I was going to tell a joke...

britexpat
By britexpat

A seal walks into a club...

But , I thought against it..

By Shamiri• 21 Oct 2008 05:57
Shamiri

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery

By anonymous• 21 Oct 2008 03:10
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Once you meet Britexpat, you always will meet another common English man...

Anyhow, the Juan joke was a good one.

“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful,”

By qatarisun• 21 Oct 2008 00:50
Rating: 3/5
qatarisun

you have succeeded brit... cannot stop laughing..

By heero_yuy2• 21 Oct 2008 00:07
heero_yuy2

How da hell do you do that?

Even the one-liner 'seal' joke was funny.

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By SouthLand• 20 Oct 2008 23:02
SouthLand

A fool and his money are soon parted.

-Thomas Tusser

By svelte_saggi• 19 Oct 2008 09:34
svelte_saggi

it's not worth it.....i can't bear the agony of living with the memory of such a 'joke' for the rest of my life!

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By mjamille28• 19 Oct 2008 09:32
mjamille28

lol svelte... just bludgeon somebody else to death...

By svelte_saggi• 19 Oct 2008 09:28
svelte_saggi

somebody please give me a log.....i need to bludgeon myself.....for actually reading this!!!

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By britexpat• 19 Oct 2008 09:24
britexpat

I'm still here..

i will leave it to baldrick or Notfromhere to supply the punchline..

However, i will relate this sad story which brought a tear to my eyes....sniff....

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Qatar and is named "Jamal."

The other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan".

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Jamal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

By svelte_saggi• 19 Oct 2008 09:19
svelte_saggi

we're all still waiting to hear the rest of it....looks like brit's gone to sleep.....

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By Peppermint• 19 Oct 2008 09:18
Peppermint

Thats it?!

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”

By svelte_saggi• 19 Oct 2008 09:06
svelte_saggi

go on.....if u're so sure it'll make us QL-ers laugh....

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By britexpat• 19 Oct 2008 08:50
britexpat

If you're not careful, I'll actually tell it..

By mr_listener• 19 Oct 2008 08:25
Rating: 3/5
mr_listener

Thought of the day!! right brit!

Good Day All

By svelte_saggi• 19 Oct 2008 08:23
svelte_saggi

haven't heard of such an 'unfunny' joke in years,i say!grrr!

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By Formatted Soul• 19 Oct 2008 08:13
Formatted Soul

Then what happend? was it too hard to digest early in the morning? LOL

By Arien• 19 Oct 2008 08:03
Rating: 3/5
Arien

Tickle me Tickle me...

By SouthLand• 19 Oct 2008 07:56
Rating: 5/5
SouthLand

Say no more ;)

A fool and his money are soon parted.

-Thomas Tusser

By shaair• 19 Oct 2008 07:53
shaair

Is this Joke ? kill me kill me

By mjamille28• 19 Oct 2008 07:53
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

lol you should think about continuing it...

By anonymous• 19 Oct 2008 07:47
anonymous

It probably wasn't funny anyway

By baldrick2dogs• 19 Oct 2008 07:41
Rating: 3/5
baldrick2dogs

Did you Google it first?

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