I am your guardian angel
By tearstosmile •
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: "You take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "and who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
just was free and want to increase my QL $ so start posting.........
hope you meet your wife and naughty kids soon...............
Jokes always anti the some good things. No reason behind this.
I love with my sweet wife and two noughty sons. I really mis them bc i am alone here.
"keep Smiling"
well its rare ,.....my wife is lucky to have me..she got it completely by chance n luck..
BTW, i am also father to two beautiful kids..
applause and standing ovation for mr. khanan...your kind is very rare to find.....errrrr where does your "kind" hiding?
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za khair de che os de toop wahalay de nu.
saba che rashay qatarisun sara kha
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owen....obdient nad faithful hubby.....
zama 2 bacheeeee de...
da ta goora ossss..
wayeee......wada ma kawa ............
hahahahahahaha...(the nasty one)
our khanan here is a happily married guy, so don't influence him with this kind of jokes....and hey khanan...avoid reading this...
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
just to tell you
charta wadu onakay dala ba shay lol
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it had been noticed that t2s is posting anti marriage jokes???
wondering why??????????????3
is everything all right .........
LOL. very nice one. Where the hell was mine when I decided to come to Qatar :D
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f***ked if he needed glasses
He got lucky only after marriage Guardian angels don’t care if a playboy dies.. so if you are single get married soon and you will be safe.LOL
too funny tears, thank you
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Nice one
hahahaha... maybe this man need hearing aid when he get married.
Everybody is right and Everybody is wrong, its depend where you stand