A JOKE

Hey guys i know this one is gross but it is funny so I will tell you about it.

A man had two wives. Both of them lived with him in a studio apartment. Once a guest visited them. They were all sleeping in the same room when in the middle of the night one wife woke up and demanded her husband to satisfy her physical need.

"You must be imbecile" roared the husband in a low tone, "Do you just not see we have a guest in the room?"

The woman would simply not listen and finally was able to coax the man to do the deed.

"Alright then, just go open the fridge a little for some light to come out of it and try to see if the guest is awake or asleep. If he is asleep, then we will do it," said the man in a tone that suggested a hidden helplessness.

The woman got up and opened the fridge, the radiance from within it shone upon the guest's face, showing him apparently fast asleep. As soon as the man and the wife had completed their matrimonial business, the second wife came to him and made just the same demand.

"You crazy women! Could you just not wait for a single night?  Do you not see how insulting it would be if the guest catches us?" said the man.

But the woman would again not listen and the man, like before, had to give in. He asked the woman to do the same thing to find out the guest was asleep. She did so again by opening the door of the fridge and they too did the deed.

In the morning, when they were having the breakfast, the owner of the house asked the guest, "Hope you had a good night."

Guest: Yeah, very good but just that I was too thirsty.
Man: Thirsty? But did you not see that big refrigerator full of cold water?

Guest: Oh yes, I did. But I do not think I could ever pay the same price for touching the fridge that other people did.