Joke
The angry dog once was made even more angry by the cunning fox when he told the dog that his wife was a bi.tch. In a furious frenzy, the dog leapt toward the fox to tear him in two; the fox ran away. The dog, in determined chase, followed him. In the middle of the way, a sewerage pipe, most likely brought and left there by the floods last year, was lying. One end of the pipe was much wider than the rest of its body. The fox jumped into the pipe and came out through the other end swiftly. The dog, however, could not get out as his head got stuck in the pipe. The fox came around, lift the dogs tail and kicked his a** mercilessly before going into hiding.
The wronged dog ran to the King's court where the lion after hearing his story asked him to come near him. The lion whispered to the dog. This is what he said to him: "Just forget the matter, it is so embarassing. He did the same thing to me last week, after I refused to give him flesh from my prey."
shall we laugh now?????????
No, i just remember Felix 'The Cat'......:(
Which reminds me. Does anyone else remember Samantha Fox ??
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super blank stare :((
Picking my nose and staring blank....:(
About as funny as a dose of the clap.... you may assume at this point, that my expression is blank, and I am staring at the screen.
at the screen, scratching forehead*