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A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
P.....
E.....
N.....
I.....
S.....
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
Jass share a donkey then it will be the donkey sharing the stories not Jass :D
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I will take poor donkey and free him
And I don't share :P
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The funds to feed the Donkey, comes out of Qatar Charity Organization and not Osamas!
LOL
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Don't you want to share a Donkey for the day?
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hope you aren't charging poor donkey for the food and home.
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Its Red Pope donkey he still has the contract. and i dont want him am just giving him a lil place and food till Red Pope ask him back. or am going to kick him out and send it to ur home. then enjoy :D
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You are not holding my Confession hostage today!
You are and still LEVEL 1 waiting list of my Purgatory.
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and what do you feed your donkey?? :P
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Donkey time is only the meal time when i have to feed him.
Ostrich time when damn you am not into that yet Jauntie was the one with the monkey up hiddin still cant figure why was the monkey screamin.
King hmm just when i see a female going towards his home
Confession am ready call me any time will just come running.
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Donkeys have no hair except the tail and head.
Maybe the BOLAS ?
We should ask DARUE?
HE IS THE MASTER JOCKEY FOR DONKEY RIDERS!
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yea just hairs coz she was telling me how the DONKEY TORTURED REDPOPE AND THE MAID :D
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LOL..very early huh....:D
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Darude, How do you even find any time for QL between Confession booth, watching King, Ostrich, and Donkey??
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That poor maid has a stable income from her services every friday.
I smile and she gets paid well.
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Stop gettin nasty early in the morning :D
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You guys have to remember there is the Ostrich race!
Hey about some Coffee at Lulus Green Beans.
I'm up for a Costa Rica Terrazo.
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Only your hair?
I would like to talk to this poor maid. And what she told you got you aroused?? :P Hmm, interesting turn. What was it that did it? the donkey? Or the Pope??
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dont forget the confession booth. his maid came to confess and i was the one sittin inside listening to her she really was tellin me such things about Red Pope and donkey that my hairs aroused :D
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Darude is The bona fide D--o--n--k--e==y Rider and many other beast ..
LOL
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so it means she loves the stallion hmmm means she likes 15incher :D
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How do you know so much about Pope's and Donkey's stick?? You seem like an A+ expert.
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My maid walk away like a Urban Cowboy.
She rode the Armageddon Stallion of pleasure.
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is that why you sent that donkey over to DaRude?
was scared the donkey might seduce his maid so he kicked him out of his home.and damn look at Red Pope what he did he super glued it tight not to get the lenght. trying to prove to his maid that i have the bigger one LOL
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i was so hungry that day and drunk that I got up dizzier and zombie.
I got up to cook some Oscar Meyer hot dogs.
Instead I cook his stick by accident.
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That poor donkey :(
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good one
why you forgettin when u saw ur donkey's 10 inch long stick for the first time you felt down ur bed and couldnot sleep whole night. and in the morning you chopped that stick of the donkey :D
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That is funny..
LOL
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Remembered anything??? lol!!!
LOL, I almost fell out of my chair reading this!
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