Husband Vs. Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you..
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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The Union of Man and Woman
She is Language, he is Thought
She is Prudence, he is Law
He is Reason; she is Sense
She is Duty; he is Right
He is Will; she is Wish
He is Pity; she is Gift
He is Song; she is Note
She is Fuel; he is Fire
She is Glory; he is Sun
She is Motion; he is Wind
He is Owner; she is Wealth
He is Battle ; she is Might
He is Lamp; she is Light
He is Day; she is Night
He is Justice; she is Pity
He is Channel; she is River
She is Beauty; he is Strength
She is Body; he is Soul
- The Wisdom of The Vishnu Purana
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
:)
dats nice
Remember reading this recently.....anyway nice to read again & again
First Man: My wife is an angel.
Second Man: your so lucky, mine is still alive.
:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
yup i remember reading this last year, but it's funny anyway...
an old one.. but nice to read every time
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
husband: (SHOUTING!) honey pack-up all your things,i won the lottery!
wife: WOW...what will i bring?
husband: i dont care, pack & get lost!
lolz
lol good one :)