A Good First Impression
A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents and make a good impression, she would reward him by making love to him.
Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and immediatley he went down to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. But it being his first time, he didn't know what kind ot buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. "Well being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.
Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished everyone looked up...except the boy. He continued to to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religous." And the boy replies,"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
harharhar!
NOw I'm getting nervous. Who's been videotaping my life for the stories to be spread on the internet? lol Just kidding but that really is how my luck runs.
Keep up the great posts FK. I like most that I've read. ;)