I Have A Fat Analyser

JBH
By JBH

I have a fat analyser at home.

She is called Jan.

And whenever I get undressed she calles me a fat b@stard.

Sorry, I couldn't help that.

By azilana7037• 30 Apr 2007 21:50
Rating: 4/5
azilana7037

No wonder the cat looks grouchy...lol

Can I use him for my avatar....roflmbo

By JBH• 30 Apr 2007 21:42
JBH

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By azilana7037• 30 Apr 2007 20:40
Rating: 5/5
azilana7037

I always tease my MAN with those words and he just laughs...and retorts back...hehehe

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By JoeKanuck• 30 Apr 2007 20:22
Rating: 3/5
JoeKanuck

A truly amusing thread. Thank you. I was going to guess mirror but 'Jan' works to. Nice job.

By JBH• 30 Apr 2007 19:58
JBH

Not always surely?

Have you ever seen that photo on the web of the shaved cat?

I'll find it for you and you will know what I mean.

By honey• 30 Apr 2007 19:54
Rating: 2/5
honey

i always love too ;p

By JBH• 30 Apr 2007 19:50
JBH

I scrub up well.

But no one likes to see a man naked.

By JBH• 30 Apr 2007 19:33
Rating: 5/5
JBH

I've been holding that in ever since the Fat Analyser classified appeared.

And I couldn't hold it any more, it was becoming unsafe.

By DaRuDe• 30 Apr 2007 19:29
DaRuDe

They just had argument :P

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By han19• 30 Apr 2007 19:25
Rating: 5/5
han19

LOL...what was that.....where did that come from?

happy heart

DRIVE SAFE,someone is waiting for you at home

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