If only..

gypsy gal
By gypsy gal

A man is driving down a road.
A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "*****!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies.

Moral: If only men would listen.

By DaRuDe• 19 Jun 2007 10:52
DaRuDe

and when did it happen.

I still prefer to listen to radio. :/

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By shreeya• 19 Jun 2007 10:26
shreeya

Gypsy gal,

I like this joke and I heard different versions of it with different animals in place of pig, like horse, donkey. But surely.....pig fits here....you know why.....lol

By anonymous• 19 Jun 2007 10:23
anonymous

Poor Men .. hahahah ... how could he know that she was warning him not insulting ... if i were in his place i would do the same thing .. lol .. Pig ..

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By anonymous• 19 Jun 2007 10:20
anonymous

Good one really...thanks for sharing here...gypsy gal

By Oryx• 19 Jun 2007 10:05
Oryx

brilliant - hope she had him insured. :)

By novita77• 19 Jun 2007 09:41
novita77

Loved it ... :-)

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