For the Insomniacs...

Ramada
By Ramada

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Can an artist draw a blank?

Why does 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If someone invented instant water, what would you mix it with?

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

By Ramada• 14 Jun 2008 13:42
Ramada

Could you seriously choke a Smurf?

"If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot." (Grave's Law)

By Snowstorm• 14 Jun 2008 11:51
Snowstorm

 

http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By Ramada• 14 Jun 2008 09:00
Ramada

some of these questions are just plain silly and others are not answerable, the post was only intended to give you all a laugh...

"If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot." (Grave's Law)

By anonymous• 14 Jun 2008 02:10
anonymous

What would the days be? If love came in packets how many would you buy?

Life is Beautiful...Indeed!

By heero_yuy2• 14 Jun 2008 01:46
heero_yuy2

See those trees? Gettin' ripe by next month *cough*...XD

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By hummer_H3• 14 Jun 2008 01:46
hummer_H3

Why are you looking for an answer instead you just read and live it ok

By heero_yuy2• 14 Jun 2008 01:32
heero_yuy2

How come Qatar has so many dates and I have none?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By Ramada• 13 Jun 2008 21:21
Ramada

Did I ask you something?

"If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot." (Grave's Law)

By t_coffee_or_me• 13 Jun 2008 21:20
t_coffee_or_me

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

 

 

 

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By t_coffee_or_me• 13 Jun 2008 21:20
t_coffee_or_me

2 With white ink on white paper

 

 

 

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By sentibhim• 13 Jun 2008 21:17
sentibhim

LOL my hair become straight..........what type of question are this ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By Ramada• 13 Jun 2008 21:15
Ramada

a zero in a zero...

"If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot." (Grave's Law)

By Dracula• 13 Jun 2008 21:13
Dracula

What makes you imagine we care whether you are okay? If your birds are happy, we're happy.

By britexpat• 13 Jun 2008 21:07
britexpat

the helmet has the radio and oxygen mask attached to it..

By Ramada• 13 Jun 2008 20:53
Ramada

But did he use a helmet?

"If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot." (Grave's Law)

By britexpat• 13 Jun 2008 20:46
britexpat

I don;t know the answers, but I heard about the Irish kamakaze pilot on his 10th mission..

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