who is einstin ? and " see people will ask about big breasted blonde" ha ha ha ha bush ha ha ha bush ha ha ha good jokes
George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.
"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.
"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
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nice jokes yaar !!
Ok Guys you have started to beat around the bush,sure lot of Bush Jokes will flow.Let we make ha ha ha , as who is einstin ? and " see people will ask about big breasted blonde" ha ha ha ha bush ha ha ha bush ha ha ha good jokes
ofcourse, its Bush Junior !
who/what else could it be !!
even after 100 years, people will laught at him.... ..
What did the big bush say to the little Bush?
You too little to be trimmed..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Well said...
Zeus Christ we are still on about making fun of bush?
GWB was a A-double S
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
He himself is a joke.
Life's a bitch and then you die! ;)
very old one (bush was still president)
bush and mc cain in a bar talking are approached by a customer:
- hey i wonder what u 2 r talkin about!
- we're talking about lunching a third world war said bush, and McCain disagree upon one detail.
- what detail if i may ask?
- well there will be collateral damage. roughly 1 billion muslim will be killed, and also a stunning big breasted blonde.
- why a big busted blonde? asks the man
and bush smiling turns to McCain:
-u see? i told u no one cares about the one billion muslim!
You can't teach experience...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
vold.... superb jokes man !
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(i can't stop laughing)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....
George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.
"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.
"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
i think there is forum for funny
i was excited, but disappointed to hear it is about george bush
its so difficuilt to find bush nowadays
why do you want jokes related to bush only? you don't wan't a joke to make Qle'rs laugh but a joke to make fun of a person like bush
Most shave these days anyway...:)
You can't teach experience...