Gents.. Please, Please, Please be careful
A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.
The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.
Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.
But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.
An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.
"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.
"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."
i wonder if his "Manhood" was still functional after all that... d**n!, snake might have thought of it as another snake! or perhaps a mate!
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as being a misunderstanding between two different specious ...
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Sounds a bit like artificial insemination! Lucky he didn't get pregnant :D
Also, the spell check didn't like that word 'envenomate' (enveno-mate? hee) It preferred 'envenom', so maybe it's a bogus article anyway.
Very strange story, looks fake.
OUCHHHHH...LOL
reminds me of the scene in snakes in a plane.... whoa.. he has experienced the worst i guess..
Perhaps the snake thought it was "making friends" ith another snake.. I think the guy as was of Chinese oigin and named "One Hung Low"
if i would jump on the road to do it that I would be really having time to observer? Let's just pray that I won't find a cat jumping, no snakes here ... reminds me with the beginning of Scary Movie 4, .. lol ... the guy got one good bite before jumping and destroying the public properties ... I mean the road .... :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Maybe now he has to hold it like a flute when he pees, with his fingers covering the new holes.
"Never argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience."
yeah lucky guy...how about the snake was he lucky too? lol
anyways gents be careful. observe first before pee-ing...
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oooh...sure that's all he manage to say....
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bite i'm wondering what time did he got and to do what? To be shocked? embarrassed? in pain? dizzy? I don't want to try that one ... here we have Sea Snakes and those are far dangerous than the ones in the deserts :(
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
is the experiance talking?
I dont see that happening, the only snakes that bite when u pee on the street here are the municipal snakes lol.
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
not sure how women have that advantage...
the snake cud have dived right in!!! :)
im sure he's more embarassed than shocked. who wouldnt be?
silent "G"
yes guys, watch ur self if u get court short on way back from beach and and decide to take a quick wiizzzz at the side of ur car!
Luky us here,
there are no roadside toilet break
and those whatsyou call them on the side roads stink to the point, your lucky to get out of them alive...holding your breath to finish the job..
Yet as Darude and King Edshel said..
Oooouuuccch... ;-)
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im sure the snake is gay, lol.
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thats gotta be a load of rubbish as well!
in that sense women have an edge over man
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and frightened him to death ... won't have the courage to pee again if i got bitten like that ... Ooouch ..
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